Dropping a Major Redpill That Even Sup Forums is Too Degenerate For

I truly believe being a Fapstronaut is the most redpilled thing a man can do. I find it very hypocritical when people on alt-right boards such as Sup Forums Sup Forums call others degenerate when they themselves fap, or even have non-reproducible sex. I will give you a few reasons why fapping is evil

>1. The more your hand is away from your dick the more time it can be saluting Hitler
You heard me. The longer you go without masturbating the less degenerate you are and the more you'd be accepted in Nazi Germany. Nazi Germany was very anti-fapping. The Christian side of it was against fapping for religious reasons, the Pagan side was against it becase they believed fapping made men effeminate, and the scientific side was against it because it stated that fapping made men more weak and primal. If you don't fap Hitler will be proud

>Closer to God, or Gods
Whatever your religion may be nofap will make you closer to the creator (unless of course you are a fedora tipper). Almost every religion has something against masturbation, the Abrahamic religions, the Hindu religion, the Buddhist, the Pagans, etc. The only religion that states fapping is good is Satanism. I don't give a fuck what your faith is, but I know that if you got faith fapping will further you from what you believe to be holy. Think about it, can you really hold hands with God when you are masturbating?

>Nofap is what our Viking Ancestors did
They say 1 in 33 men directly descends from a viking, I know I did and I assume most of Sup Forums does too. Anyway our viking ancestors were big into nofap. They believed fapping made men effeminate and weak. If Nordic Aryans believed it so do I and I will try my hardest to not fap. No one can be a true Völkisch is they masturbate

nordicantisemite.com/2014/08/16/towards-a-healthier-folk/

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How is this a shitpost? I put a lot of effort into it

This post is serious and inspires me. This isn't a shitpost like most leafs.

Pic related is what happens to Canadians who try nofap

No thats what happens to fappers

No, this is what happens to Canadian fappers.

See this is why you don't fap

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Either way Canadians are fucked.

I'm not a hook nose! I'm not Jewish I'm Aryan!

14/88 bitch!!!!!

As a Nordic person you should be glad someone is supporting Nordicism and respecting your viking ancestors, that is if you are the 1 in 33 that i was talking about

I dont fight for lost causes, China uprising soon.

Damn dude you're a fuckin fag

But your not Chinese how the hell will you fight for that? And National Socialism isn't a lost cause we got Trump to bring back Nazism in the form of the Fourth Reich

Oh really? I'm not the one getting aroused by touching a dick

Canada needs Allah

I have Hitler I don't need allah!

Pretty based tbph.

>But your not Chinese how the hell will you fight for that?
By submitting my superior genes and cock to mix in with the Chinese population, il be a breeding machine producing Ninja Vikings.

Dude that's degenerate as FUCK! Just stop touching your penis and you will realize Hitler was right

Im gonna be touching 对韩国人的猫 instead.

DUDE STOP POSTING WOMEN I DONT WANT TO FAP REEEEEEEEEE

Whituu powah!

STOP IT! I am Aryan if I was going to masturbate it would be to the Aryan Master-race not GOOK MONGRELS! STOP MY PENIS IT HURTS

How about Katy Perry as a human goat hybrid alien?

Dude stop I just took a shower and when I do that my pubes get hard and watery so when I get a boner it hurts.

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That's a fucking man

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How do you know?

Would

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You honestly cant tell the difference?