JSA Storytime OF PAIN

NEW MANAGEMENT MOTHERFUCKERS
COME HERE TO DISCUSS COMICS
GET COMFY
CHILL OUT
AND IF YOU MISBEHAVE I'LL KICK YOUR ASS

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Ay bruv it ain't even 7 central time yet

Also, I'll knock off the all-caps shit now, it's getting old

>pain
>comfy
Memes
Also wasn't there a whole thread yesterday dedicated to these ending?

I DON'T CARE, IT'S MY WAY OR THE HIGH WAY

OK, starting now

It can't be replaced. RIP.

Storytimer just being a drama Llama.

Truth is, I'm starting this early because I gotta go do that at 7

It's on hold, maybe JSAnon will come back

I may not be a chill, opera-fanatic semi-alcoholic and lack a vagina, but I'll do my best to make this an at least torelable temporary replacement

She didn't even say she wasn't coming back, that was some other user.

"indefinite hiatus" could mean a week, it could mean a month.

Just watch the skies.

JSA on hold? The subject clearly states this is an active JSA thread.

So yeah, Austen's Supes is preeeetty fucked up

You're not drunk enough.

I kinda like him.

Scare tactics too huh
Nice, Austen

No, this is a JSA Storytime OF PAIN, not a JSA Storytime. Different thing.

That can be fixed!

Not muh

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Reis draws most of this run, so there's that I guess

Austen is pretty fucked up.

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Sure, I've just come to associate "indefinite hiatus" online with "over"

It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.

>Marvel and I never really clicked when it came to plans for the mutants. A brief capsule of my aborted plans: a three-some relationship between Havok, Polaris, and Nurse Annie. Nurse Annie is based on my 3rd wife, or is it my 4th wife? I can never remember, but anyway, she's based on one of my ex-wives, so it'd have been a very realistic relationship that happened to me in one of my many fantasy lives. To change it up a bit, Iceman would be gay with Northstar, but in a twist, Iceman would only like golden showers of ice piss. Mike Marts once said to me regarding that, "Name one person who would ever love being ice pissed on, you sick freak of a man". After giving him a pamphlet on ice piss and jizz fetishists, he became sickened and fired me off the X-books

>that dead-eyed Supes

>It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.
me too user, I got attached to you folks

even cranky user a little

Pouty Clark

JOBBER PRIME IS HERE

I wonder what will happen to Cranky, he doesn't seem to have joined us

I'm pretty sure a New Gods axe should hurt Supes at least a little bit, just saying

it's indefinite hiatus

I just gotta do some other shit for a while

peace out

(I got linked here)

Everything about what you just posted makes me a weird cocktail of sad, amused, and kind of angry.

And people say MoSupes was too careless with private and public property

Wait until Catwoman shows up, he'll make himself known.

""I'm very public in my dislike of Lois. She's the original gold-digger. Clark meant nothing until he was Superman. She was horrible to him, and he chased her like a whipped puppy. Any therapist would tell you, this is not a romance made in heaven.

"So to all that, let me just say ... Lana's single again. And she liked Clark as Clark first, and then also as Superman. Much healthier.

"And, of course, Wonder Woman's still out there. But Rucka says, 'over my dead body,' and he's tough. Used to be an EMT. I respect his toughness."" - Chuck Austen

This isn't Darkseid btw, it's Jobberseid

At least we can all rejoice in the fact that Austen is gone and never coming back because he has a better paying job right now

>Iceman would only like golden showers of ice piss. Mike Marts once said to me regarding that, "Name one person who would ever love being ice pissed on, you sick freak of a man". After giving him a pamphlet on ice piss and jizz fetishists, he became sickened and fired me off the X-books
what in the hell

I heard the part about golden showers before but not the rest of it

Both his Lois and his Lana are downright awful, as we'll see in a few issues

Not looking forward to his Donald Trump graphic novel hagiography? I heard Jim Steranko was gonna write the intro.

Yup

Keeping the Shooter dream alive.

Austen is fucked up, I'm debating whether to run more stuff from him after this

>Not looking forward to his Donald Trump graphic novel hagiography?

I don't care how much of a Sup Forums shitposter you are, seeing your favored candidate as the subject of a comic written by a man that even liberal-as-fuck Big Two gave him the boot has GOT to make you think less of him.

Your threads were a weird little internet anchor for me when I was going through some seriously bad times, so I hope you get your other shit done and come back, I really do. Hoot hoot.

Toldja, Jobberseid

I thought Chuck Dixon would be writing that? Drawn by Brendan McCarthy

WHOOPS

You goddamn legend, you do what you gotta do

>posting images during storytime
Have things changed or is this still considered shitposting?

Desu with the 250 image limit I don't feel this is a big deal anymore.

Do solicits drop next week?

Nah, you can't only do Austen. We'd just get desensitized. Who can get good and mad over some shit Bendis did, after Austen does a shitty story about mutant being food whores because they can't get STDs

This is a JSA storytime (OF PAIN), posting images here is fine

It's less shitposting and more "general rudeness". But even though OP isnt posting them, JSA threads are still just comfy gossip with comics of varying quality.

You know I actually didn't think Bendis' Riri Williams #1 was that bad.

You're right, gotta shake it up

Oops, that thing I mentioned I had to do just popped up, brb

It's cool.

I don't think we should carry on the thread without OP, it's really not the same thing so no use pretending it is.

Just everyone keep doing whatever you do on your off nights. Or join in the various storytimes you see from everyone else.

It ain't the end of the world. Whatever will be, will be.

This'll be my only namefag post, I swear

I think they'll drop on the 21st

>It's dumb but I cared a lot about those threads and the people in them, even anonymously.

wild right? new OP is lighting a candle

>My city

You mean his planet?

Also, what the fuck is with this meta-snarky Supes?

>Also, what the fuck is with this meta-snarky Supes?

Blame Austen.

Aaaaaaaaand I'm back

Jack "Crazy-eyes" Ryder
I guess it's only appropiate

I'll probably only do this run and then stop, depending on how we all feel, this is mostly for cathartic purposes

The Eye of Bendis turns

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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CHUCK AUSTEN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OP

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fugg

Bringing the good times
It's the part of the end of the world
Everyone's invited

This is a nice page.

smug kon

*party

Hard to fuck up a classic

Maybe, but Austen.

Superman II did it better

Yeah, for every nice page there's 21 bad ones.

Shut the fuck up Gog

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Blew his own brains out, hopefully.

Took you long enough, Bart and Cassie

>that fourth panel Supes
Wow, someone fucked up big time

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You know, just because you point out how bad your writing is doesn't make it any good, Austen

This has more quips than a Marvel movie

Lol and people talk shit about Clark "threatening" people in BVS.

I wouldn't be so blase with the guy who almost trashed all of your hometown

I agree
Lana>Lois

OH NOES

Lana isn't any better in this run tho

Like many hacks before him and since, Austen has some serious issues with and writing women.

I still don't understand how 30-year old Superman talks like a guy in his early 20's.

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Less yapping, more fighting

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Don't these guys have superspeed or something

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>REEEEE

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>HNNGH

Come on people, this is a reaction image goldmine

>Leonard Cohen is dead
This is a shitty fucking year.

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This is uncharacteristically stupid, even for Bart.