New Avengers Vol 2 Storytime (Part 4)

Welcome back Anons! Last time we read Fear Itself, and then we saw it revealed that Iron Fist had somehow become an Immortal Weapon of Agamotto. Tonight, let's see if we can finish the New Avengers tie-in.

I'm afraid I won't be talking much this time, I've got to run soon.

Yep, it's a Bendis issue all right.

Two damn pages of this?

So he's on TWO Avengers teams, the FF, and he's a solo act?

Maybe if you stopped defending him once in a while, Peter wouldn't think you're a double agent!

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I AM MASTER BAITING

Like I said, Mockingbird got better REAL quickly.

And that's three of these pages now. Try and guess how many are in this issue.

Oh yeah, Fear Itself is going on.

These Bendis pages are never good but Deodato is just the worst at them.

There's a place in the US called Blitzkrieg? Oh, and there are Nazi robots, too.

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Then you should avoid Dark Avengers. The entire book is the two of them.

FOUR!

So does Wolverine do this in every team he's on?

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>sliicee
>ee
That's not how emphasis works, that vowel does not make a sound in this word. That's not even onomatopoeia.

Lady, does it MATTER which Avenger she is? Just fucking run from the giant Nazi mechs!

"Thing with gross parasites" is a solid design, even if it feels about as Nordic as llama.

Bendis not knowing something obvious? What a shock!

Shame he doesn't even show up in this issue

Curse The Office and Reality TV for making interspersing narratives with direct to camera confessionals.

Also, huh, I guess Deodato had fully comitted to tracing Poser by this point.

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So this issue, and the last New Avengers issue? These are the gonna be in the second Mockingbird thread, since they didn't have enough for a two full trades.

By the way, five of these pages.

>It's a Squirrel Girl issue

To be a double agent, you need to be convincingly on the side you're supposed to betray, and she's way too greenpilled for that.

Oh fuck me running, he's gonna do this here, too...

I like to think Danny is remembering the last time he and Wolverine fought, and Wolverine got the entire team to fight him.

Oh hell no.

If by "better" you mean "replaced by a creepy poser model from Your3DSexporn.biz"

I admit, I don't watch as much kung fu movies as I should but do they even do the "call out the attacks" thing? I thought that was mostly an anime thing.

>"That was me at about a 6."
>"I was at 3."

I know there was an anime when they did this exchange, but I can't remember which.

May have been Dragonball.

>"Just like old times."

So did Squirrel Girl and Wolverine even KNOW eachother before this? Out of universe, I mean?

I think he did that for both Avengers series during this arc, for some reason.

>they don't know Squirrel Girl can talk to squirrels

Honestly, I feel like she used THAT power more than her physical abilities.

>If it was okay for Battletech to steal Destroids outright, so can I, DEO!

Oh yeah, Squirrel Girl went to college around this time.

To be a GOOD double agent, user. She's clearly not that good.

I meant better in a medical sense. Remember, she was shot in the chest and laid up in a hospital bed the literal day before.

Yeah, in Avengers, one of the issues displayed how Hawkeye and Jessica Drew got together while Nazis were wrecking shit.

Man, I'm sure people going deep for "feminism means being a vapid embodiment of entitlement" will enjoy this uncanny valley porn art.

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Because I'm a morbid fucker, I like to think the Squirrels ate him alive. It's not edgy, because he's a Nazi.

Time Runs Out had him literally trace a lego toy, if I remember right.

Sparring with "unbreakable bones man" sounds like a great way to show just how much you are "breakable bones man"

Probably a good thing his healing stance got boosted.

Luke, don't call Wong bitchy, it's not like any of you guys have actually talked to him.

Seriously, has anyone but Strange tried to make nice with Wong?

They're literally packing Swastikas on their mechs, it's safe to assume they're Nazis.

A Star Wars lego toy, if I remember right.

I guess the mansion got some upgrades after Zemo trashed the place that one time.

No. Before this, Squirrel Girl had one goofy one off story in a Holiday special, and then maybe like a year's worth of Great Lakes Avengers spread across a couple books.

And this'll be the last issue for tonight, Anons.

>this entire page

God damn it Bendis, just because you make fun of criticism against your comic doesn't mean it isn't valid!

Who'll get the interview this time?

>This series will never mention Bobbi was also a Great Lakes Avenger.

Surprise! EVERYONE gets the interview, even Noh-Varr in the fourth panel, and he has never even been IN this title.

BEHOLD, THE POWER OF CTRL-V!

In case the cover didn't make it obvious, Daredevil is in this issue.

And suddenly, gratuitous Daredevil butt shot.

Is that the Amazing Atheist?

