Be American burger

>be American burger
>wake up
>turn on TV
>see nigger as your leader and representative

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>she got too thic

I wonder if we can ever get rid of the obesity rate.

G r o s s

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Yeah, but thankfully hes a nigger so we can't count on him sticking around come nov.

>be Austrian

>be living in October 2016
>wake up
>first right wing nationalist president in Europe

I don't have to hate him because he's black. There's plenty of other reasons to criticize him.

Thought I'd mention that. Sometimes that's the only way to tell someone who's just passively into politics and someone who can actually explain why they don't like a certain candidate. Then you can go to bed and say "also he nigger" or whatever.

It's 2017, a little late to make fun of what kind of president we have when the next one is gonna be white.

Found the homo

HIGH TEST

>Two full terms

The fuck do you mean by not sticking around?

He's actually the second right wing president Austria has produced.

We're reaching levels of thicc that shouldn't even be possible...
[spoiler]but let's keep going and see how far we can get.[/spoiler]

>not been able to tell the difference between "Thicc" and "Fat/Obese"

Virgin detected

Look at the size of her upper arms in the first picture, she's already way overweight. The right photo is of a circus sideshow freak.

Numale cucks

Why cant I enjoy different flavors of women before I am married?

BOth are acceptable HIGH TEST


HIGH TEST THREAD!~!!!!!

>Tfw your gf will gain weight for you because you want her ass and tits to be bigger .

Those are literally the least arousing tiles I've ever seen. 0/10

> be English
> pay tax for television so the government can force it's propaganda on me
> turn on TV
> world leader is a nigger from your former colony

Sounds worse tbqh

You got me fair and square, burger bro.

I'm not numale! And I'm also not afro-latin so I don't find bloated women attractive.

>before
See pic related

Aint no wife getting fat without my permission or a baby inside her.

>be eurotard
>go on american website
>on american invented internet
>on american invented electricity
>on american invented computer screens
>on american communication satellites
> then proceed to shit post about how america isn't the greatest.
Probably right after you
>drive in american invented automobiles
>text with an american invented cell phone
>use american invented light bulbs
>watch american tv series
>listen to american music
>eat american grown food
>live in a free democratic society defended by two world wars and a cold war won solely by America
Why are you such cucks?

tbqh id fuq the after more than the before
over and over

> be American Burger
> don't care because this "nigger" has a higher IQ than 85% of the population

That's the point mate.

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website is jap design
www invented in England
exist electricity sources in the world are by a ukranian
computer invented in England
first satellite was Russian

first car was German
mobile phone Japanese
light bulbs Italian
tv invented by an Englishman
recorded music by scottish
no one eats american plastic food apart from americans
America sold arms to both sides in ww1 and ww2, caused cold war which it lost, despite stealing nuke technology from Germans.

The only,thing Americans are capable of is stealing and lying.

I'm not afro-latin either.

>The only,thing Americans are capable of is stealing and lying.
false. They can also shart in the mart, which Europoors can't do. How does it feel to not have this freedom, eurocuck?

SHART

I've been taking laxatives for a week now and I still can't do it.

see. Europoors btfo. Can't even shart himself properly

WTF HOW DID SHE GET SO FAT? SHE WAS PERFECT BEFORE

Side-on pose, neck tilt, legs parted at top and together at bottom.

All fat chick tricks.

You must be fun at parties.

The trick to proper mart sharting, is stoking the furnace with proper fuel .... McDonald's and Budweiser in copious amounts Will help you get that consistency and greasiness to your shart .
If you are still having trouble ,try a ride on one of our lard ass scooters...The vibrations on your colon Will help jiggle your shits for you

>Any country claiming to invent shit is a dick swinging contest.
>TCP/IP protocol is American invention
>hypertext invented by American.
>World wide web is british
>Henry Olds invented the assembly line
>Ford made the mobile assembly line

Every single one of those inventions you two maggots bitched about has been invented because of numerous improvements on technologies invented throughout the world.

This is worse than the hue/burger fight over who invented the damn airplane.

>she will never sit on my face

Left one is thick
Right one is a peripheric strogen to androgen conversion machine

>www invented in England
CERN would like a word with you

I just pity the kids who have only known a nigger president for as far as they can remember.

>qt face
>literally cannot lose in life

welp

F A T
U
C
K

I didn't vote for him.

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Kill yourself you fucking faggot. Someone says a random political comment, I respond, and now it's all of a sudden a joke comment? "Hurr I was pretending to be retarded it's just fun"
KIll yourself
Seriously I fucking hate you so much.

"americans" are what you call "indians" or "redskins".
all those cool white guys who invented neat stuff were europeans, even if they lived in their new european colony called "america".

but enough with divide and conquer, we have a common enemy to fight, not each other.

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wow geez she really let herself go.

Too bad she's only 5'6, literally Mexican girl tier.

would still shag her regardless.

That's because most Americans aren't edgy white kids trying to find an identity. Real Americans only care about character. You don't get to bring the most powerful empire in human history without aligning your ideals with what's right.

She got too fat dammit, I can't fap to that.

How bout this?

Who Dat?