How many thrusts would you last?

How many thrusts would you last?

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Less than 1.

1/2 and itd be the best ive ever felt

one and done

Keeping in mind that she's a native from a primitive tribe where even civilized countries hygiene habits were sub par. I doubt my hypochondriac ass could even get it up.

However forgoing any knowledge of disease and proper bathing, Wouldn't even be able to get it out of my pants in time.

100, then rest for a minute then 100 more, ad infinitum.

Not enough

thicc-posters are cancer

My average is 30 to 45 min so with her probably like 20 minutes if I control my breathing and heart rate.

Probably 2, but I'd be eternally hard so I can keep going exponentially longer until I die.

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A good five minutes if I don't focus on whats happening
If she's actually puts effort into being sexy less then two

>have girlfriend with a big ol booty
>as long as I don't do doggystyle I can keep it going for 45 to an hour
>That one Sunday where we just fucked off and on for about 8 to 9 hours and fell asleep exhausted but happy

I think I could last long enough to please her at least. Though she seems like she'd only really get off if it were a threesome, she's got attention whore issues and probably couldn't be satisfied by just one guy.

>Who would you double team her with, Miguel or Julio?

SpongeBob Memes are going through an amazing resurgence

Thank you black people

I'm honestly fine unless a girl tells me to cum. My gf would do this to fuck with me.

>mfw

I would cum the second my dick touched her.

Until she breakes and screams ""IMPREGNATE ME, MR. TRUMMPPPPP!!!!!""

I would cum just from knowing I had a real chance desu

Younger me use to have three hour sessions. Current me is a minute man. But it'd be a glorious minute.

She would defeat my cock and make me cum with only a stare.

I don't know, I have thrust issues.

I can barely do mild walking for 8-9 hours straight let alone the intensity of sex.
Either it was extremely slow and boring or you guys need to both join the Olympics right away.

I can hold my cum indefinitely so I'd be good until I was physically too tired

I'm guessing they took breaks user

Many, because I don't really feel that much during sex.

It actually sucks alot.

If I was on top? 10-15 min
Is she was on top? 10-20 min
Canine style with that maple colored sweet fat ass? 2 pump dump.

>Who would you double team her with, Miguel or Julio?
Miguel my boy

Europeans were dirty fuckers, but the native Americans bathed daily back then, including the Aztecs. It wasn't the lack of sophistication that made people bathe less, it was prudishness and Christian superstition.

THIS so much.

Even to this day europeans still reek.

I'm not even an ass man but hnnnnnngh

>Julio

>all these sexual weaklings in this thread.

Maybe like 10.

And I'd have to skip foreplay just to achieve that many.

Once the realization that you're plowing Chel kicks in you're finished. There's no way you're holding your cum if she looks back at you so you would need to be blindfolded or something.

dude stop

Same here since I took propecia. It literally killed my sexdrive and pleasure, permanently (6 years now).

>gif

The way that extra stream kind of floats in to her hair doesn't work very well.

All of them. The more a girl is your type the longer it goes

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Medival europe was a terribly filthy and deadly place.

Ur kancor

ok

that sounds great honestly

No one's that gay.

plenty.

now post more.

>?

>implying anyone on Sup Forums actually has sex

I want to stuff her face till she's fat.

I've only ever came during sex one time and it was my first time.

She may be able to get me worked up, however, considering she's literally perfect.

Half of us are joking, the other half are virgins who assume they'd last that long on their first time

A lot of chicks actually find guys who read comics really sexy for some reason.

Which I guess explains why they don't like guys from Sup Forums.

>tfw whenever you have had sex you get hard as a rock, but you can't cum, and you can't calm down and can't stop shivering and eventually she just wants to stop or gets offended or something

>a lot of chicks actually find guys who read comics really sexy
>a lot
what in the world

Does Chel shave?

>implying you wouldn't cum just by looking at that bare ass pointing towards you

In my experience at least.

It's gotten me a bizarre amount of pussy.

Girls are all out of their minds and find the weirdest things attractive. Not fetishy weird, more like Freudian weird.

I hope not.

you need to stop fapping everyday

>remember I haven't fapped today
>get a boner barely poking my crotch
Goddamn when does this stop I'm 26 shouldn't it calm down by now?

I have a strange issue where i can't cum unless i jack off so probably a lot until either of us are too tired, then i'd pull out and jack off on her face

Why does Sup Forums have so many virgins?

how ugly are they and how handsome are you?

It takes approximately two and a half hours to suck me off to completion.

I could fuck Chell for probably half of that.

My stamina is a curse.

>Implying it's just Sup Forums

Vanilla >>>>>>>>>>>> Chocolate

Assuming I'm drunk I could go 30 minutes full force, then pass out on top of her forgetting to pull out

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I'm gonna be honest, probably one. I'm not amazing in bed. Hopefully I make it up with my oral skills but still, I need to work on my kegels.

>meme ice lesbian
>better than chel
you can't be serious m8

>fucking a popsicle stick

She got gangbang ready body anons.

vanilla and chocolate are both brown

Realistically? 10 minutes at the most. Fapping 2-3 times a week over the years has eroded my stamina.

That and the fact that it's very sped up to avoid it being obvious that it was poorly done

This

>Which I guess explains why they don't like guys from Sup Forums.
this absolute MAD MAN

>believing genocider memes
People weren't stupid back then.

>tfw user is basically seven years old

>Which I guess explains why they don't like guys from Sup Forums.

Im 23 user.

I didnt like the movie, i just like the girls.

>Girls are all out of their minds and find the weirdest things attractive.
if you are passionate about your hobby, but not, like, obsessive or elitist about it, then that passion radiates off you and makes extroverts find you really fun to be around. You're hobby could be like, clocks or something, and they'll gush about the way your eyes light up when you see a nice fog watch, or the intense look you get when you're tinkering with a cuckoo to make sure it works

She'd thrust that strap on about 6 times before i cum and call her daddy

Your taste in women is exactly what I was referring to, user

1 pump chump

Double Dubs.
I would last 5,566 thrusts before making her my wife.

>Not liking platinum blonde norway woman

Wouldn't even make it to the bedroom.

72

>if you are passionate about your hobby
aw fucking cool

>not, like, obsessive or elitist about it
aw shit

guess i'll get back to permanently imprinting my hand on my dick

I don't assume shit. I'd cum and fall asleep before I ever even got it inside her.

>liking the most generic, uninspired physical features
>liking thin-ass monkey lips
>this poor lost soul probably jerks off to fake tits, too

>being a shitskin

like 20-30, but in a 45 sec timespan

>Dont know whats like to fuck an petite woman

Trust me, its way better than fuck busty woman.

>Thinks fucking twigs is better than fucking a normal girl
Disgusting

You're gonna feel the penetration better if you fuck petite woman user.

I deathgripped my dick so literally forever

>sexual interests going directly against biological human drive
>might as well be an actual pedophile

>Petite
>Pedophile