RWBY/RT General #958: Watch out she bites! Edition

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File name says it all

Inevitable endgame

please have a nice day

God dammit Cow...

Too late, day's already been shit and it's 7 PM so it's not getting better.

A lot of Neo posting lately

Todays been pretty good.

>lately
>implying it hasn't been going nonstop since her first appearance

My day's pretty much over, but maybe tomorrow will be good.

>MFW coworkers are either panicking Hillary supporters or smug Trump supporters
>MFW I thought this was over
>MFW it is only beginning

PyrrhaXSun?

Red trailer had less than 10 seconds of actual scythe choreography, and instead a lot of shooting and animation shortcut shots. All the other trailers had significantly more visible combat. I like Crescent Rose as a weapon, but Monty didn't think things through when giving it to the main character.

The other problem is that it's fucking massive, meaning that Ruby will never, ever touch a human opponent with it without leaving the audience wondering why they're not in pieces.

not too good
people are biting other people ears for god sakes over the presidency its insane

There wasn't too much during the last few weeks of the hiatus.

>Blah blah blah cry for help et cetera
Just post Yang already so your doing something worthwhile

>Noise Marine blasting dubstep around Taiyang's house.
>Taiyang angrily yells at him to shut up
>Noise Marine happily yells "Hail, fellow champion of Slaanesh!" And walks off
>cue Ruby asking Taiyang who is ""Slaneesh"
>[Muffled "Slaanesh patrol" in the distance]

I'm happy about this.

>The artifact Ozpin has been keeping secret... is a Claptrap which accesses the vault underneath beacon.

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Neo's the only character that people can be interested in anymore. She has no known voice, she has very little known personality, and she has no known motive. As a result, she's comparatively better and more interesting than basically everyone else in the series because we already know they're terrible.

youtube.com/watch?v=ARr9XOGmkdo

Here you go fellow chaos marine.

Comf and inevitable!

Oh, and nobody knows what her semblance is either. Or her serious fighting style. Or her status and power level.

She's basically a blank slate for viewers to project all their unsatisfied hopes in the series onto.

Lets see...

Mysterious, interesting and a total blank besides being Roman's assistant. She's the Ranmaru to his Nobunaga.

Yes

Had to talk down a friend from committing suicide over this election. A thai friend of mine was told to "go back to china" at their liquor store they own so I had to calm them down too. Though it looks like I'll finally get them interested in getting a gun after all that so that's good I guess?

It's going to be a long few years that's for sure.

Why doesn’t Blake have a tail?

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Pretty much this.

Faunus only have one animal trait, Blake has cat ears.

What's your favourite RWBY related smut fics?

Basically per RT faunus only exhibit One animal trait in addition to their eyes. So she gets Ears but nothing else, that blacksmith Where Jaune got his new armor had horns etc.

>Neo's the only character that people can be interested in anymore
For you maybe

One animal trait per person.

No one wants a furry.

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>Neo is Salem's Boss.

That was a great read.

Seriously, who is best girl, and why is it Neo?

Well in theory people can and do do that with any character, but with more developed character they tend to project idealized or outright wrong personalities and character arcs onto them.

Neo just makes it easier because she cuts out the middleman by having very little character to contradict

I'd read a whole book of it.

its penny
because you are an incomplete human being

post yang

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Smol and tits

No tail makes Blake a shit tire cat girl.

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This is a Neo neighborhood, friendo

On it Boss

I miss happy Yang.

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Why do the characters all seem to randomly have ridiculous amounts of blush for no reason?

as do i, friend

I don't really feel like it

>That's the exact same expression when I'm sitting at home
>im apparently as depressed as Yang
This feels wrong.

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C-can you keep a secret?

your autism is no secret ruby

Your friends sound like thin skinned faggots who can't handle the bantz
I suggest finding new ones who don't suck cock

Me? Sure.

You are a stuck up cunt

Not whatsoever.

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Have a Yang-centric story form the days of RWBYg's yore. I have a few of these motherfuckers.

Yeah
Tell me or i'll fucking kill you cunt

I'm still waiting for the odd faunus traits. Elephant noses, porcupine spines, really weird stuff. That and non-mammal faunus. I also wonder if a different skin type like fur or scales would count as a faunus trait.

>wanting to attract furfags and scale shitters
Why

Promise not to tell?

I will tell every last person I know, and several people that I don't know

I might even post it on my Tanzanian throat-singing forum

Yup.

Yes cunt tell me or I will use your ovaries as toe warmers and your intestines as a cock sleeve

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okay now you're just being hilarious

much appreciated, post moar

Qrow is fucking Winter

Tell me your secrets.

You're just as bad as Weiss when it comes to leading us on. God damn.

Could've swore at one point they said faunus weren't limited to mammals. I could be wrong though, but it'd be nice to see traits other than generic horns, ears, or tails. Gimme a faunus with shark teeth or a crocodile tail.

what if you were yangs pal and you gave you a bunch of her old cds and stuff and told you she wasn't going to be needing them anymore

Can you do a better job animated action scenes?

Gaze.

One time I walked in on Blake and Yang touching boobies and listening to Christina Aguilera

congratulations, you made me feel.

I'M GOING TO FORCE YOU WAIFU TO WATCH CLOWN PORN
AND THE BITCH WILL FUCKING LIKE IT

Not sure I understand the Christiania Aguilera joke

THAT SECRET IS TERRIBLE YOU RED WHORE

>and listening to Christina Aguilera
what the fuck?
Weren't they ashamed?

Hot.

>Not Sabaton
Good job, Ruby, we know who the plebs are.

>Christiania Aguilera
>Chrisriania
Who dat?

I'm shocked and appalled.
I genuinely thought Christina Aguilera died years ago and everyone had forgotten she existed.

Not him but I got baby Neo feels
pastebin.com/b8UjRjjY

Remnant version of Christina

I am going to force you to eat a bowl of eggs and when you shit out said bowl of eggs I am going to feed you said shit and then you will shit out the shit I fed you an the cycle will continue
Forever

>She develops a horn honking fetish
>Constantly honks whenever having sex.
>She can't get off otherwise.

You fucking monster.

Messed up the spelling

But I can never find clown porn no matter how hard I search

that's dumb