>Be foetus growing in womb >Can't wait to be born >Keep hearing things on the outside like "SNP", "multiculturalism" and "independence" >A little while later >"I'm hungry, here comes some food down the food cord!" >See brownish-black shit move down my food tube >"WHAT IS THAT?!?!" >I hear mummy say "Och, Ah'm just finishhing aff last night's haggis, Alex." >"NO, NO, NO! PLEASE DON'T PUT THAT IN ME" >The sludge moves into my body >"NOOOOOOO!" >Kick at the walls >"Och, he just kicked at mah stomach! He'll be reedy soon, I ken it!" >An hour later >I think mummy's went to sleep >"Ay Nikko'a, I brought a bag of chips and a can of Irn Bru. Where dat pussy at nigguh?" >"Tyrone, git o'er here and fook me!" >My chamber shakes >"W-W-WHAT'S GOING ON MUMMY?" >Hear moaning coming from outside >Something long and black is pressing mummy's insides >"OCH AYE TYRONE, FORCE IT AND STIR MAH INSIDES" >Literally hear the mush in her stomach squelching >Daddy is sleeping right next to mummy and this man not doing anything >Two weeks later, I learn I have down's syndrome >Soon, the water breaks >"NO, FUCK THIS! I'M OUT!" >Miscarriage
that's a cool hat, but that name is pretty cringe tbqh
Easton Jackson
>whoring your dead foetus out for political points
Scotland's polling against independence and another referendum, and this whining skank has been doing anything she can to try and stay relevant before they lose their patience with her.
Isaiah Adams
is "washing machine salesman" gay slang? is it because he can handle big loads?
top tip:regional accents in scotland are just as diverse as england you mong. you tossers doa fine job of uniting us against you by generalising. cheers for the laugh. but miscarriage isn't a fun thing to endure, and im surprised she's didn't step down or take lighter responsibilities.
If the one organ of your body that's designed to support the life of another human being is so poisonous that it fails in its singular tax then why should anyone trust the rest of you to be any different?
Jason Hill
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Kayden Jenkins
>muh children
Literally took just a few seconds
Gabriel Lewis
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Julian Allen
why would you want this when you can get a 7/10 dolled-up fake-tanned slag fresh out of secondary school? slag pussy is the best pussy
the christian woman was pretty based, she btfo the gay priest
Angel Roberts
No mercy for thought criminals.
Bentley Collins
What's going to happen with Calais lads?
French centre right are going to want the treaty ripped up so that they don't lose points to FN, but this will hurt them economically and cause camp size to increase.
How on earth do you solve this?
Ayden Gomez
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Nathan Young
>two women and a nog JUST
Bentley Brooks
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Landon Brown
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Nathan Wood
Because the truth is racist user. She's actually quite famous. Just a sweet, intelligent, eloquent, articulte old grandma dropping truth bombs erry day. They finally shut her down.
Mason Butler
Simple. Arrest and deport them all.
If the migrants know they aren't welcome in Calais they won't come.
Tyler Cox
Too bad she's an utter retard on this case
Ryder Hernandez
Notice how politicians always have 'miscarriages' never abortions
Xavier Anderson
That's right, oniisama.
Elijah Martinez
Lets get this parrrrrttaaaaayyyy started lads
Jason Cook
Song is such cringey cancer it makes me want to genocide whites myself. Fuck you.
William Diaz
HAHAHAHHAH YOU'RE FUCKED
Noah Cook
You Aussies seem to have the best solution. Offshore holding centres.
Michael Nguyen
>what is a lame duck
Jaxson Long
obama's pretty much a lame duck anyways
Luke Gray
Obama's on the way out you mong, it doesn't matter what this monkey says.
Luis Baker
What is the chance out of 10 Keith Vaz has raped child sex slaves
Julian Russell
Sarkozy can mouth off as much as he likes he isnt stupid enough to rip up the agreement
Easton Ross
trump is pro anglo you tit
Ayden Davis
Who needs mexican nigs when you've got anglo brothers?
Charles Johnson
washing machine/10
Brody Rogers
Hillary is supported by the Rotschilds.She's going to win.
Henry Kelly
you need to work on that buddy. hit the gym. do starting strength but with more upper bw exercises on mon/fri. dont squat heavy on wed. eat clean and big. lifting fixes confidence. do it for 1 year and you'll be a new man, and very much in demand. when you're /fit/ your mentality changes and you realise that its blokes who hold the cards in this game.
nightclubs - bottom-mid range venues are packed with 18 yo slags looking for an older guy to pick them up. approach approach approach. women are objects and who gives a fuck what they 'think' .
Angel Morris
hillary hasn't been as anti-british as obama
Hunter Reed
who cares what this bongobongo has to say he's out in two months also >hungary
Samuel Morgan
All the US industrial lobbyists are obviously going to want a trade deal with one of the biggest customers. Hillary isn't going to turn down their money.
Jack Fisher
Not sure, but 99% certain he knows someone who has.
Ryder Morris
>tfw May is making France sweat by not rubber stamping the nuclear power plant
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Hunter Evans
>Offshore holding centres.
Nice idea lad, we could use the Ascension Islands for something instead of just constants gimmes.
