What is the weirdest /pol conspiracy that you actually believe?

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Sinister or religious military purposes for the Radio Quiet Zone in WV.

religious military purposes?

A place for the chosen one to do his or her thing

interesting.

I dunno I've considered writing a sci fi novel on it.

huh, made me thunk

not really a conspiracy per se, but I believe in KEK with all of my heart and soul

Fun. You should.

The Trump Campaign

praise be upon him

i cant think of the craziest one but i think hitler got out of germany alive

also whats with the gold train or whatever they say got lost? is that just a myth or what

So the idea is this. The jews manipulate bones through genetic breeding to create someone whose bones serve as a receiver for alien or religious signals of some sort. The military is tasked with creating an interference-free place that the chosen one, if found, could communicate with god/aliens when the time is right.

thats pretty fuckin out there dude

Eyes Wide Shut being a thinly veiled documentary, and originally containing much more damning material.

There's some stuff behind it. You asked for weirdest stuff I buy into.

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We know that you can manipulate bones and connective tissue's structure with inbreeding. The guy who discovered this disorder mysteriously disappeared.

Look up anything on Radio Quiet Zone conspiracies on google, you will find nothing.

don't jews already do that with a gravity phone to their space ayy lmao satan?

what was the damning material kept out, and was Kubrick killed because of this?

Praise KEK. He's saving us from Abrahamic betrayal, and I swear he actually listens to us individually.

I sort of wonder as well if there wasn't some sort of pseudo-religious purpose to the WTC towers as potential receivers of alien/religious signals and their destruction by a different religion (Islam) wasn't sort of based in this.

I'm actually starting to think this way. Kinda spooky desu.

politicians are actors who play "characters" outside their daily lives.

Bernie Sanders is Evelyn de Rothschild

weren't the 9/11 hijackers trained by mossad though? Isn't it all really to do with the jew at the end of the day?

I have no idea. To hard to discern the actual truth given all the coverup. I mean I'm a jew and I think the jews should fess up to whatever involvement they had in it whether it was false flag or merely observing it.

It's quite possible that Kubrick was exposing something. He was a secular jew, raised without religious doctrine. He had some very interesting beliefs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_and_religious_beliefs_of_Stanley_Kubrick

Like Kubrick, I think the best system is under a benevolent dictator. But yeah, such a man is rare.

Kubrick's own daughter believes and says that Eyes Wide Shut was his attempt at exposing the world elite or something like that. I think she even went on the Alex Jones show or some similar conspiracy theorist platform. So yeah, for me, this shows some proof.

Couldn't lord Kek be an actual demon from hell though?

the Odom manifesto depicted real events.
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>taking 6 bullets of .45 in the head from a former marine and still being alive
>be human

pick only one

Don't believe because muh half lives, but interesting.

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I mean the house in it is modeled after an actual Rothschild mansion. I'm sure they have costume b balls and occult rituals but that's not why they are evil, its the non-transparent money-lending that corrupts everything.

Adolf Hitler was an avatar of Vishnu, sent to prepare the way for Kalki
The Third Reich still exists in Antarctica
UFOs are Nazi vehicles

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oh yeah thats pretty nuts

Not Sup Forums conspiracies, but its obvious that sandy hook was a hoax and that jfk's assasination was lied about by the us government

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12742
Earth diameter km
3474
Moon diameter km

R = 1
Asquare = 4
Acircle = 3.1416
4-3.1416 = 0.8584
0.8584/3.1416 = 0.273
3474/12742 = 0.273
Fuck right?
How about moon takes 27.3 days to get around Earth too.

Look at the drawing to the left. It is a circle inscribed inside a square. The Earth and the Moon conform absolutely to this simplest of geometrical figures. Let us imagine that the green circle represents the Earth. If this was the case, then everything in the drawing that is not green and is shown in red, would represent the Moon.

