Ronnie sits nervously in the pastor's office. The pastor says, "While I appreciate your love for the lord and-" the pastor clears his throat, "his mother, perhaps you and she should be just friends for now." The man loosens his tie. "Don't feel bad, though. It could be worse! You could be in love with a fictional character you saw on TV."
Magically inferior. Male gingers should be gassed and cremated and females should be kept for breeding stock.
Brayden Fisher
>tfw you still have yet to meet a more beautiful girl than the ginger you knew in high school >tfw she hated you and you never had a chance
Jace Martin
>you tried dating her >she goes out with you >you have fun >you put your arm around her and feel happy >she just doesn't like you and won't tell you >you break down on the bus crying in front of others >the bus driver is a bro about it.
do you know that feel? i know it too well
Xavier Johnson
>A redhead girl again >I'm seeing a pattern here.
He's a Mutie.
Aaron Brown
>was friends with qt ginger in high school >she wanted the d bad >outright encouraged me to grope her, put my hands on her boobs, etc. >rejected her for crazy girl who later tried to stab me >ginger was crazy too, but by the time I realized I'm into that it was too late >ginger's particular brand of crazy more closely aligns with my fetishes
Ayden Lee
YOU FOOL!
James Richardson
Mine was the coaches daughter and she was a slut with no standards. I am greatful for this
Aiden Smith
Forgot image.
Jace Johnson
Are you the artist or just fan of ronin?
William Nelson
Ronnie must have been traumatized by a redhead at some point in his life.
Liam Lee
>ronin
Thomas Gutierrez
Can you really blame him? I would like to imagine God would have really high standards honestly.
Nicholas Flores
>tfw a girl who rejected me in 10th grade actively encouraged me to slap her ass and told me all about her sex fantasies in 12th >tfw 27 year old virgin now
Joshua Nelson
>insufferable, know-it-all coworker is a ginger >keeps denying he's a ginger because he "has no freckles" >everyone calls him a ginger anyway
Jordan Butler
No freckle ginger is a daywalker That's the rules
Ayden Howard
Malfoy pls
Parker Lopez
But she's cute
Aiden Nelson
>tfw actually had a chance with the most beautiful girl I knew, but spaghetti'd hard >tfw wizard
Juan Green
>tfw so many more moments in my life like that
11th grade >crush on a qt 9th grader who reciprocated but my friends teased me out of it >she later dated a senior and turned out to be a total sex freak >senior skank nympho with huge tits who took 3 of my friends virginity always asked me to come over to her place to "play video games" >too nervous >cute Indonesian exchange student as prom date >didn't pursue 'cause she was leaving the next month
12th Grade >two different attractive exchange students, Danish/German had things for me >fixed on quasi-girlfriend from 30 miles away >nothing happens with her >she stands me up at prom
Sophomore Year >totally isolated, lonely out of state redhead has only me as a friend from a theater class >have a thing for her, too beta >didn't pick up obvious overt cues of her interest >she leaves after one semester
Junior Year >hot blond with amazing tits from dance class always wants to hang out with me >has a boyfriend in the military >talks about how she hates having sex with him and how he's such a weird unlikeable guy >let's go back to my room user >lol can't, playing Company of Heroes
There's like 5 or 6 more instances of that shit, including four second chances with girls I'd botched things with previously. All of them from 6/10 to 8/10, one maybe even 9. I'm a decent looking guy who is well spoken and funny. I'm just absolutely retarded when it comes to women.
Nolan Martin
I don't blame him. Pippi is quite attractive.
David Collins
For some reason this feels extra autistic compared to others of its kind.
Bentley Ramirez
nice blog
Ian James
Screw you Padre, our love is real! ;_;
Colton Lewis
Jokes on you, I'd never post this on my blog. Fortunately, this is an anonymous Sri Lankan Calligrapher's forum and I can do what I want with impunity!
Leo Young
Because the HP Fandom is one of the most autistic and "quirky" fandoms that exists
Ryder Hughes
Jimmy a cute
Colton Lee
I got away with my TV waifus of yore by insisting that it was the actress I was in love with, not the character.
Andrew Jones
All I care about is that some of, not even half sadly, of the actual designs are good.
Weasley Twins are fucking adorable though.
Christopher Brooks
Problem is 99% of actresses are degenerate whores so it's actually better to like the character than the actress the majority of the time.
Easton Walker
yes, but remember, it's more socially acceptable to like a degenerate whore from Hollywood than a fictitious beacon of virtue that that degenerate whore portrays.
Jordan Carter
RIP Aristotle
bring back pure waifus pls
Aiden Murphy
Makes sense. One is loving someone who exists but has flaws, the other is loving an idea (romantically). 2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially.
Isaac Gonzalez
One of my childhood friends was the hot ginger girl. Most guys stayed away from her because they thought she and I were a thing. I have no romantic interest in her, she's more like a little sister to me.
Cameron Scott
Jimmy x Ronnie porn when
Easton Carter
>It could be worse! You could be in love with a fictional character. Pastor, I'm sorry, but...
Jace Mitchell
>loving someone who exists but has flaws being a hedonist isn't a "flaw", it's death the characters they portray are more alive than the actors
Chase Ross
>2nd one is definitely more unhealthy socially. It's not more unhealthy, people will just alienate you more for it. Is "not a whore" seriously too high of a standard now?
