We need to summon kek to help afd in today's elections over in hunland.
Kevin Smith
Nth for Spider September
Gabriel Moore
I'm quite starting to like Theresa May but I know I shouldn't due to her lack of respect for privacy laws. Are there any other reasons why I should or should not be liking her right about now? She keeps her intentions rather vague and I'm not sure how to feel.
Well done BREXSHITTERS You've made Britain the pariah of the world. We had North Korea. We had Russia when they invaded Ukraine. We are fucked. Nobody wants to trade with us. You brexshitters are fucking retarded. I hope you realise what you voted for!
No more Nissan. No more Honda. No more Samsung. No more Nintendo. Pokemon Go is already being disconnected in Britain because it relies on Japans access to the EU internet market to function here.
No more McDonalds. No more KFC. No more Burger King. The USA, the most powerful nation on earth, now despises us. They will make their treatment of Russia in the cold war seem fucking pleasant as punishment. I have an American lecturer at Uni. He has sent an email round stating that he will not teach British students, so we can't go to his classes.
You ignored experts. You ignored warnings. You are small minded bigots who have never negotiated an international trade deal. When we voted remain, we voted with our University educations. We voted with our degrees in Music, in Hospitality Management, in Political Science, in Drama. We voted with a diverse range of ideas and backgrounds. You voted with a lifetime working at ASDA for minimum wage.
Oh ASDA is owned by Wal Mart, so good luck when they fire you and you can't feed your kids.
Wankers. We won't be a leader in trade. Nobody wants to trade with racist old Britain. They won't even stop by on Halloween
Grayson Hernandez
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Carter Lopez
If imitating integers Merkel resigns.
Caleb Perry
>You've made Britain the pariah of the world. Thank God, maybe people will stop coming here then and we can sort our shit out
Cooper Price
Merkel, Merkel go away.
Cameron Lopez
>Obama to stop investment
lol'd
Gabriel Powell
Socialism is the future.
Ian Foster
>By Faisal Islam wew
Jack Williams
Why does Andrew Marr hate Britain so much that he won't even have a British band on the end of his show?
Actually quite reasonable interview on her part. Thankfully we're back in business this week, so we'll have actual news going on from May's government.
Plus PMQs will be back.
Put aside that rhetoric lad.
Leo Johnson
Cuck
Go live in Germany if you love it so much you traitor faggot
Gabriel Fisher
Hahaha brexiters BTFO Japanese companies don't want you. American companies don't want you. Enjoy your trade deals with Ghana and Nigeria. Fucking lol.
Zachary Moore
It's better than the African clicking that is usual on.
Gabriel Parker
I cant tell if this is satire or not
Aiden Martinez
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Blake Fisher
So now we know why Vaz was pro-EU, if we leave it could threaten his supply of drug taking cheap rent boys from Eastern Europe.
Jace Ward
NatSoc has its merits, but socialism and planned economies are doomed to failure.
Also it's German, so no thanks.
Sebastian Lopez
Alright, I'm fixed.
William Perez
I'm guessing it's a reddit post or something
Jose Hill
>Japanese companies don't want you we dont want to sell are infulstructer to the gooks, they want it so bad.
Lucas Morales
Peter Hitchens on Sunday Morning Live...
Cooper James
>still no sunday politics >sunday morning live is still being commissioned
banter_stops
Kayden Nguyen
>what is appeasement
Lucas Martinez
>Is it time to let more migrants into the UK
No. You've lost this debate you scumbag left wing cunts. Stop trying to change public opinion
Wyatt Fisher
Yes!
Joseph Miller
>some moaning about wicked poison followed by an attack on the tories by the secret socialist
Joseph Nelson
>Hitches in SML I'll bare it for him btfoing this doctor cunt
Owen Gomez
>Naga Munchetty appears on screen >all joy sucked from the world
Anthony Williams
Well obviously, they cant stop a show that's presented by a paki bint now can they?
Wyatt Myers
are you american or something? your not british.
Michael Gray
>rishi >naga >muhammed
quintessentially british names
Adam Jenkins
Why are there so many niggers, pakis and bongos on the BBC?
Henry Brown
Because it's run by a Jew
Robert Nguyen
I get fucking loads of spiders that big in my house this time of year.
