Any spare change Sir?

>Any spare change Sir?

What do you do?

STOLEN VALOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>got any money
yeah, that's why I'm not homeless

>US veteran
>Homeless begger

surely there's documents showing he served, giving him at least nigger tier welfare

unless he was discharged dishonorably which case fuck off

>sorry I don't carry cash
I seriously don't.
I get direct deposit and use my card for everything.

oh also this. The VA has special programs for homeless vets/vets at risk of being homeless. Any homeless claiming to be one is full of shit

I scream di di mau then make helicopter and explosion sounds

Then they pull out the card reader. What now?

A child murderer?
Nobody owes him anything, he got to go on a all expenses paid trip to satisfy his lust for murdering children. The tax payers have already given him more than enough.

Tell him no

>visiting Windsor to cross the border and go to the casino
>friend and I walking through downtown
>elderly female gypsy beggar shuffles up to me with a plastic bag full of pennies
>she whines and whimpers that she's so, so hungry...
>Could you p-please spare any change sir?
>No.
>mfw
>mfw a few minutes later a cop on the big booty MILF task force walked past
>homeless wheelchair gub gub snail man near me gets real excited and starts screaming senseless noises
>mfw Canada a shit

Begging and panhandling is a job, the only difference is they don't have to pay any license fees or follow business regulations for them to perform their job randomly on a sidewalk whereas a guy selling food cannot do so without being arrested.

Nobody begging for change actually needs money, they need alcohol, cigarettes, crack rocks and heroin. They scam and fleece the system for all welfare nog tier benefits, blow all that on alcohol by taking advantage of free food banks/church missions and choosing to sleep on the street instead of paying the tiny amount some shelter or SRO would cost.

They don't work because they are career alcoholics and bums. Gypsy's in the EU have this down to a science where they sit out all day on the sidewalk with stunt babies in order to collect change then send that back to the Gypsy king who lives in a palace back in Shitromania. They dispatch like a thousand beggars across Europe for this.

tl;dr don't give bums money and they will stop begging.

no

whoa what a moral dilemma

"I'll throw a few bucks your way if you can help me score some good shards. But don't touch me."

nah

can you spare any change sir?

>big booty MILF task force

I reply:

>"Well, that hat is working ok to fool people into giving you free shit, but what you really need is a dog. Dogs will get you many more handouts from sentimental idiots. Every good lazy freeloading panhandler should know this."

>Windsor
>Part of Canada

Mate, they just have the spill overs from Detroit

Spare money? Now there's a concept I've never understood.

Give him my change *if I have any* and feel I did someone a good deed. He's not a junkie.

This female officer's tactical belt was cinched tight through the last hole my man. You better believe I would go through cop training including waiting periods just to get access to the station so that I could sneak into the locker room after she finished her shift my dude. That booty was round and sound if you know what I mean my brother. I would commit felonious tongue assault on that butthole and grip those hips like my life depended on it compadre. All in all the ass was fat

You can have my spare urine!
Peepees on him

Sorry, friend. I only have a hundred dollar bill on me right now.

>In America even the homeless are asking for tips

Extraordinary

Give him 5 bucks, why not

Only give to hobos with either musical instruments or children.

Aw yeah that's the good stuff.

There's a bunch of Mexicans in front of the grocery store begging for change with their kids fucking pathetic.

Give him a couple of dollars, wish him good luck, and shake his hand

Ask him when he served and how long. Check SP500 returns for the period he served and put in a standard salary for his position, and tell him there's absolutely no reason why he shouldn't have at least $XXX,XXX on his bank account.

Give him a few bucks because I'm not as poor as most of these faggots.

What are you faggots working for? Minimum wage?

what if you want a bottle of water on your way home?

I'd only give him money if he was wearing a Trump hat

You use your card to buy it. Every store here has a card reader.

buy him a better hat, maybe with a Navy Seals badge

Not in Mexico

i'd give that lazy bum a brisk caning for speaking to me

Tell him Obama took mine.

Tbqhwyf the va is underfunded and alot of older veterans dont even get the promised retirement benefits

I had a family member caught up in it, it really does suck

>nah...

get 4 years of colledge paid for, or training in a trade once you get out.

just as capable as any other person, and if you have trouble there is the VA, and tons of military friends you could have stayed in touch with... no excuse.

Give him some. I don't care if he buys drugs with it.

>Knife hands internally

All beggars are junkies, without fail. Ignore. They deserve what they get.

You must take a dive in the local body well for refreshment.

I try to stay alert and not encounter them.

I feel just as bad coming across them if I give them money as I would if I gave them nothing. Simple economics dictates that I give them nothing.

Plus I live in a city where being homeless is nearly a legit social status thanks to assfucks on the city council. I assume that in all their righteous generosity with my money, they're all being taken care of anyway.

"No sir, I'm in debt and I need all the money I can make".