David Rodriguez
Mary does look cute in some paintings, though, you gotta admit it.
Connor Kelly
I'd give her the Divinity
Mason Fisher
>Female Voldimort W-WEW LAD
Lincoln Long
Europeanized versions of Mary are pretty, yeah.
James Martinez
>fem-Snape
Oh my god.
Zachary Cox
Christ, get a load of that smug-ass Messiah.
Julian Wood
This
Isaac Gutierrez
>tfw you had a ginger girl who had a crush on you in grade school but it came across as mean spirited teasing cuz lol children >tfw her teasing got too much and you spergged the fuck out and get suspended while she transfers schools
I had it Sup Forumsmrades. I had it and I crushed it.
Andrew Gomez
>when baby Jesus knows he has more intelligence as a baby than all of mankind combined
Josiah Price
>What are you gonna do, crucify me?
Asher Miller
Gonna need art of Ronnie as a wandering samurai
Cameron Barnes
I want the Weasley twins to bully me sexually.
Sebastian Ross
>The Weasley twins will never drag a young, impressionable you into their room >They will never force you to kiss and lick them, teasing you about how bad you are at it while you just keep your head low and shoulders high
Oliver Rodriguez
Yeah, Ronald McDonald
Liam Turner
>she stands me up at prom aw user. That's so sad.
>let's go back to my room user >lol can't, playing Company of Heroes Deserved that one.
Cameron Harris
Be honest, you guys were in love with her too.
Jordan Hill
Iktf, bro
>qt azn girl was literally grinding up against me backstage during dress rehearsals, making small talk >never made a move >still virgin today
End my fucking life
Luis Morris
I'd still hit it
Henry Ross
>used to browse porn in the school library >one day a girl saw me and asked me about it >really nerdy, social outcast like me >showed her how to find porn, we look up pics of naked men dancing and posing and stuff >laugh about it, enjoying ourselves >start to make a real connection >get caught >I get banned from the library for a month >never see her again >mfw we could have been boyfriend girlfriend >mfw when we both could have gained a ton of early dating and friendship experience, we both could have become normal >mfw she was the only person I remember any kind of connection to in high school >mfw realizing this took years Fuck you Librarian
Jayden Brooks
I was more into the live action one desu.
Jackson Peterson
>gender-bent, ojou-sama Draco
Oh mercy...
John White
i would totally dig that Harry if it didn't have such a manly jaw
Ryan Walker
Apparently it is for you, considering most irl women aren't whores but are still not good enough.
Charles Morgan
That's retarded and you know it.
Nathan Clark
>most irl women aren't whores Proof? Does it depend on location or what?
Levi Diaz
This version yes
Jose Russell
...
Nicholas Torres
didn't the live action one have a ton of panty shots?
Bentley Baker
Since Catholics think she was eternally a virgin, if you fucked her, would the hymen grow back every time?
Jackson Jones
If you tried you'd probably die instantly before succeeding.
Luke Lee
Any census shows the most common jobs for women.
Luis Jenkins
Note that this only applies if any of us tried it. Joseph was wholly-approved to give her other sons and daughters later.
Jayden Taylor
What a man
Dominic Diaz
>it's a ronnie thread
Levi Edwards
How does Ronnie do it? It's always the same joke and it's always great
Sebastian Roberts
...
Isaiah Long
THE SAME FUCKING JOKE
Ian Diaz
pip
Connor Hernandez
UNF
Jackson Gray
It's the ride not the destination that makes it good
Cameron Sanders
>Sup Forums is waifuing the virgin Maria Repent ye blasphemes
Tyler Cox
...
Christian Brooks
Mary a cute. CUTE!
Liam Nelson
Did He destroy Sodom and Gomorrah before they became vile dens of sin? Did He smite down Onan before he pulled out? No. That's not how God rolls. You'd die eventually, sure, but He always postpones His vengeance so you have time to rack up more sins.
Eli Wood
wasn't she 16 when she got immaculate conception'd? that's way too old for me.
Owen Nelson
Well. Not according to the Catholics (and Protestants, I don't know). They are pretty clear on Joseph never getting any of that. Got cucked by God. God's dick was so good Mary swore off any other.
>watched Pippi Longstocking cartoon on HBO as a kid >had the same reaction as Ronnie
Wyatt Ward
Anne of Green Gables superior childhood redhead waifu.
Cameron White
I had a similar experience in highschool, except we didn't like each other as anything more than friends. (Still friends, to this day.) This was back in the 90s when people didn't know shit about the internet, so we ended up printing out hentai at the library and selling it to other kids, and also some adults. Made some good money off those suckers.
Charles Morales
Hayao Miyazaki wanted to make a Pippi Longstocking film.
Every young user wanted a real-life Longstocking to move in next door, aggressively be friends them, and force them out of the house to have adventures
So many in fiction, so few in real life
OP, were you planning on making this an /r9k/ thread?
Julian Phillips
>Thread derailed with gender-bender degeneracy talk
James Long
There will never be a Ghibli Pippi Longstoking.
Isaac Ward
I love the joke and I love ronnie
>see him at cons >exactly like his avatar >no hover hand on fans >full on bro >wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight" screen name when he got donations on livestream but thanked him anyway
11/10 webcomic artist
Jace Martinez
>wouldn't read "HitlerWasRight" I mean, I kind of get it because someone could just turn that into a clip to make it look like he believes that.