Luke Cox
>bint i thought i was the only one who uses this word.
Luis Morales
>jews the only reason it hasn't gone under and been privatised
Christopher Long
I'd rather it be a decent private channel rather than the cuckoldry it promotes
Hunter Davis
Already had a bunch of them in my house over the past couple of weeks. Got three or so in my bedroom that keep to themselves, so they're alright. And my cat keeps any that try to climb on me at bay.
Kayden Carter
DESIGNATED FUCKING FLAT
Carson Ward
Even if you privatised the BBC they would still spew out their agenda.
Luke Fisher
DESIGNATED FUCKING BOY
Blake Wood
Better to have it as it is but with three changes
1) get rid of the endless propaganda and hamfisted diversity 2) get rid of retarded shit like strictly which could make just as much money on aprivate channel 3) pour a lot more money into attenborough shows and general public service broadcasting
David Morris
IS IT MORAL
Aiden Morales
Listening to Katie Hopkins on LBC, she's going fucking savage on these doctors.
Luis Collins
The post is probably satire, but the news articles aren't. The delusional view Brexiteers had of a free-trading Britain with countries competing to invest here is proving itself to be just that: delusion. A lot of foreign companies invested here because it was a stable, English-speaking county that served as a gateway to the single market. Once we're out, we aren't as attractive for foreign investment.
Aaron Foster
>a decent private channel You're having laugh.
A privatised BBC would be free to pander to the left wing tendencies of the masses with no requirement to stay on the centre ground.
Be careful what you wish for. You might not like the results.
Carter Gonzalez
Then just close it and restart it
The BBC should only focus on the mission to "Inform", nothing else
Ayden Brooks
You dont even know whay kind of deal we will conclude with the eu and yet you are already crying about it
Where is your spine you jelly
What is it about remain voters that makes them all so fucking dour and pathetic?
Elijah Edwards
Inderesting
> It is widely known around Westminster that Vaz – who owes his career to Greville Janner – was the unidentified MP in this Sun front page from last year. order-order.com/2016/09/04/244563/
Carter Scott
Don't only like 30% of junior doctors support this strike?
>BBC bringing on a single mother for sympathy points
Kek.
Grayson Smith
>That ebin logicall fallacy by that nigger sigh
Nathaniel Morgan
what's wrong with her eyes? They're giving me the jitters every time I look at the camera
>You dont even know whay kind of deal we will conclude with the eu and yet you are already crying about it
There are only two deals that are realistically possible at this point:
#1 stay in the single market and retain the financial passport while allowing free movement of people but lose voting rights in EU decisions
#2 bring back border controls and leave the single market + lose passporting rights.
If we get #1 what was the point of leaving the EU? If we get #2 (the most likely, since a lot of the leave vote was based on a rejection of mass immigration) the economy is fucked for at least the next decade. Foreign leaders are starting to realise #2 is the most likely outcome, and that's why they are using that type of language to protect their own companies that moved here because they took access to the single market for granted.
Unless you can see some other type of outcome. I'd be thrilled to read that.
Wyatt Morgan
this?
Caleb Morris
The start of a career path. Not the end, hopefully.
Jack Morris
I'm honestly confused; who the fuck Obama thinks he's fooling? While Trump has been more vocal in his Brexit support, even Hillary hasn't openly denounced it. Is he not aware that he'll have precisely fuck all influence when article 50 gets triggered?
Is he still THAT assblasted over not being able to torpedo UK/US relations despite his best efforts?
Aiden Smith
Literally an entry level position.
£22k a year for a 40 hour week.
Jordan Young
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Jeremiah Myers
>That mad as fuck paki doctor lmao >"th-thanks for that point peter" what a fag lmao
Angel Davis
>muh jungle children
"no"
Jayden Reed
Obongo is an actual retard.
Austin Scott
Reminder that britpol is a Marxist-Leninist-Maoist thread
Levi Walker
It's 2016, Obama is always in some state of anal devastation over one thing or another. He just can't think straight anymore.
Jacob Torres
"Is it out moral duty" No
Next Question Naga
Tyler Howard
Indeed.
James Ross
They're called junior doctors for years, right up until they become consultants
Isaac Sullivan
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Jack Miller
Just wanted to repost this from the previous thread.
