Why is Japanese not official language in Sup Forums?

I am sick of English.

English is too difficult language. You guys should use Japanese instead. so I can enjoy talking about politics with gaijin

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Even if we post in Japanese, you wouldn't enjoy talking politics with anyone here.

The world speaks english. Noone speaks your monkey language outside your shitty monkey banana island. Even your former colony korea doesnt speak your language lol.

NO!

ENGLISH #1
USA #1
BURGER #1

Japanese is too nuclear a language for my taste

I say we use Georgian language. Nobody gives a shit about Georgia (inb4 look who's talking), looks pretty good, we can spam ჰიტლერი არაფერი არასწორია all day every day on various social network

When are you fuckers gonna build up your military and take care of China for sure?

Rightful Greek clay

Remember the Alamo.

LEARN
FUCKING
JAPANESE

BOKU WA NIHONGO WO HANASEMASEN

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No.

自分を殺す
Sup Forumsはアメリカのボード

Why do you keep making anti-china threads and comments tonight. Is your sister in the next room with here chinese boyfriend?

無理です.

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〒:害人

Me rove you rong time

dude get mad

>gaijin

i just learned that word in Tokyo Drift i'm such a japanese ninjja now

外人出てけリイイイイイイイイイイイイイイ
WAITO PIGGU GO HOME

>外人 = foreigner
>害人 = harmful person
>both pronounced がいじん

deep

Ore wa chinchin ga daisuki dayo~

no! you dont dub english shows straight away so fuck off with learning that gook shit m8

fucking lol
I love you japan, even if you are fucking nuts

RYUU GA WAKA TAKI WO KURAU

aaaa kawaiiii ne

You have to learn 3 languages to write japanese, fuck that, hiragana, katakana, AND kanji. suck my dick kenji

Why didn't you guys just wipe out gook speak and replace it with english when you had the chance there?

日本文是世界上最笨蛋的文之一。说中文,小屎。

you forgot that is also rightful albanian, serbian and bulgarian. Now fuck off

aaiiiiiiiiiii nippon san

theres also hentaikana (hentai as in unusual, not porn)

Romaji too, kek.

one day i'm going to get a time machine and use it to convince macarthur to eradicate the usage of kanji

you'll all see

Disgusting gaijin

Japanese is easy. Just learn it.

This is Japanese website.
You learn Japanese.
Japanese is easier than English

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Weren't 2 nukes enough? Maybe you lads need some agent orange and napalm as well?

Conquer us, oh wait, we beat your asses. haha. USA, USA, USA

Why would I want to do that?

ゴーファーくヤーせルフ です

WTF I'm going to reddit now!

>Three writing systems

TORA TORA TORA

Weeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooo *splash* KABOOM!

Your sex robot is calling, Hideki.

けど, 漢字は少し悔しいです

I personally feel theirs not enough Japanese for me to be the asshole I'd like to be. For instance, how would I tell someone to go fuck themselves? Not go make love with themselves. Maybe call them a faggot. Are there several words for a gay person, whether they're actually gay or just acting like it? Engrish is best

All I know is Ching and Chong.

>Japanese is easy. Just learn it.

More than 750 kanjis to acutally start reading some shit, and even when I manage to learn all 2000 useful ones, I still have like 900 for just names, you can't really blame dirty gaijins for not learning it

wwwトーペケーク

馬鹿な、お前
そのサイトはアメリカ人のサイトだから黙ってください、くそ英語の先生

This, satoshi an his body pillow btfo

I'm not gonna learn the language of some fucking slants. We should have saved the nukes and invaded so your shit Island would speak English like the rest of modern society.

LEARN PROPER JAPANESE

>悔しいです
REEEEEEEEEE

It's 難しい
not fucking 悔しい. you understand!!!!???

滑稽しました.笑った.

You don't need to learn Japanese to fap to a hentai doujin.

Isn't Satoshi the japanese name for Ash or something?

yeah, ash is a loser too.

>Chinese
>1.6 years to study

Nigger I've been learning it since 2008 and I'm not proficient.

