Professor Xavier has asked you to join his school

[Bentley Thompson]

Professor Xavier has asked you to join his school

What do you do?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

[Elijah Collins]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Worthiness_Enchantment

I...uh... give free hugs for an emotional power boost?

[John Ross]

Forgot to put I what I got

>Bovine Physiology

I hope one day to be a B list hero

[Thomas Hughes]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Cutting

Fuck yeah, lightsabers.

[Isaac Collins]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Combat

I will, seeing as I probably have the same lame ass weakness that Rogue used to have. So I will need his help to learn to control my powers.

>tfw can't jack it for fear of blowing up half the school.
>tfw so many hot mutie girls
>oh God, the unbearable blue balls

[Owen Fisher]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Mass_Enhancement

It is me

I am the Punch Wizard

[Grayson Cook]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Army_Manipulation

FINALLY Friends

[Noah Ross]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Territory

Create an area of effect, throw the cat in, see what happens.

[Caleb Collins]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Hallucination?useskin=oasis

This could be useful if I ever used it on anyone other than myself though tripping dicks for eternity sounds pretty neat

[Nathan Hernandez]

Well, this is one lame ass power.
I'm literally Aqua- Spike.
I guess that's on par with other c- list mutants.

[Oliver Sanchez]

>Telepathic Language Instruction

I guess I'll be like Hank but with telepathy and sound like Barry White and not blue.

[Justin Parker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Suit?useskin=oasis
My Favorite, I guess It's Bio Armor or Something.
>Sick Ass organic weapons.
>Mediocre Healing Factor.
>Flight is very important.

[Jordan Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Treadmill_Effect

Oh good, I can do Sonic's Brawl taunt.

[Joseph Martin]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Supernatural strength
I suppose you can never have too many strong guys around. I'm in.

[Christopher Hall]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Travelling_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
Time to blast some eurobeat.
Roadtrip is ready to roll!

[Levi Gomez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superego_Embodiment

Wow that's a big load of ass. I think I'd just go to regular school. Seeing people with real powers every day would just feel shitty.

[Dylan Reed]

>friends

Murder friends!

[Michael Nguyen]

>Infrared_Perception
So basically I can't see color and a pair of Goggles render me obsolete.

I guess I could do cafeteria work...

[Xavier Brown]

Xavier's school is a giant fucking bullseye, I'd be crazy to go there.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Resurrection

I'm sure I won't make any zombies.

[Easton Flores]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Imprisonment

I've always wanted to be Freddy Krueger

[Gavin Watson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Download

I am the source of all their fancy stuff like jets and form fitting outfits.

[Noah Hughes]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Reversal
It all returns to nothing.

[Andrew Wood]

Also yeah, I guess I'd go to Xavier's school. I don't see why not. Probably a power that would need to be properly controlled and trained.

[Elijah Hall]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Faces
Now I can be thrice as ugly as the shitty mutants!

[Benjamin King]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Clothing

I wonder if they have some kind of sewing class...

[Juan Young]

obviously i go in the jet with the terrifying paramilitaries he sent to abduct me from my parents after his own personal Project Wideawake scans determined that i had argued with them about whether i could use my mutant powers as an excuse to get out of french class

i hope my parents' insurance covers having the front of your house ripped off and exploded by a giant metal man and a demon-eyed cajun, because otherwise i don't know what's going to happen to them

i just didn't want to learn french and now i can't understand half the word salad this guy is using

[Liam Campbell]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclone_Spinning

I guess that means I am Whirlwind. That is ok.

[Angel Green]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Immunity

I guess I'm the kid from Last Stand?

[Ryan Gutierrez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Science
Noice.

[Ethan Diaz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Concussive_Force
Oh shit I am Cyclops.
He's always been my favorite and I just watched X-Men: Apocalypse.
PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION. I'M READY.

[Gabriel Watson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Resurrection

They'd give me a full scholarship.

[Austin Harris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Crystallization?useskin=oasis
Huh, I don't have to use my own blood. I guess I would be an ok doctor type.

I could just explode people's hearts by turning their blood hard as stone and sharper than razor wire.
What name could I use?

[Dominic Hall]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Bypassing?useskin=oasis

I hang around the school if only to meet new and intresting people

[Gavin Hill]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impossible_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Sounds like I wouldn't have even been born.