Ayden Fisher
let's get this party started/10
Christian Ross
if you guys want to watch some of your former empire going at it pretty hard
Logan Parker
>Back of the shitty TTIP deal queue How dreadful.
Bentley Robinson
They're still butthurt and angry and sad and feel bad about the stuff their family members and ancestors and their countries did during the wars and revolutions and political uprisings and spiritual awakenings of the past
Jack Turner
>Giving a shit about king wog
Adrian Bennett
can you give a quick red-pill on the sit? thought it was china who were building/operating it.
why is this anti-british nigger in charge of the US.he' all talk. liberal bullshit and airy-fairy nonsense just pours out of his cunt mouth. all talk no action. weak. cucked. in servitude to his wife rather than in control. says it all. that fucking leftist smug smile i want to pan his fucking face in.
Adam Lee
That thread is confusing
Who knew subcontinent politics was so complicated?
Joseph Moore
TTIP isn't ever going to go through. The EU is far too fragmented and bureaucratic to be able to come to a clear consensus that everyone will agree with. A separate US/UK trade deal is far more likely.
Isaiah Stewart
>britain leaves EU >juice destroy it because they fucked with their globalisation plans >meanwhile EU countries are electing nationalist parties
Europe will soon be great again and great shitstain will be left out
Aaron Nguyen
Morning, lads.
David Johnson
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Kevin Nguyen
>>Drunk England Fans
I believe that's an example of a tautology or pleonasm
Jaxon Johnson
How long till they nuke each other?
I honestly find it insane they both have WMD
Parker Johnson
>can you give a quick red-pill on the sit? thought it was china who were building/operating
One word: Decommissioning.
You think the UK has it bad with Sellifield? The Frence have it a dozens times worse, we're talking upto hundreds of billions when their vast array of reactors run their course and they want us to help pay for it via Hinkley and more. The Chinese can fuck off.
Alexander Gomez
>EU countries are electing nationalist parties That want to leave the EU.
James Allen
Also with regard to the 'special relationship': what a load of horseshit. it's a buzzword they use to keep us in line. we should be saying 'fuck the special relationship' and doing what the fuck we want to do, regardless of what the yanks think - y'know like it used to be before they cucked us during the suez crisis.
the so-called 'special relationship' means absolutely nothing to them, and is just a way of keeping us in line for fear of falling out of favour. i say fuck 'em. we're big enough to stand on our own without interfering yanks who felt it was so right to come over here and fucking preach through a nigger, telling us to sacrifice our country on the altar of globalism.
REEEE
Carter Scott
>WMD
pooclear war
Ayden Ross
Hello goy
>separate US/UK trade deal is far more likely. Needs limits though. Don't want to be dragged down to their level on food standards.
Robert Rivera
Enjoy another 4 years of Mutti.
Caleb Thompson
>complicated
Water. Its simple. Google water India Pakistan. They'll nuke each other over it when the glaciers have melted.
Zachary Martin
>Needs limits though. A lot of things will be deregulated, but we'll probably retain EU laws on food standards.
Robert Martin
Love you Straya.
Hudson Gutierrez
Kek
Samuel Kelly
Passport checks on the gangway of the boat, or half way along the tunnel. It will slow thing down.
Brandon Allen
I've been doing some Bodyweight exercises. I'm pretty lean, I just need a bit of muscle. But I think it's my personality and social skills that suck.
Sebastian Bennett
DON'T FORGET THE POPPERS
Owen Sanchez
You know it's true when you are forced to believe it
Ryan Gray
>Bodyweight exercises are you a small child? lift, lad
Robert Fisher
No, fuck off. I hate gyms. No interest in getting huge muscles.
Landon Wilson
Tear down that fence Hungry you naughty racist.
James Baker
you won't get huge muscles and you certainly won't get them in the next 3-4 years.
go to the gym and lift. you sound like you need the socialisation.
Liam Garcia
This.
Levi Moore
My city is flooded with foreigners such that I rarely see a man or woman with islander facial structure and white skin. I truly miss the British. I miss everyone posting in these Brit/pol/ generals. I don't care if foreign descended seventh, eighth generation Britons have citizenship and a passport, only descendants with Norman, Celtic and Anglo Saxon blood will ever be considered Brit by me.
Logan Hernandez
see you need to lift m8. bw exercises are a start but they won't get you anywhere fast like lifting nd eating will.
dont fall for the fitness jew by loading up on 1g pro/lb bw. 1g/kg or 100g tot. is enough to start you off
Brody Hall
Ooga booga whitey put me at the back at the bus now they is back of the queue
Charles Wood
Can't be fucked. I don't want to talk to the sort of cunt that goes to a gym.
I hate that the gym has become some huge thing in recent years. Such bullshit.
Kayden Campbell
Gtfo of there. Come to a nice white place and find yourself a good whore to breed. Or just fuck and Anglicise a Polish girl or something. No shame in that.
Carter Gonzalez
No I don't "have to". I have problems but my body isn't one. I see fatties and skellies with friends and partners
Samuel Taylor
Kek that fucking nerd really does hate us.
So glad we're in the last few months of that cunt's failed regime.