The drawing is an expression of a mathematical fact. It represents the relationship between π (Pi) and the number 4. The symbol π appears time and again in mathematics and it has fascinated people for at least 6,000 years. π defines the relationship of the diameter of a circle to its circumference. The true definition of π cannot be discovered because it appears to go on forever. However, if we round it off at the fourth decimal point we could say that π is 3.1416. This is exactly what the builders of the Moon did – they considered π to be equal to 3.1416 – which is yet another way we know that the Moon cannot be a natural object.
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The relationship of π and the number 4 throws up a number of ratios.
π + 0.366 of π = 4.

We could also express this as 27.322% of π added to π would equal 4.

The relationship of the Earth and the Moon throws up the same ratios.
Earth’s polar circumference, plus 0.366 of Earth’s polar circumference equals Earth and Moon size combined. As a result it would also be correct to say that the Moon is equal to 27.322% of the size of the polar Earth.

9/11 was an inside job.

Bohemian Grove, Sandy Hook.

I sincerely believe that religions are all just efficient meme spreaders, and if enough people believe a meme, it becomes true.

Since of all religions, kek is on my side, then Praise KEK!

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>weren't the 9/11 hijackers trained by mossad though
You tell me
It isn't like mossad agents hadn't been in contact with the hijackers since Hamburg

Depends on where, being shot across the face with a hollow point .45 will fuck someone up, but there would be a lot of broken bones, teeth, and tissue damage from 6 rounds.

You can get a bullet to the brain and still survive, just that if it's severing major blood vessel, hypovolemia induced hypoxia can occur, which leads to rapid brain death. Lesions from the passage of bullets and fragments can cause a dispersion of damage to nerves.

>hijackers
Lol there wasn't any planes dumb nigger.
This was the last time they could do this before the world had too many cellphones and HD cameras.
Even then it was unbelievable hoaxing.

U really think big jets can go 500+ mph at low levels where the air is too dense to go over 250 without falling apart?
U really believe that aluminum goes strait thru concrete and steel?

AE911TRUTH.ORG
is on the right track, but is likely more disinformation/controlled opposition.

No normie niggers will ever believe the Truth.

Do u also believe mainstream science? Peculiar atom symbol eh? Kek.

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I don't know if this is a conspiracy theory, but I think God or the powers that be have been interpreted differently by different human ethnicities. This is why you have all these different religions. There is no way the supernatural or divine could not exist because it is impossible that every single source supporting their existence could be false. Everything humans know came from something we've seen or experienced in our world, something as abstract and strange as worship of a being with powers cannot be created in the human mind. This is speaking from an artist's perspective. Nothing is original, it is simply our interpretation and recreation of things we've seen.

Modeled after an actual Rothschild mansion? The house WAS an actual Rothschild mansion called Mentmore Towers.

Before you sit down to watch that movie think about it this way. If you were Kubrick at one of these gatherings, wouldn't you wonder what it would be like if someone who wasn't supposed to be there showed up? Now make a movie about what they may see, and think.

Half life u say?
What if BlackMESA is real?
We arent getting HL3, HL3 is just real life.

>a rare neurological disease that makes people look like elves
alright, that's pretty weird

This place is a way to tranquilize/ pacify those who would otherwise be backed into a cultural corner and be forced to make real change in the world.

speaking of moving companies by the way

kek is probably some ancient evil. with all the shit /x/ does trying to summon satan and all the evil generally spread across Sup Forums...

I think there is some truth to the Mandela effect

Most of examples are bullshit (Sex in/and the City and Interview With a/the Vampire for example; the words just sound similar when spoken), but other ones just cannot be explained

Youtube 911 and back to the future.
Too many to be possibly unrelated.
Another upside down part is the only needlessly upside down guy in the movie, and when observed upside down watching statue of liberty it is the towers coming down.

FUCKING NUTS
If mixed with the Trump time traveler, could not stop them from doing 911 but with Pence and Pence and Pence he can change the world for the better.