[Carter Young]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation

So I am firestorm? Makes sense, I am a chemist. Now to fuck Jubilee and or Illyana

[Oliver Perez]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery

Does that even count as a superpower?

[Xavier Anderson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mirror_Mimicry

Does this make me Mirror Master or am I just useless? I feel like this just makes me useless

[Isaac Reed]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Imprisonment
So I am like Pyro, where I need a water source? Call me Aqua.

[Carter Martinez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Matter_Manipulation

I guess my name would probably be Dark Matter, because I got nothing else right now. Seriously though, this is a great power, and there could be so many possible applications. Enhanced space travel, anyone?

How does the name "Cardiac" sound?

[Parker Watson]

I use an infant as a fleshlight infront of him.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infanticide

[David Morris]

>Insertion & removal

[Jeremiah Fisher]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Level_Measuring?useskin=oasis

Behold! My overwhelming power of "Common Sense and Observation"!

[Jaxson Thomas]

I call myself the Haitian Sensation.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tectonic_Plate_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

[Asher Smith]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Independent_Growing_Booster
I guess my code name is power gamer

[Ayden Williams]

>Bakugou

Then who's young Midoriya?

[Blake Morgan]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Absorption

[Brody Diaz]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetism_Embodiment
So im doctor Manhattan without the time vision? niiice. I don't know what version of prof.x im working with here so im reluctant to go with.
possibly ill go with considering that sounds like a really hard to control power ive rolled.
I wonder what the moon is like this time of year?

[Gabriel Perry]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Recreation

I think I may be a bit overpowered

[Landon Rivera]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will_Theft
Literally recreate every high school boy's sexual fantasy

[Liam Morgan]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Volatile_Constructs

Boom Bitch! But now that i think about it I'm sure there's an x-men with power already.

[Adam Myers]

"Hey Chuck, check THIS shit out!"

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hair_Propulsion

[Hunter Edwards]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery

Shit, what do?

[Nathaniel Morales]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
Tell him to fuck off, I'm joining Magneto.

[Robert Parker]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Object
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Almighty Object

A Cosmic Cube (Marvel Comics)

Power/Ability To:
Have an almighty item
The power to wield an item that grants omnipotent powers. Advanced version of Powers Via Object.
Contents[show]
Also Called
Absolute Item/Object/Weapon
All Powerful Item/Object/Weapon
Almighty Item/Weapon
Omni-Item/Object/Weapon
Supreme Item/Object/Weapon
Ultimate Item/Object/Weapon
Capabilities
The user has possession of an item/weapon/object that grants omnipotent powers or Nigh Omnipotence to its wielders, allowing the user to satisfy their every desire. The item/weapon/object allows the user to become a god. The user is basically unstoppable and can do anything they want.
Sound awes-
>The user has no power without their almighty item/weapon/object.
Shit

[Wyatt Sanders]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Cutting
Stay as far away from that bald fuck and his dead man walking school as possible, go into construction

[Lucas Russell]

I'm pretty sure were the most bizarre and fucked up mutant class in the history of X- Men.

I shall use this as inspiration for my next Mutants and Masterminds game. I just need a good name. Stupendous X- Men? AmaXing?

[Andrew Baker]

And i fucking love art
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Art_Attacks?useskin=oasis

[Elijah Phillips]

The Anonymous X-Men.
Sign me up. Dr. "Blood Magic" Cardiac reporting for duty.

[Luke Roberts]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupting_Madness

Be a good guy until Magneto comes to pick me up. "Try my hardest" not to fall to the "dark side" and wait for Xavier to pick me up. Repeat until both parties as tired and I just chill at one of their places.

[Jayden Gutierrez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Inducement
oh my god i'm Sup Forums incarnate

[Kevin Russell]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mass_Magnification

get the feeling they'd try to control me or watch me too closely. don't think i'd last long there before automatically becoming a bad guy since i'm not xaviers bitch

[Samuel Scott]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Liquification

Well, as I frequent Sup Forums the professor is absolutely disgusted in learning that my mutant power emerged while engaged in an act of self gratification... And that liquid state smells like salty coins and milk.

My code name is Spunky

[Connor Williams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sandstorm_Creation
call me Darude.

