Ronnie sits nervously in the pastor's office. The pastor says...

Ronnie sits nervously in the pastor's office. The pastor says, "While I appreciate your love for the lord and-" the pastor clears his throat, "his mother, perhaps you and she should be just friends for now." The man loosens his tie. "Don't feel bad, though. It could be worse! You could be in love with a fictional character you saw on TV."

A redhead girl again
I'm seeing a pattern here.

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theres something magical about them

Well it IS the rarest hair color in the world

Magically inferior. Male gingers should be gassed and cremated and females should be kept for breeding stock.

>tfw you still have yet to meet a more beautiful girl than the ginger you knew in high school
>tfw she hated you and you never had a chance

>you tried dating her
>she goes out with you
>you have fun
>you put your arm around her and feel happy
>she just doesn't like you and won't tell you
>you break down on the bus crying in front of others
>the bus driver is a bro about it.

do you know that feel? i know it too well

>A redhead girl again
>I'm seeing a pattern here.

He's a Mutie.

>was friends with qt ginger in high school
>she wanted the d bad
>outright encouraged me to grope her, put my hands on her boobs, etc.
>rejected her for crazy girl who later tried to stab me
>ginger was crazy too, but by the time I realized I'm into that it was too late
>ginger's particular brand of crazy more closely aligns with my fetishes

YOU FOOL!

Mine was the coaches daughter and she was a slut with no standards. I am greatful for this

Forgot image.

Are you the artist or just fan of ronin?

Ronnie must have been traumatized by a redhead at some point in his life.

>ronin

Can you really blame him? I would like to imagine God would have really high standards honestly.

>tfw a girl who rejected me in 10th grade actively encouraged me to slap her ass and told me all about her sex fantasies in 12th
>tfw 27 year old virgin now

>insufferable, know-it-all coworker is a ginger
>keeps denying he's a ginger because he "has no freckles"
>everyone calls him a ginger anyway

No freckle ginger is a daywalker
That's the rules

Malfoy pls

But she's cute

>tfw actually had a chance with the most beautiful girl I knew, but spaghetti'd hard
>tfw wizard

>tfw so many more moments in my life like that

11th grade
>crush on a qt 9th grader who reciprocated but my friends teased me out of it
>she later dated a senior and turned out to be a total sex freak
>senior skank nympho with huge tits who took 3 of my friends virginity always asked me to come over to her place to "play video games"
>too nervous
>cute Indonesian exchange student as prom date
>didn't pursue 'cause she was leaving the next month

12th Grade
>two different attractive exchange students, Danish/German had things for me
>fixed on quasi-girlfriend from 30 miles away
>nothing happens with her
>she stands me up at prom

Sophomore Year
>totally isolated, lonely out of state redhead has only me as a friend from a theater class
>have a thing for her, too beta
>didn't pick up obvious overt cues of her interest
>she leaves after one semester

Junior Year
>hot blond with amazing tits from dance class always wants to hang out with me
>has a boyfriend in the military
>talks about how she hates having sex with him and how he's such a weird unlikeable guy
>let's go back to my room user
>lol can't, playing Company of Heroes

There's like 5 or 6 more instances of that shit, including four second chances with girls I'd botched things with previously. All of them from 6/10 to 8/10, one maybe even 9. I'm a decent looking guy who is well spoken and funny. I'm just absolutely retarded when it comes to women.

I don't blame him. Pippi is quite attractive.

For some reason this feels extra autistic compared to others of its kind.

nice blog

Screw you Padre, our love is real! ;_;

Jokes on you, I'd never post this on my blog. Fortunately, this is an anonymous Sri Lankan Calligrapher's forum and I can do what I want with impunity!

Because the HP Fandom is one of the most autistic and "quirky" fandoms that exists

Jimmy a cute

I got away with my TV waifus of yore by insisting that it was the actress I was in love with, not the character.

All I care about is that some of, not even half sadly, of the actual designs are good.

Weasley Twins are fucking adorable though.

Problem is 99% of actresses are degenerate whores so it's actually better to like the character than the actress the majority of the time.

yes, but remember, it's more socially acceptable to like a degenerate whore from Hollywood than a fictitious beacon of virtue that that degenerate whore portrays.

RIP Aristotle

bring back pure waifus pls

Makes sense. One is loving someone who exists but has flaws, the other is loving an idea (romantically). 2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially.

One of my childhood friends was the hot ginger girl. Most guys stayed away from her because they thought she and I were a thing. I have no romantic interest in her, she's more like a little sister to me.

Jimmy x Ronnie porn when

>It could be worse! You could be in love with a fictional character.
Pastor, I'm sorry, but...

>loving someone who exists but has flaws
being a hedonist isn't a "flaw", it's death
the characters they portray are more alive than the actors

>2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially.
It's not more unhealthy, people will just alienate you more for it. Is "not a whore" seriously too high of a standard now?