Praise KEK!

To normies it's a conspiracy theory, but I wholeheartedly believe that Jews are trying to undermine the United States and the west, in general, because they're butt hurt about one of the largest and most prosperous nations being one with Christian dominionism and Christian values, and they don't like being undermined and ignored.

My pops redpilled me at a young age, when he was in a frat, it was %90 jew, and maybe him and 5 other dudes weren't ethnic Jews. He said there were good dudes in the frat, but most were rich, were already promised spots at daddy's company, and we're just getting a degree because they were told to and wanted to experience college. Their attitudes were super contemptuous of poorfags, and my pops was one they considered a poorfag.

Basically, my pops noticed their in group preference and how much power their little temples have. Their temple sermons were basically hot long DNC conventions, because the local Jew politicians were majority Jews, and the hand rubbing and bootlicking and favor doing was of comical levels.

Anyways, looking deeper into the new thing, the most surface level activity of the jew is to practice usury, but you dig deeper and you see that they're behind Bolshevism, and that the radicalization that we see in mosques today, used to be what temples did in the 1920's. They'd radicalize their Jew communities to become Bolsheviks.

Jews are the ones that created modernist movements, casting aside the powerful art movements like Renaissance, baroque and rococo period artwork, that had, at the most base level, Christian undertones and inspiration. The movements that were Christian inspired were castigated and, in turn, we saw the rise of modernist movements like abstract, minimalist, and cubism, all spearheaded by Jews or socialist sympathizes. You can read on Jewish heritage websites how, through the use of these art movements, Jews undermined the Christian movements.

Holocaust was a haux and Kubrick directed moon landing

Various religious figures and supernatural entities have actually been extradimensional visitors.

weird, nice get though, praise kek

>I think the jews should fess up
they openly celebrate it

including the israelis dancing in front of the towers on 9/11 who were deported. they confessed on television.

whoever did them in was a good man

genocide to all knife ears

THAT THIS WAS THE EARTH UNTIL 12000 YEARS AGO

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modernist architecture replaced cathedral and Greco-Romanesque architecture, which would be the type that you'd see at governmental and religious buildings. Abstract and cubist artwork tore down the processes that Renaissance and baroque period artists went through to create their realistic portraits, and instead opted for their pretentious, garish artwork, usually emphasizing the secularity and sometimes mocking the pious and religious undertones of past movements.

This is a bit much, and maybe I'm reaching. But I do believe Jews have contempt for America, yet they become super emotional as soon as they hit Israel's soil, like bill maher.

>but I wholeheartedly believe that Jews are trying to undermine the United States and the west,
Quote taken from one of the mossad agents working for urban moving systems

And also affects their bones and teeth. And just happens to be more common in jews.

They don't confess to the specifics of the involvement of Israel in 9/11. The Odigo messages have never been released.

whats this then?

Isnt the last line what satre says?

nice breasts

Sacred geometry

I think that the Beatles were a military PsyOp project. I'm a Liverpudlian and I don't believe for a minute that a few dim scousers could have such a cultural impact.

If you look at the fact that they cut their teeth in West Germany, they all had doctor's prescriptions for amphetamines and their producer (who likely wrote all their songs) was an officer in the Fleet Air Arm it seems suspicious.

Skinny Kim Kardashian with shitty tattoos?

Yes but what would the goal of the PsyOp be then?

Kek has manifested himself to us in order to cause disharmony with elements of the eventual New World Order. Kek loves chaos and randomly blesses those who believe in him.

Indians poo everywhere.

