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/got/ general: What Renly and Loars should look like
No roids in Westeros except for The Mountain.
Azor Petyr
STUPID BOY
BOW YA SHITS
/coddbros/
aagghhh...
>every gay guy in westeros is a twink prison boy pussi.
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Gayest fucking edition in history.
Shame!
GODS I WAS TALL THEN
ONE JOB, STUPID BOY
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YOU GO GIRL!
*snaps
tell me again why people from westeros don't seek refuge in essos ? this seems to be the best idea to escape from the night king
Embarassing
>tell me again why people from westeros don't seek refuge in essos ? this seems to be the best idea to escape from the night king
Cause the writers say so.
Who are the horribly miscast people? Has to be.
>Catelyn
>Dany
>Renly
>probably Jon
>Cersei
In that order.
Was Renly a top or bottom?
Why did Orson Lannister smash the bugs?
>inb4 dank memes
Bottom to Loras obviously
>Who are the horribly miscast people
Dany
Jon
Renly
Loras
Rhaegar
He doesn't exist. I never got why they made him up for that scene.
Jonerys cucks are comming Ned
1. Most of them don't even know about the danger
2. They'd be homeless and Essos and the Essosi neckbeards will probably start saying that the white walkers is just an Iron Bank conspiracy to flood Essos with Westrosi.
/ourqueen/
It's canon if it's in the show. ;)
Even if not Cersei, Catelyn is a must on any miscasting list. She's supposed to be top tier MILF, not granny tier.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Reminder Euron and Varys are the same person.
>Varys often jokes about being a merfolk and one of the founding members of House Greyjoy took a mermaid for a wife
>Varys is a eunuch while Euron often praises himself for his large cock. Theon also lost his dick but is also pretty good at disguising himself to the point his own family don't even recognize him
>Vary's Little Birds grow up and become sailors on Euron's boat. Don't see many tongueless people walking around Westeros do you?
>Varys is largely missing for AFFC because Euron has just returned home to the Iron Islands and the Kingsmoot happened
All hail the /OneTrueKing/ Lads
>It's canon if it's in the show. ;)
And so is this!
>Rhaegar
>Dany
>Cat
>Jon
>Arya
>Bran
>Marge's floppy tits
>Daario v.2
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essos has a similar thing with monsters and shit coming in from the east and have their own version of the wall to protect them. Azor Ahai was from essos and killed the night king a million years ago or whatever.
Margaery, Sansa, Ramsay, Talisa
They're poor as fuck peasants who couldn't even find the nearest coastline if you threw a fish at them
the first time I watched this I had to pause it because my mind kept saying that it was a parody of game of thrones and not the real thing
Forgot Lyanna. Bitch is fucking ugly but she resembles Arya so I guess that's why they picked her.
Why didn't Dany unite Essos under her rule?
except Stannis was the one who had to be brought back during the battle of blackwater because he went full autistic against some lannister soldiers
because of whatever the five forts are supposed to contain
>essos has a similar thing with monsters and shit coming in from the east and have their own version of the wall to protect them.
Why do we never see the legit interesting stuff in Essos? I wonder if Greyscale is their version of becoming a wight. If so then I'm really fucking curious what the equivalents to the Others look like in Essos.
OI POD, LET' S GO OUT AND GRAB A DRINK BEFORE LE.. OH SHITE HERE SHE COMES M8
Would've he won with a helmet?
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>The white walkers are automated living weapons set on destroying mankind
>Jon Snow is a jesus allegory
>Game of Thrones is a complex and deep story
I add Joffrey. I love Jack Gleeson's portrayal, but he's described as looking like a young Jaime and that's one of the reasons why Cersei favors him.
TOO BIG
>but he's described as looking like a young Jaime and that's one of the reasons why Cersei favors him.
Do you think Cersei would've fucked Joffrey had he not died to hold more influence over him and do what she and House Lannister wants rather than the Tyrells?
This is why I shan't ever hook up with a girl from work
Spiteful petty cunts, the lot of them
NO TIME
Joffrey wasn't influenced by anyone but Tywin and Margaery. Cersei had 0 hold on him and he seemed like he was asexual anyway.
because Essosi are racist
The boar's great tusks, they boded ill,
for good King Robert's health.
And the beast was every bit as fat,
as Robert was himself.
But our brave King cried, 'Do your worst,
I'll have your ugly head,'
You're nowhere near as murderous as
the lion in my bed."
King Robert lost his battle,
and he failed his final test,
The lion ripped his balls off,
And the boar did all the rest.