[Xavier Roberts]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Restoration

Where's that one chick. Jubilee? Fuck her like a hound, then fuck over every anti mutant dude on earth.

[Joshua Green]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Popobawa_Physiology
I guess I'm a shapeshifter whose true form is a freaky bat thing with one eye. I'll join, hopefully he'll help me with my newly acquired desire to rape everything. Or I'll at least get a shot at some mutie cuties with the side effects of my mutation as an excuse.

[Ethan Richardson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Creature_Creation

Hang by the pool and create the pets I've always wanted.

[Easton Hall]

>Why yes, Gepetto was my father. Why do you ask?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Manipulative_Puppetry
I have no clue how this is useful. Maybe I can do some sweet karate moves or something.

[Zachary Diaz]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peluda_Physiology

Well this is an oddly specific power. I guess I should ask for protection for my tail, since that's apparently my one weak point. Also if I'm permanently a Peluda and its not just a transformation then I'm probably going to have to sleep and take my classes outside or something .

[Charles Fisher]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Cutting?useskin=oasis
I have the best ability from avatar. Call me Hydrone

[Gavin Thompson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Existence?useskin=oasis

This is broke as fuck and I don't even wanna play anymore.

[Andrew King]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Guardianship

Yeah, nah, Xavier can go fuck himself I got bigger fish to fry.

[Ryder Torres]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poltergeization

I get to be that guy who's really popular around halloween events but otherwise fills space in the background cast.

A list powers though

[William Jenkins]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chameleonic_Nature

I respectfully decline his offer as I don't want to get blown up/shot/turned into a babby/whatever crap happens at the x-mansion this week. Instead I keep a low profile and use my powers for personal enrichment.

[Leo Cooper]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Creature_Creation

I make Transformers.

I think I'd be kicked out after making the X-jet and all the coffee makers sentient.

[Jose Nelson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perspective_Manipulation

"I'll pass, but I've got good news! There's no need to wonder where your god is, because he is right here, and he's fresh out of mercy..."

[Jose Sanchez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbra-Electrokinetic_Combat
How edgy

[Landon Wilson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Penance_Stare

I get mad at whoever's writing this bullshit.

[Adrian James]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology

[Jaxon Nelson]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery

I believe that all women dress like goth sluts forever.

[Nathan Morris]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Insertion_&_Removal
>The power to insert and/or remove anything from and/or to anything.

Fug. I don't know where to begin.

[Jayden Thompson]

...

[Austin Martinez]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_Extension

Perfect.

[Jackson Lopez]

>Territory Empowerment
Well thats boring.I join to see if he can help me make it more interesting.

[Leo Sanchez]

Even grandma?
Or especially grandma?

[Lucas Allen]

Fucking amazing.

[Landon Miller]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Variable_Manipulation

I increase the variable controling the probability that I will become god in the next 10 minutes from 0 to 100.

There's other stupid broken things I can do with this, but "get more powers" is probably the best.

[Benjamin Cooper]

You wouldn't like me when I"m angry.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Muscle_Mass_Enhancement

[Andrew Brooks]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Frame_Creation

Whatever the fuck i want.

[Isaac Thomas]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clay_Mimicry

I'm basically plasticman, except with clay

>mfw turning myself into a bathroom tile in the girl's dorm bathroom

[Nicholas Adams]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Aura?useskin=oasis

>SHINRA TENSEI

[Luis Robinson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wormhole_Creation

Oh boy. I'm the schoolbus.

[David Jones]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trace_Metal_Manipulation

Y'all are fuckin' done, kid

[Brayden Carter]

Oh yeah, Xavier can go fuck himself by the way. God doesn't need a school.

[Connor Nelson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology

NOICE
O
I
C
E

[Easton Davis]

>jean grey catches me and turns me gay

[Charles Hall]

So we all agree, fuck this school and Xavier?

[Aaron Robinson]

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Manipulation

It's not his school anymore.

[Michael Rivera]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling
>When do I start?

[Lucas Taylor]

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta-Possession

I don't think Prof X would like what I'd do with this power. Literally all I'd do is use it to possess hot girls and then record myself masturbating in their bodies and use it as fap material. I'd also use it to get people to give me money.

[Christopher Lopez]

Pretty much. Most of these powers are way too powerful.