We don't need a trade deal with the US. We've been running a trade surplus with them and our exports to them between 2008-2015 grew on average 3.3% per year (quite alright given the state of the US economy) whereas theirs is just 1.4%. This means we're doing fine already. Get into a trade negotiation and we might get fucked over TTIP-style.
People have the idea that trade deals are inherently good and we should be chasing after them. That isn't true. True trading nations should generally just let trade be.
As a poo in the loo, I've never liked Keith Vaz, he's always looked liked he's a slippery cunt. I'm particularly happy another labour cunt has met his end.
Hilarious end to his career though.
Caleb Nguyen
My name's Jim and I sell washing machines.
Henry Gray
Let me explain this in a way you Breshitters can understand.
The EU is like Iceland. You know, the Supermarket. Where you buy all of your frozen ready meals because you can't cook anything other than frozen yorkshire puddings and pre mashed potato.
Every country in the EU is one section of the shop. Germany is like the Frozen Ready Meals section, that drives the company forward. Britain meanwhile is more like the section with the frozen vegetables. Basically irrelevant, old, shoddy. People only buy frozen vegetables as an excuse to be allowed to treat themselves to a frozen curry meal. Or a frozen spaghetti dinner. But thats OK, because it means that the frozen vegetables section makes some more money than it would outside of Iceland.
The USA and Japan are like customers who shop at Iceland. If the frozen vegetable section is removed and placed halfway across the city do you really think they will bother walking to it? Of course not. If anything they'll spend the extra money on more food for themselves and the rest of Iceland will grow and get bigger.
Well done Brexshitters. You've voted to be frozen Brussel Sprouts (ironic HA). You've voted to be frozen Peas.
You could have stayed and let the Ready Meals keep your sales up. But you fucking didn't, all because you didn't want to be have frozen fruit placed into your cabinets like the racist little veggies you are.
Hunter Roberts
>someone actually took the time to write this
Isaiah Williams
There are an almost infinite number of possible outcomes, negotiations with the eu will be like negotiations with any other political entity ie horsetrading. The eu has things that britain wants and vice versa. Particularly in matters such as defence cooperation, intelligence sharing and as a market for eu goods, the eu will not want to ruin relations with the uk and will thus be inclined to make compromises they otherwise might not consider. People talk about the uk getting the "norway option", in reality whatever deal that will be reached will be a deal unique to the uk that is shaped by what we as a country need (i.e. passporting, what you describe as "the financial passport" which to me suggests you dont actually know what it is, or rather you only know what it is because some remaincuck on the internet told you about it). And the extent to which we will be able to secure what we need rests on what we can offer in exchange
You and the rest of your political faction need to calm down and stop being hysterical women about this whole thing, it rather looks like you are hoping britain will go down the pan just so you will be vindicated over a silly little referendum result. Lighten the fuck up
Jace Perez
>The married Labour MP allegedly paid for sex with two male prostitutes and offered to pay for a class A drug, according to the Sunday Mirror.
When he goes back to Leicesterstan do you think it would be correctly multicultural if he was thrown off a building or burnt alive?
Jordan Lee
Is this pasta?
Isaac Hall
>i dont know what im talking about
Leo Powell
No, it's a frozen ready meal with 400% of your RDA of salt
Zachary Walker
Protestantism was a mistake
Tyler Wilson
>Passporting rights come from regulatory equivalency, not single market membership. So if Singapore, Chile, Russia or Lebanon adopt the same regulations for their financial sectors, they gain passporting rights? I'm pretty sure that's not how things work. But hey what do I know. You Brexiteers got it all covered amirite? Abe is just bluffing.
Samuel Lopez
This has to be a pasta from reddit or something
Connor Morales
>I'm pretty sure that's not how things work. Im pretty sure you have no idea how things work given that you were calling it "the financial passport" up until recently >But hey what do I know. Indeed
Joshua Wood
She's also anti-gun.
Jayden Murphy
>less than 1% of the population are homos >Church of England buckles under pressure
Why.
Ryder Garcia
Kek. Indian media always invites Keith Vaz as some saint giving us his pearls of wisdom because he is the first Indian origin person to get somewhere in politics. Waiting for their reaction now.
Eli Murphy
I had one crawl on my back whilst I was watching Chinatown. I screamed like a little girl.