>stannis
>on the front lines
what did he mean by this
How come Robb wasn't already betrothed when the series started? he was like 16
CAREFUL
>five forts
nice thanks for the info user every time i'm surprised of how big is the asoiaf universe
NOT
MY
QUEEN
Lord Paramounts and their direct heir can marry for love. Tywin did it. Bigger question is why weren't Rickon, Bran and Arya.
I feel like this png could be memed into some clever situations
What's in the shadow lands?
GODS THIS IS SHITPOSTING! I HAVE HALF THE MIND TO LEAVE THE ANONS BEHIND AND KEEP POSTING
>Why do we never see the legit interesting stuff in Essos?
the show cuts so much just from the main story as it is due to it being so much that I dont really blame them. But essos is straight batshit insane. Lizard people, bat people, zombie wizards,werewolves, neanderthals who worship the devil ect. Its 100% Never ending story tier fantasy as opposed to the somewhat realistic medieval setting of westeros
What about Renly and Edmure? they were adults yet single
Don't forget the fucking Dothraki niggers everywhere that forces everyone into packed, walled city states.
Renly I think was betrothed to Marge after Loras got on his dick. No clue about Edmure though.
What the fuck are the warlocks endgame anyway from ACOK or was that just a one time thing to fuck with Daenerys?
should be the krusty krab
>Renly I think was betrothed to Marge
Yeah but that was a late development, it should have been much earlier
I loved a maid as fair as summer, with sunlight in her hair.
BACK IN OUR DAY, YOU WERENT A REAL MAN UNTIL YOU'VE FUCKED ONE GIRL FROM EACH OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS AND THE YOUR WORKPLACE. WE USED TO CALL IT MAKING THE EIGHT
tell that to duncan
>Stannis autistically thinks because hes older than Renly he is roberts heir
Robert literally passed Stannis over for Storms End. Holding the Targaryan ancerstral house doesnt make him heir anymore.
Storms end was the seat of the crown prince now.
>Try out CK2 mod
>Somehow The Westeros Civil War ends up being Stannis Vs Robb
>We both just completely tear apart the Riverlands in the process
>medieval serfs just sail across the ocean
YOUR SISTER IS A DUMB WHOOOOOOOOORE WITH A FAT ASS
TELL HIM NED
What was Bobby's problem
Was he just trolling Stannis
We also never really see it much either in the books besides muh HORSE SAVAGES AND GREYSCALE
Elaborate please.
All I've heard are rumours.
Bobby gave Stannis Dragonstone to represent he was his heir. Dragonstone was the home of the Targaryen heirs, not storms end, but Stannis was a pessimist and took it the wrong way.
>Bobby
>caring about targ traditions
>Ned's children: all auburn hair except Arya (and Jon)
>Bobby's "children": all blonde hair, his bastards have all black hair
Why did no one suspect of Cat?
>Stannis autistically thinks because hes older than Renly he is roberts heir
That's exactly how the law of succession works
Stormlander lords are all manly men. It makes no sense why they'd back show Renly at all if he was just a twink who cowers at the first sight of blood.
There's nothing to elaborate on, once you break up with a chick on bad terms she'll hate you forever, and do everything possible to make your life miserable, literally fuck your best friends to alienate them from you or spread false rumors about you. I had exactly this with a chick I knew from work and however much I tried ignoring her because I couldn't care about her anymore, it was insufferable working close to her.
>thats how laws of succession work
So then whyd he give renly storms end?
I had this and worst part is I didn't even get very close to her to have an actual relationship. She LARPed as my gf and then as an insane ex-gf.
there is no need for this language, Robert
Because 2 out of 5 children had Ned's hair? It's literally as even as it gets.
Because he's a dickhead
inb4 watch it
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?
So by tradition, the kings home castle is the seat of the prince.
Renly had storms end. Renly was his heir.
>/ourqueen/
Shadow men
Like those in Asshai they always have their faces covered
plus they have tattoos
>tow there are such monsters in the Shadow Lands that not even shadow binders like Melli dare go there
>tow they said Dany's dragon eggs came from the shadow lands
Tell me about them. Why do they wear the masks?
Ned recognised Stannis as the true heir and I think he knows Westerosi succession better than you do
iktf mate. You can't even reject those harpies without making enemies with them forever.
>start as Tommen
>he dies under suspicous circumstanses
>I am Myrcella now
>tutored by Jaime and become the best fighter and strategist in the Seven Kingdoms
>beheaded Stannis and killed all claimants except for Daenerys who died by disagreement with meal
>on a side note Jorah killed Barristan Selmy in personal combat
>defeated the White Walkers in the War of Dawn
>everyone loves the queen and her reign becomes the most prosperous in history
>mfw CK2 rng writes a better story than Dabid or Martin
>mfw I have no face