This Alpha male Muslim walks up and slaps your gf's ass

>This Alpha male Muslim walks up and slaps your gf's ass.

What Do?

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>your gf

Things that never happen

shoot him with my gun

throw ham

Clobber him with my huge Hungarian pork salami.

sage

the guy in pic related is actually fucking cool, regardless of his anabolic steroid addiction..

also, i would utiliize my 2a right and kneecap the fucker.. i wouldnt kill him though, because thats extreme:)

Pop him with a pin

slap him back

I fucking love this shit

See how many .45 rounds he can take before he stops threatening the life of me and those around.

He is just a fatty, one liver punch and he cries like a bitch

I watch in despair as my gf flies towards the sun.

Act like nothing happened and hope that my girlfriend realises that he will whoop my ass

Holy fuck, can you imagine how big the explosion will be when he self destructs?

that dude is mostly just fat

Ensure I kill the specimen and take him to the royal geographic society

chop off his hands and humiliate him for being bad kafir. make him give his welfare payments 3 month

>See how many .45 rounds he can take before he stops threatening the life of me and those around.

American autism hard at work today

>I'm sure to beat him with my superior speed!

and synthol

put a needle in his arms so all the oil comes out

your a big guy

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>Germany defending having their girlfriend cuck them

kek

Beat him up because he's just fat.

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humans aren't made out of explosives user

Thank him for getting me a gf.

Take my girlfriend to the hospital, probably.

Beat me to it.

Those synthol gains ain't loyal brah

>German cuckoldry defense force working overtime this weekend I see