I believe that time traveling jews vaped ancient greece

Like smoked it in a pipe?

is it possible to be a christian, a platonist, and a believer in kek at the same time?

i don't really have one because all of the conspiracy theories i believe have just become historical fact over the years

10 years ago you would get weird looks if you said the banks were all fucking us over with the help of the government, you would also get called a paranoid schizo retard if you told people the government were systematically logging almost everything you do online

today all of those things are like duh no shit sherlock

even something as edgy as saying the media and the polling agencies are steering the masses is pretty much confirmed and even nigel farage said in trumps campaign that the polls were fucking with his campaign to leave the european union which is probably true

i don't know man. the world is too fucked up. all the weird shit i used to believe, even though i doubted myself as a teenager all the weird shit i believed turned out to be true. which is fucking horrifying

it's happening bros

>psychedelics are a glitch that lets up see the universe as math

we live in a simulation confirmed

>trump time travel theory ties into this

nigga oh my god

Tes
Kek is satan worship via proxy of an egyptian demon

Get up to speed on ancient egyptian mystery schools

Obama tried to nuke false flag South Carolina. All the evidence lines up perfectly especially since King nigger Hates the south and South Carolina is southern culture af.

holy fuck man
>Individuals with Williams syndrome report higher anxiety levels as well as phobia development, which may be associated with hyperacusis (high sensitivity to certain frequencies of sound).[29] Compared with other children with delays, those with Williams syndrome show a significantly greater amount of fears. Some of those often seen are falling from high places, arguments between others, mean dogs, bee stings and thunderstorms. 35% of these children met the DSM definition of having a phobia as compared with 1-4.3% for those with other types of developmental delays.[30] Williams syndrome is also strongly associated with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and related psychological symptoms such as poor concentration, hyperactivity, and social disinhibition
that's literally me. I thought I was just a neet autist, not a magic elf jew

you tell me more about this right god damn now.

What's it like when you listen to music?

The thing about Flat Earth Society that does keep my mind a little occupied is: Why is the South Pole inaccessible?

Is it? What a strange coincidence. I started in Atheism and was educated in Christian schools. I started to hate christianity because I went to a school that shoved that religion in our face, literally 90% of the school was atheist or hated Christianity. However, in my second Christian school, no one talked about Christianity, we had chapel sessions only once per week and it was cool. People were chill about Christianity and I didn't mind it. Both schools were Anglican btw.

I'm about 80% God exists. I pray to him, Jesus, 'the powers that be' and my ancestors. Gnosticism and the study of other religions was what made me a bit more willing to believe in God. The Gnostic Christian narrative explains away all the logical fallacies the Abrahamic religions had about God for me.

Btw, who was Sartre and what were his views in this area?

i mean, i already know about thoth-hermes, but kek was a relatively obscure deity, no?

how do we even have knowledge on egyptian mystery schools without the greeks jerking off to them?

Yeah as long as we're making shit up.

Michelle had a penis

*has

I used to have a borderline music addiction when I was a teenager. I tend to get really emotionally absorbed into it, but isn't that typical of everybody?

Michael had a penis. Its Michelle now you cis bigot!

Kek. I am in bed atm but I will check this later on.

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It's been confirmed that Hitler got out of Germany alive.

Its probably more intense for Williams people. I dunno my /x/-tier theory would be that jews are breeding people with it on purpose for selective advantage (heterozygous advantage) in heart function, music composition, but risking mental disability, heart failure, and arthritis in homozygous recessive individuals. Also they are breeding people in the hopes that changing ones bones will receive signals from God or something.

the writer of back to the future looks like trump apparently thats some sort of thing happening right now

the jews control both sides not just leftists..they controlled the churches and kings that controlled the artists in the renaissance and they also control "conservative" politics and corporations as well.

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Alex Jones is a kike loving Israel slave and his wife and kids are all jews

no . . . not whats this picture i mean whats this post then? as in what is the theory in question

My (((jewish))) mom tells a joke: What's the first day in a jewish mother's life? When her son gets accepted to medical school! If you knew the pressures on us to breed well and succeed well in hyper-specific ways you would see how it all evolves.

I don't know. I just doubt that scousers could pull such a thing off. They're not worldly like new yorkers or parisians.