So basically Bendis pulled that whole thing STRAIGHT from his ass, got it.

It's been rebuilt like 3 times since then.

Given it's the series that made Squirrel Girl famous, it's surprising just how few people seem to have ever actually READ the damn thing.

And now you know the source of this famous page.

Only if there's somebody who can manage throwing him. Adamantium is heavy.

Now I know why you're story timing this hot garbbo.

But do we get him doing a confessional to the wall opposite the camera?

Bendis talking smack about people shitting on him is entirely unearned. His Avengers work is way too shit for him to get that privilege.

Yeah, I guess in the other Avengers book's tie-in Avengers tower went down.

I recall Carol and Jess shippers reading a lot of subtext into their interviews in the other series.

Absolutely incredible, not even disappointed in the short thread tonight.

Don't forget CTRL-+, that's how you can make it look like you aren't ONLY copy-pasting it.

When are inter-character relationships under Bendis ever NOT pulled from his ass?

Did Daredevil even end up an Avenger after all this goddamn shilling?
Isn't this right around when Shadowland was going on with him pulling a heel turn?

It took almost half the book to continue from where the last issue ended.

Some does, but it's really corny over the top movies.

>lockdown mode
>doesn't even have freaking shutters on the windows

I know that's probably tricky to do in the real world, but this is the Marvel Universe, it should be standard.

>and that's how squirrel girl died, forever, the end

Well, to be fair, Bobbi was in GLA as a storyline in West Coast Avengers, and was still dead while the Slott minis were running. Hell, so was Hawkeye! They did jokes about how Swordsman was not Clint!

The problem is not the inks themselves. Colour is the thing that gives the poser feel the most this time.

God Fucking Damn It. It looks lifeless to the bone in any case.

On the one hand, I'm sad that I remember who that is. On the other hand, I'm glad I forgot him long enough that I had to think about it.

Well, really it's because Danny and Luke are on this team.

The probably met while Logan was on a bender in Wisconsin.

Well, if she's going to pick a character to take the D from, at least she picked one that has a few on his chest to spare.

Yeah, a few things happened during those three weeks. We'll get to them.

Gotta say, I prefer how they're splicing the interview into the pages here better than last issue.

So what you're saying is, at some point they should've put in automated shutters for the windows?

>sniff, sniff
>'Hey Kid, you're old enough to have your mutant powers manifest right? Want a beer? Have any condoms?'

God, I wish that glorious image was why.

Sadly, I made the decision to post all Luke and Danny stories, and sadly, most of Luke's modern appearances are Bendis.

And that's it for this thread, Anons! See you sometime tomorrow, when we see the New Avengers Annual, and what the shit Osborn managed to do.

>Isn't this right around when Shadowland was going on with him pulling a heel turn?

Believe it or not, Shadowland actually was finished before this even started. This was during Waid's run (apparently the reason Daredevil and Cap aren't on good terms is because Daredevil made a crack about how things are going great for Steve, not knowing Bucky was in a Russian internment camp at the time.

The reason I haven't done Shadowland yet is because Parkerbolts ties into that.

And I'm leaving that for last, so that it serves as a hopeful light at the end of the Bendis tunnel.

>sadly, most of Luke's modern appearances are Bendis.

We're still going to circle back and do Bendis' "Mike Murdock: Daredevil - Guest Starring Power Man and Iron Fist" at some point. I think you forgot about those appearances.

See you tomorrow to read more of Marvel's least interesting villain and his bizarre stranglehold on Marvel narratives because Gwen Stacy was Queseda's waifu.

>We're still going to circle back and do Bendis' "Mike Murdock: Daredevil - Guest Starring Power Man and Iron Fist" at some point. I think you forgot about those appearances.

Guilty as charged. I also forgot that one bit where the New Avengers fight the New Thunderbolts, which includes a scene where Genis-Vell teleports Sentry into a toilet, and Atlas throws Cage into the ocean after asking if he can swim.

Hey, is this the same "ask me about my feminist agenda" girl?

>I'M SORRY

They're both Barbara "Mockingbird" Morse, yes.

So thats what she's doing with her infinity/super soldier serum powers? Fighting for feminism?

I dunno, I only read the issues that were storytimed. Until the last issue's poorly thought out retcon, I was perfectly willing to let this book shit up its own corner of the Marvel Universe, like Spider-Man 2099.

Shoulda slipped in the edit, like that one guy who storytimed Red Son just so he can do that edit at the very end

Stuff like this is done in anime all the time
>I wasn't using my full power/Neither was I
>Looks like it's time for me to get serious
>I was only using about 30% of my true power
>Don't tell me, you were holding back this whole time?
>This isn't even my final form

>poorly thought out retcon
What did they do?

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