OY GOVNAH WANNA AVA LIL POKESY AT ME MEAT MUFFIN

OY GOVNAH WANNA AVA LIL POKESY AT ME MEAT MUFFIN

WOT YOU MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE ME FANNY?

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KILL.ALL.SLAGS.

I dont get it. English women are muslim user.

Shit thread. p.s.

I don't know why but there's something about British woman I like

Irish women are no better.

Me on the left

I came.
I saw.
I keked.

Is 3rd from right Sacha Baron Cohen?

this one's cute :3

Hell i'd still hit it

>3rd from RIGHT

Muslim detected.

I would.

If their faces weren't so busted I smash all of them.

Are these working class?

the fat as fuck ones might be attractive ive they werent you know, fat as fuck
the other two are just lost causes with one possibly being a man it seems

cannot unsee

That's cuz you look like this you greasy dago

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Id smash all but the far right one.

Me too.

I think it's their shameless sluttiness. Its a guilty pleasure.

Girls here are slutty, but British girls turn being a whore into an art form.

No, its Royal family

get me outta this place
>tfw cannot find qt conservative woman that is exactly like Whispers Red ASMR that doesn't drink, swear, smoke, dress like a slut, doesn't cake herself in foundation, and speaks proper English
time to go back to America

Still better than Lena Dunham. Stay jelly :)

Don't you mean "Alt right" one?

My thoughts exactly

fucking disgusting

Please stop reminding me of the horrors of the isle.

cultural revolution has much to answer for

"Yall wana have a 5 some with me and my family? We fixin' to go to wendys afterwards"

Is that common in british women? Also...why the fuck do you dress like that if you're fat...no, no...why the fuck do you dress like that on a snowy night in the middle of the winter. WTF is wrong with these people?

>people

Look at this butthurt wop

>4 ever virgin

Northern English girls are impervious to cold temperatures.

You should see what they wear when it's warm

I would unflinchingly fuck all those retards

Git guud pussy boy

Fanny means vagina in Bongistan. Not joking

>hat'sthejoke.jpg

Americunt in not knowing the meaning of English words shocker!

Would bang the girl on the left but would not tell my friends about it.

>2016
>actually dating english girls instead of foreign students

Rate them

>this guy gets it
which is your favourite flavour?
singapore, china and japan for me

4/10
4/10
4.5/10
5/10
4/10
4/10

Slags are a right laugh 2bh

4>6>1>2>3>5

Fuck this pic is almost a race to the bottom in terms of faces.

3>6>5>4>2>1

2/10
5/10
5/10
4/10
3/10
4/10

Is that what is known as a slag?

>Wendys
Fucking Mexicans can't even meme right. Nobody goes to that hell, not even inbred hicks.

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Chinese and Korean lad

the fetal alcohol syndrome?

Is she holding a dildo in her hand?

Holy shit is that Siri?

Hate this country desu.

I'd fuck the shit out of the one on the left desu senpai. Perfect amount of T H I C C

>8/10
You've never seen a real 8 before friendo.

let me have this

SHART

I would unironically bang every single one of them.
A good body is more important than a pretty face.

They are all 5-6's at best

Lets face it, after a 12 pack they are all perfectly fuckable

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>tfw I only know two girls like that
>both rejected me

When I went to Portsmouth, the girls looked fine. This is just a meme

Those are some funky chunky thunder thighs I tell you what.

AT LEAST YOU TRIED, LAD.
>tfw when I get to london my ideal won't even exist

THICC

>good bodies
is this bait?

Try living in Merseyside, slag breeding grounds and not a single conservative woman in sight.

I'd fuck far left and far right.

THYNN

Where do I find one in L O N D O N?
>I almost met some through a non degenerate family but I was dating their degenerate daughter

Lol. I'm from Wythenshawe in Manchester, you should see the slags around here.

I live in St Helens, can confirm.

Haven't got a clue mate only been to London once for the airport.

I've been in the City Center and Salford area, pakis slags and fags.

You poor bastard, i'm sorry.

>cosplaying as the staypuffed marshmallow man from ghostbusters

I once went on a night out in Liverpool and I couldn't understand anything you retards are even saying. Also, your clubs are open in the day time.
>they don't do that in Sheffield

>OY GOVNAH WANNA AVA LIL POKESY AT ME MEAT MUFFIN

The only conservative women I've met in Manchester that is near my age is my gf, who's of Russian/Georgian ancestry. Met her at Manchester Uni. I have yet to meet an attractive young women that is English and my age that hasn't been a complete slag. I know it's a meme, but I swear all the best girls I've met have been foreign.

Wtf is up with this country? I go to Manchester Uni, it's a pretty good uni and has plenty of posh girls with rich daddies and good upbringings, yet they are whores just as much as the girls from the council estate I grew up on.

>wtf is up with this country
The Jews have won.
>Thank you, Cultural Marxists, and actual Marxists

Northern monkey here

This is what women in my hometown look like

Kill me t b h

>speaking with scousers
You're meant to fuck n chuck them not speak to them user, i will personally attest that they have nothing interesting worth listening to.

I tried the foriegn gf meme and ended up with a French ultra leftie who hid it rather well. I've given up on the vaginal jew now i don't want to make babby if it means dealing with such vapid creatures for the rest of my life.

#slagshag

I was with my ex gf at the time.
>Walking through the centre toward the piers
>puke all over the fucking streets
>Some slags with 9 billion inch heels tripping on the cobbles
>They arrived at the pub I was at 10 mins later and started climbing on the fucking scaffolding decor inside

>next day
>walking through the centre
>people still in clubs drinking and dancing, even though it was like 12 noon

sooo let me get this straight: a british man these days is forced to choose between a slag, a landwhale, and a muslim
which one, Sup Forums?

Graduated from Manchester last year- even most of the foreign birds (I was friends with the erasmus society) are slags.

THYNN

SLAGS BABAY YEAH

The club is all some people have in this cursed place, there's nothing else that interests the basic minded other than constant drinking and forgetting you live in this area.

Can't handle the banter Andrei?

>WOT YOU MEAN IT LOOKS LIKE ME FANNY?

Some girls only pretend to be slags in order to fit in with the greater slagpile of female friends. The trick is to mine the slagpile for nuggets of gold.

I guess you're right. It's weird for me because
>I am a burger
>tfw dual national
>tfw Trump must win so I can leave

>Talking shit about the best of the three giant fast food chains


I'll slap the shit taste right out of you.

TO ME TO YOU

looks like his shirt says ass lickin

The first conversations we had were about philosophy and politics, though none of us are studying those subjects. She believes basic feminist stuff, which I'm sure most of us agree on. The early sensible stuff that was passed into law nearly a century ago. She isn't a race realist like me, but she understands Europe needs to stay majority European. She knows about the Muslim and rapefugee problem. I'm having her read the bell curve, so will see how that goes.

She was 22 and still a virgin until I fucked her.
It's not all fun and games though lads. These type of women have certain expectations. They don't want you to be a numale nancy boy. My gf likes the fact I lift and do bjj.

Surprisingly, she also likes the fact I grew up in a rough area. She's a posh girl with very educated family members, while I'm the first to go to uni. Not going to lie, it's intimidating having to meet her parents, who are doctor/academics.

Apologies for the rant. I got lucky as fuck more than anything.