Mary does look cute in some paintings, though, you gotta admit it.

I'd give her the Divinity

>Female Voldimort
W-WEW LAD

Europeanized versions of Mary are pretty, yeah.

>fem-Snape

Oh my god.

Christ, get a load of that smug-ass Messiah.

This

>tfw you had a ginger girl who had a crush on you in grade school but it came across as mean spirited teasing cuz lol children
>tfw her teasing got too much and you spergged the fuck out and get suspended while she transfers schools

I had it Sup Forumsmrades. I had it and I crushed it.

>when baby Jesus knows he has more intelligence as a baby than all of mankind combined

>What are you gonna do, crucify me?

Gonna need art of Ronnie as a wandering samurai

I want the Weasley twins to bully me sexually.

>The Weasley twins will never drag a young, impressionable you into their room
>They will never force you to kiss and lick them, teasing you about how bad you are at it while you just keep your head low and shoulders high

Yeah, Ronald McDonald

>she stands me up at prom
aw user. That's so sad.

>let's go back to my room user
>lol can't, playing Company of Heroes
Deserved that one.

Be honest, you guys were in love with her too.

Iktf, bro

>qt azn girl was literally grinding up against me backstage during dress rehearsals, making small talk
>never made a move
>still virgin today

End my fucking life

I'd still hit it

>used to browse porn in the school library
>one day a girl saw me and asked me about it
>really nerdy, social outcast like me
>showed her how to find porn, we look up pics of naked men dancing and posing and stuff
>laugh about it, enjoying ourselves
>start to make a real connection
>get caught
>I get banned from the library for a month
>never see her again
>mfw we could have been boyfriend girlfriend
>mfw when we both could have gained a ton of early dating and friendship experience, we both could have become normal
>mfw she was the only person I remember any kind of connection to in high school
>mfw realizing this took years
Fuck you Librarian

I was more into the live action one desu.

>gender-bent, ojou-sama Draco

Oh mercy...

i would totally dig that Harry if it didn't have such a manly jaw

Apparently it is for you, considering most irl women aren't whores but are still not good enough.

That's retarded and you know it.

>most irl women aren't whores
Proof? Does it depend on location or what?

This version yes

...

didn't the live action one have a ton of panty shots?

Since Catholics think she was eternally a virgin, if you fucked her, would the hymen grow back every time?

If you tried you'd probably die instantly before succeeding.

Any census shows the most common jobs for women.

Note that this only applies if any of us tried it. Joseph was wholly-approved to give her other sons and daughters later.

What a man

>it's a ronnie thread

How does Ronnie do it? It's always the same joke and it's always great

...

THE SAME
FUCKING
JOKE

pip

UNF

It's the ride not the destination that makes it good

>Sup Forums is waifuing the virgin Maria
Repent ye blasphemes

...

Mary a cute. CUTE!

Did He destroy Sodom and Gomorrah before they became vile dens of sin? Did He smite down Onan before he pulled out? No. That's not how God rolls. You'd die eventually, sure, but He always postpones His vengeance so you have time to rack up more sins.

wasn't she 16 when she got immaculate conception'd?
that's way too old for me.

Well. Not according to the Catholics (and Protestants, I don't know). They are pretty clear on Joseph never getting any of that. Got cucked by God. God's dick was so good Mary swore off any other.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_virginity_of_Mary

>watched Pippi Longstocking cartoon on HBO as a kid
>had the same reaction as Ronnie

Anne of Green Gables superior childhood redhead waifu.

I had a similar experience in highschool, except we didn't like each other as anything more than friends. (Still friends, to this day.) This was back in the 90s when people didn't know shit about the internet, so we ended up printing out hentai at the library and selling it to other kids, and also some adults. Made some good money off those suckers.

Hayao Miyazaki wanted to make a Pippi Longstocking film.

miyazaki-ru.livejournal.com/463300.html

RIP

Seriously my favorite Nedroid of all time.

Every young user wanted a real-life Longstocking to move in next door, aggressively be friends them, and force them out of the house to have adventures

So many in fiction, so few in real life

OP, were you planning on making this an /r9k/ thread?

>Thread derailed with gender-bender degeneracy talk

There will never be a Ghibli Pippi Longstoking.

I love the joke and I love ronnie

>see him at cons
>exactly like his avatar
>no hover hand on fans
>full on bro
>wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight" screen name when he got donations on livestream but thanked him anyway

11/10 webcomic artist

>wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight"
I mean, I kind of get it because someone could just turn that into a clip to make it look like he believes that.

Well she's not really a ginger
But fuck you mate.

She was 14 actually. God like 'em young.

it seemed just that he's a genuinely nice guy

The artist did the Marauders too.