This man walks in and asks you to take a seat, what do you do, Sup Forums?

This man walks in and asks you to take a seat, what do you do, Sup Forums?

"This is my fucking house."

Well, considering he is my dad, im obliged to take a seat.

"there are no chairs in the dungeon"

Its a prank, bro.

I can't wait for that fat neckbeard to talk about loli in the upcoming episode.

"why, do i look muslim to you"

I like to call you chris handsome

>If you let me free ill share her with you.

"Was getting caught part of your plan?"

"Shes a big girl"

"...For you."

Shoot him because this is my house and Oklahoma has great castle laws.

"Oh my god, I can't believe this actually worked. I just came here to meet you Chris. I knew you'd be here all along and I had not intention of fucking that child."

Honest Injun?

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>b-b-but
"I'm the president"

AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I BEING DETAINED?

"I likes you and I wants you."

Ask him to join me in taking a seat and ask what is HE doing at the 1 year olds house.

>no u

Shoot him for breaking and entering.

"I was only interested in selling the embryos, I swear!"

ME LIKEY MAN BUTT LICKY BUM BUM LICKY BUM BUM

No

I win

Entrapment is supposed to be illegal. Am I being detained? How about I shoot you in the face? 14 is prime pussy. There is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to a female that can flow blood through her ovarian arteries and move her eggs into a position in which they can be inseminated.

Anybody got a pen?

i tell him "i just reported this, have fun in the pokey, faggot"

I do what he says.

I grab that chair, and I take it home. IF there happens to be any loli's tied to it, its not my fault he wasn't clear enough about his intentions.

"SORRY, YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE"

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