BREAKING NEWS India might be having a revloution clashes in huge shopping district

Along with setting a government office on fire

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Be safe Indians of pol

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>caring about indians
I hope they just naturally all kill each other so we can take the land and rebuild it into something great

POOSHART

THINK OF THE TOILETS
SOMEONE PLEASE
FOR THE LOVE OF POO
THINK OF THE LOOS

POO

Do their demands consist of a right to designate every street as a shitting street?

IN

Fighting over the loo

time for a poo fight!

Cmon let's see a revolution that puts the Sikh's back in charge in service to her majesty.

Looks like shits about to hit the fan in India

You obviously don't get the joke. They don't poo in the loo, they don't want to do so at all. This is why we taunt them.

Street Shitters versus Toilet Havers
Showdown in the subcontinent

LOO

top fucking kek

Watch out, metane is highly flammable

May the poo be with you

SHART
THE
GOVERNMENT

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carlos that's insensitive you know damn well the can't afford fans

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>Muslims chimping out.
Looks like kashmir and the muslims living there need a good purging.

EXCREMENT
THE
GOVERNMENT

I've been waiting for a paki-india war since forever, I hope this leads to war somehow and they start launching nukes at eachother

das it carlos

stay safe indian pol posters
>indian rebel slips on street turd like a banana peel

There are reports that there is massive civil disobedience spreading across the country, instead of shitting in the streets indians have started to poo in loo.

HINDUSTAN, WHEN??

From where are you getting all this bullshit? There is literally nothing about this on news and there is nothing about the strike too.

Nurses are back, cabs are on strike because of Uber discounts and commies are never gonna win.

who are the customers of the cab drivers in a nation of cab drivers? is it just other cab drivers they are taking to work?

The red flag will flow again.

There are ALWAYS protests in "J&K" aka Jammu and Kashmir. It has literally been that way since the 1940's.

Not only is that NOT a happening, but the reverse WOULD be a happening. If peace broke out in J&K, everyone would be stunned and amazed.

>who are the customers of the cab drivers in a nation of cab drivers?
Why do a nation of burgers eat burgers?

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Fuck you

Nepal has never been nor will be under other Countries Control.

In response to fans asking for more diversity in Star Wars JJ Abrahms has revealed the newest droid, R2-Hindu

wat

Kek. But Seriously dude, that's below the belt. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>australian
>great

pick one

Dibs on Sri Lanka

>that spider walk

POO

Give me liberty or give me POO

Listen Poo, I don't think your argument has any legs.

>Coming from guys who can't use their legs from being over weight.

>country has 1.22 billion more people
>same GDP
I don't know how a country fails so badly but hey at least you make us laugh

Sorry, I can't hear you over my indoor plumbing.

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How do they pee or poo in the street?

I'd shit on the street too if this is what the washroom looked like

>Pajeet revolt succeeds through sheer force of numbers because India
>Gibsmedat libtard millenials think that means it can work everywhere
>We get another 20 years of this retardation
Fucking kill me now

No problem
We laugh at you too when you bring Africans to putt off your forest fires.
Or when you lose by killing you enemies
Or when your PM apologize to people more than addressing them

Its a shame that's going to lay waste since you guys shart in marts.

Someone red pill me on the Kashmir conflict

there isnt even a fucking drain, they are pissing on their own feet pretty much, I feel fucking horrible for stumpy though.

From the beginning or what's going on these days?

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this is in kashmir... so the religion of peace is having a chimpout in that disputed zone and it has happened many times before.

We don't care if there's a forest fire because our country isn't covered in a layer of methane
Canada's got no enemies everyone loves us which is why there's a million THEADS a bit Canada
He's a cuck from Queerbec what do you expect?
Gotta wash the shit off your feet somehow

>mfw I came for bants
>mfw the poo in loo tries to
>against a FUCKING LEAF
>mfw it was worse than a middle schooler

just recently

>implying India have fans

Wow, shit is really hitting the fans in india

really good hashish from here, so they fight over the hashish

shit seemed hotter back when and a little before musharaf but I think cooled off a little after he was gone.

Right you are, Kenny! Let's go down to Guy, who's got the lowdown on the showdown!

It sure isn't hitting the toilet

Who controls the legs?

Most of them would not know how to use a firearm, so I think we're safe from any form of "socialist" revolution. But, we're also doomed to continue the "democracy" meme, because our most of our countrymen who have the means to fight have Stockholm Syndrom.

So they figured out the nuke... but still can't build a damn toilet???

Damn India, wtf you guys doing?

Ofcourse it won't make news there. It's just another Sunday in India.

I'm assuming it's the 'religion of peace' organizing this right?

>We don't care if there's a forest fire

that forest fire thing was incident was embarrassing desu.
And yeah lets not worry about it because while not covered with methane, canada sure is covered with forests.

Canada's got no enemies because your neighbor takes all heat off of you. Push comes to shove however and each enemy of the British Crown shall suddenly become yours

I would love to lick her shit cutter.

Kek. So much butthurt
Why don't you use leaf
For instant relief

Because of being an unstable region, Army is in-charge of maintaining law and order there.
They are told to show maximum restrain which means they can't even move when locals are throwing stones at them.
A terrorist named Buhran Wani was killed by the armed forces (he was carrying multiple assault weapons, grenades and IEDs)
Locals protested his killings, army uses pellet guns to crown control
Pellets are blinding protesters so they are whining about it too
All of the protesters are sunni muslims (who are also 99% muslim terrorist in the world)
80% of the region i.e. ladakh and Jammu wants to integrate into India and be considered a separate entity from the state of jummu kashmir and in direct control of Indian state government.

Nothing will ever happen to Canada, we're like Belgium you fuck with us and it's world war 3. Anyone invades everyone attacks to "defend poor innocent Canada"

>shart

Revolution? You mean a poo monsoon?

Aw man, this is going to be a shit show.

Let me check for shits to give, nope no shits in here.

Ah yes, the Great Toilet Revolution of 2016.

>All of the protesters are sunni muslims (who are also 99% muslim terrorist in the world)

SHOCKING! the religion of peace can't into integration. What is this complete disregard for diversity?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT CARLOS

You're not Chinese?

Based Nepal

You should try the Ganges, I hear they have a metric ton of shit there every week.

Its the religion of pieces not peace, you whiteys made a translation error.

Actually I'm pretty sure Canada is a joke, I'm convinced it's CIA psyop to hide the remnants of an ancient colony of Atlantis. This is where they found the tech for the b2 stealth bomber

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That show was criminally underrated

Is this serious internal turmoil in India or just another severe outbreak of dysentery?

Nepal-American friendship when?

God, I really hope Modi uses this as an excuse to finally bring the hammer down on the religion of peace.

My hopes aren't very high though. The Indian MSM is essentially pro-Islamist and will spin this to make the protestors look like the good guys.

Holy shit, Twatter is full of Keks on this.

twitter.com/hashtag/kashmir?lang=en

Going to a blacksmith to get countless BBs removed from your back. Sounds like a plan there, Pajeet.

ISLAMIC COMMUNISM WHEN

Actually the mudslime, pajeet is the one that shot BBs into him.

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>, that's below the belt.
lel

This shall be known in history as the Brown September

>below the belt
>no legs for trousers
>no need for belt

>Children of the revopootion