RWBY/RT General #960: Sage Wisdom Edition

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how many episodes until based monkey king defeats the demon bull?

BEST GIRL

Probably quite a few
I'm happy he showed up so early; Blake scenes are much more fun with him involved

where does he even store his nunchuks?

They seem to be on his back, possibly connected to the back of his necklace?

have to be really heavy necklace.

Just write it off as a necklace coated in Gravity dust

Journey to the West team for Blake to match RRNJ? Blake as Sanzo?

Considering he's the only one to actually ignore Blake's space, which somehow works since Blake can be notoriously "Blak-ey"

Blakes dad as a pig faunus then

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Oh fuck dude, cap that shit
>Or Pig could be a high-up white fang member terrorizing Menagerie
>Or could be Banesaw

Maybe a pig, maybe the animals won't matter; just that her dad has an enormous appetite to match his size while her mother plays a calmer role and is the only one in their family that can tolerate water.

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ENHANCE

RWBYg
I have a very strange question to ask
How many times can the average Joe jerk it before it starts to hurt badly?
Like balls feel like their imploding bad

i think the world record was 44 leading upto death.

I believe around 35, if for some reason the excruciating pain hasn't made them stop

This had better be for some lewd fanfiction

how many hours until the next ep

When is extra life?

For FIRST Members - 2 hours from now

8 AM Central Time, so in an hour.

Really?
Highest I heard was some Black bot who Jerked off 56 times on valentines day
Died
And when police found him he had "Mastrubated so furiously that he removed his penis form the rest of his body"
His severed penis was found in the grasp of his cold dead hands

For everyone or just first?

Good question...
I'd imagine for everyone.
I'm stalking the youtubes, seems like it should be.
youtube.com/watch?v=JnhAOt46wcc

We aren't getting an actual episode this week, we're just getting world of remnant

>"It'll be a regular journey to the east!"

>Charity event
>Held only for our paying members ;^)
what the fuck have you been smoking.

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Extra Life starting in about 30 minutes

roosterteeth.com/livestream/extra-life-2016-community-stream

youtube.com/watch?v=gdymOEb4tx8&index=4&list=FLdSuXSeQXpX_Xax4qNKMnlw

>this scene

Was anything actually this good Vol1-3? Like anything at all?

Fuck thats good

>Shitty Jaune angst in a failed attempt to make him an interesting character
>Over a character I also don't give a shit about
Plenty was better than this

Where did you see stuff like that, Ruby?

Think of a rwby waifu.
Now think of a second one.
Now think of a rwby male character.

Both of your waifus have decided to fight to the death to win your love. The male character get's involved. Post results

Stream's up

youtube.com/watch?v=JnhAOt46wcc

What even is this?

24 hour Extra Life stream, the thing that's been built up for weeks now

Woo lets go bois.

What do they do? Like a let's play or something?

Get drunk and tired and injure each other for money

Dick around.

Hey guys, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
youtube.com/watch?v=18lGsn4TCaQ

If I wanted to watch that I'd go look at some nigs in their natural habitat

careful with that edge user, you might cut yourself on it.

It grew on me. I still don't like it, but it's not as awful as I first thought it was.

Well i'll let you in on a secret, user.

Come closer.

Closer.

Little closer.

You don't have to watch it.

New episode when

Next week

roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-volume-4-volume-4-psa-1-of84bd

The amount of fat on Jack's body is proportional to the amount of hair on his head.

WoR today, Ep 4 next week.

kek

reeee

>$55,000 dollery dooes already

>Playing Overwatch with controllers
>Playing Overwatch on console

>"I want us to work together to create a Safe Space"
heh

>playing a casual game with controller
What's the problem? You're not one of those idiots that thinks overwatch requires good aim right?

Are you really surprised? Anyone that has followed RT for more than a couple of weeks know they are massive consolefags.

Don't let mean ol Mr Trump get you down!
With me I'll tell you what you want to hear and lie to make you feel better about reality!

>said that while wearing problem glasses
heh

safety pin used for diapers

>Triggered

it's not as if they're playing competitively

>Laughing at the concept of safe spaces is the same thing as getting triggered
heh

>competitive overwatch
Lol. Don't tell me you fell for the esports meme

Games like Overwatch and Paladins are terrible with a controller.

True.

>Esports meme

That prize money isn't a meme.

pretty much is dude

>Jack misses the first 1337

Would you live with Jeremy?

who /sleepinginJeremy'sbed/ here?

Where do I donate?

Don't see any real reason why not to.

extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donate.participant&participantID=203935

Time to play with Emily, Jack

I'd suck Jaunes dickus no homo

World of Remnant unlocking WHEN

I hope you don't enjoy storing things in high places or having desks.

Why would I not want that comedic gold.

Unlike Gavin, RT won't pay for the damage.

>Kathy will read fanfiction
>"I don't think I have fanfiction"
Someone should send her some of our Velvet smut

To be fair I'd suck Miles dickus as well

Nah how about MilesM's slut Weiss stories instead?

>implying he doesn't want your cock in his mouth instead

>spin the wheel of destiny

10 BURPIES BABY

I want gator roll

Matt's gonna fucking die

Check the fucking site you mongoloid.

>Miles is actually a closet faggot

As an actual faggot I'd be down with that

Anyone got the m3u8 yet?

The episode's not out for another hour

So no

Fuck.

i thought it would be out at now? they usually release now right?

No, it's always been 10AM CST

There's no episode this weekend you idiots. Its extra life. They do this charity drive every year. Where have you been?

Where have YOU been retard?
roosterteeth.com/episode/rwby-volume-4-volume-4-psa-1-of84bd

Her accent gives my heart an erection.