ごっごめんね
俺はがんばる

You speak english. Just talk about politics in english.

テッドクルーズで御座る

Your post earlier looks proficient enough, but damned if I could tell. Shit makes my brain hurt.

I don't know how many more years I'll need of pure submersion to finally feel like I can legitimately call myself proficient. I'm not there yet. Not close. It feels like the more I study, the less I truly know.

You're going to make me cry.

ain't nobody got time for learning new characters

you and the chinese with your edgy symbols pisses me off

also
Kanji is a pain because how tf am i supposed to know which kanji to use if theres multiple ones that mean and are pronounced the same?!
この代表、 ドナルド

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Yeah Japanese and Korean are way too direct and lack nuance.

It's also hard to tell jokes when every sentence ends in a verb. Subject-verb-object is best for joking around because the punch line is usually contained in the object.

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He is saying "Ted Cruz" like a samurai, don't trust google translator for japanese, trust this: jisho.org

Telling jokes is for subhuman apes. Observational humor is vastly superior.

Learn Japanese, Be Karen.

how the hell is English difficult? i'm learning German, and holy hell is it difficult. there's cases i've never had to use in English (dative) and the conjugations and genders are fucking ridiculous. you have to remember the gender of every fucking common noun, what changes for that noun, extensive verb conjugations. German is fucking hard.

English isn't actually a hard language. Japanese is just not compatible with it at all, so you find English hard to learn and we find Japanese hard to learn.
If you want a hard language look at Polish.

>új Sup Forums társalgási nyelv
>nem magyar
próbálkozol te egyáltalán?

Going to buy some hiragana resources, wanna reccomend something.

Sure, I can speak the language in a utilitarian purpose; order food, direct a cabbie, etc, but I can't hold a conversation (except certain rather irrelevant topics).

kekekekekek

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dont come to an american website then, nigger.

Because Jap language originates from Chinese and fuck the east

And all I know is Cheech and Chong.

Yeah you sound like a real comic genius, you smug prick.

Sorry no can do

America won't let us

Yes English is shit. Spelling and actual pronunciation of those words don't make sense.

Needs a complete overhaul.

c & k need to be merged. Stop putting "e" at the end of words that don't actually sound it out
words like "all" need to be spelled like "oll".
words like "anime" need to be spelled like "animei" or "animay"

And those are only some of the problems with the language. English is just a a disgusting mix of english, french, latin, and german.

Nothing about my post was "smug". Stupid fucking chink.

>buy hiragana resources
What? Why waste your money? Hiragana is easy.

>Smug slanty-eyed bastard: Western languages are too ea...

Kisama

RYUJI WO KEN NO KURAE

It was the definition of smug, you fucking autist.

Wait is this true? The jew fears the samurai.

You obviously don't even speak English, Xing Poo.

Doushiou~?

>Memorise hundreds of characters that each stand for something specific like rock, dirt, water, food, tree, etc.

Compared to

>Learn 26 characters that cover everything.

Yeah, nah. English is way easier nip.

Suk Ma Dik, you shitty turd.

I could never in good conscience learn a language that doesn't have a concept of multi-syllabic words.
Can you say "broccoli" for me please?

Nandayo you fucking spic

Yeah let me just learn one of the hardest languages for english as a first language learners, only used in 1 country, and that country is going extinct....

This. And even though the correspondence between written and spoken English is not perfect as points out, an alphabet-based language has to be far simpler than a stone-age picture-writing one.

i feel like japanese is the final boss of linguistics

>spend years memorizing hundreds of kanji, their stroke patterns, their pronunciations
>find out japanese handwriting is so bad that 90% of handwritten text is just random squiggles
>spend more years learning vocabulary
>have to memorize lots of words with archaic pronunciations that don't match the kanji
>think i am finally ready for a beginner-level light novel

haha fuck me

>that didn't work out
>maybe i'll be able to read a newspaper

haha

>fast forward 3 years
>can understand basic japanese, both written and spoken
>enough to pass JLPT
>try to read that light novel again
>several hundred kanji i've never even seen before

what the kek

And yet it's easier to learn than english