Now that the dust has literally settled

Was he turtley enough for the turtle club?

Turtle Turtle TUURRDAL!

can't believe how bad movies were

>were

When I was 8 years old this was unironically one of my favorite movies. I watched it all the fucking time. Now I don't really remember any of it, other than that I watched it over and over again. I'm afraid to go back and see how terrible it really is.

>>were
we don't have shit like this now or other movies like mystery men. movie studios simply won't fund it anymore. maybe we don't have masterpieces, but garbage like this era isn't as prevalent.

>Dana Carvey

What went wrong?

Have you got a little wiener and some tiny nuts?

No.

this was the worst movie i had ever seen until i saw battlefield earth

>rotten tomatoes has this film at 1%
>see it last week
>mfw it's bretty funny

it got sucked up into the Nickelback effect

What Curb episode is this?

>equating MoD and MM

The scene at the Turtle Club happened to be filming on September 11, 2001. When word of the terrorist attacks reached the set, the cast and crew observed a moment of silence and resumed filming.

The cherrypieman part was the only scene that made me laugh, especially with that henchman going "it's cherrypieman, get him!"

>watch this movie as a kid with friends
>10/10
>try to watch it now
>quite literally the worst movie ever made
how is it possible for a movie to be this fucking bad

>can't believe how bad movies were
If only the drama coming and going from theaters now were as good as the "Oscar-bait trash" from decades past that everybody hates so much.

>movie studios simply won't fund it anymore
what about sony pictures?

This scene was filmed on 9/11
Seriously, look it up on imdb

This movie looked retarded to me even as a kid.

i fucking hated this movie. all of my friends found it hilarious though

Master of Disguise is kino as fuck if you go in expecting it to be bizarre

I literally hate this movie. I have never seen it, but this was the most advertised line and I got so sick of it.

I didn't believe you, but I looked it up and it was actually true.

NINE
ELEVEN

16 years, never forget

turtle

>Oh yes, Buttercup loves the shitting streets!
How did they get away with this?

This desu senpai. I like it for the same reasons I like Kung Pow.

Wayne's World was the only good thing in his career.

As the turtle man was making his stupid face, somewhere, hundreds or thousands of miles away, people were being burned alive and jumping to their deaths as a symbol of American hegemony collapsed to the street and the world changed forever.

It's ok, that was the best costume tough.