Tfw you will never be blown by Amanda Seyfried while you're out on a canoe in the middle of the ocean during a...

>tfw you will never be blown by Amanda Seyfried while you're out on a canoe in the middle of the ocean during a thunderstorm

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archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195
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archiveofourown.org/works/7884013
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609
archiveofourown.org/works/9908669
archiveofourown.org/works/11798901
archiveofourown.org/works/11778270
archiveofourown.org/works/11923920
archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
archiveofourown.org/works/9800783
archiveofourown.org/works/9499943
archiveofourown.org/works/9908747
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Resident Evil:
archiveofourown.org/works/7794475/chapters/24597195

archiveofourown.org/works/7794544

Recess:
archiveofourown.org/works/7884013

Scooby Doo:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908609

archiveofourown.org/works/9908669 (Same story but futa)

Sonic the Sissyhog:
archiveofourown.org/works/11798901

archiveofourown.org/works/11778270

archiveofourown.org/works/11923920

Hey Arnold:
>Rhonda needs money and has to work as a street walker to help her family out (Make sure to leave a review if you want to see a chapter 3.)

archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

>Rhonda and her boytoy force Phoebe into a threesome

archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

Mortal Kombat:
archiveofourown.org/works/9800783 (Futa)

Weekenders:
archiveofourown.org/works/9499943

King of the Hill:
archiveofourown.org/works/9908747

Note: None of my stories feature niggers

>cut
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>you'll never have a mutilated babydick

thank god for that

>Note: None of my stories feature niggers

Bravo

how can niggers ever compete?

> Justin LONG

Not very long bois amirite

>americans are purposely making their dicks shorter by mutilating them
what did they mean by this?

Kayak, actually.

>cutting excess floppy skin is shortening

Justin Long, more like Justin Tiny am I right?

>he doesn't know about circumcision scar tension making the shaft shorter
phew

JUSTiny am i ri'?

>7 inches is tiny

I do love this picture.

pretty much a baby dick

>turning your sensitive piece of junk into a slab of meat

Seven? I'd be surprised if that dick was even six inches.

I want to know who's on the other Kayak. Are they just watching them?

>framing
>colors
>lines

Is this blowjobkino?

negroid, that shaft is 6 inches max

Why does this look shopped?

Also why the fuck would that be in your messages? Am i missing something here?

More like Justin Smalls

Anyone else like her hairy arms. I'd like a hairy arm handjob!

>t. virgin

(((You)))

Fappening was from compromising iCloud accounts. Applel uploads all kinds of shit automatically unless you turn it off, including pictures you take, and normalfags don't turn it off.

Do you also measure from the tips of your hair or height?
>dick/manlets

>My dick is 6.5 inches
>Not too big for petite girls
>Not too small for thicc girls
Who else /perfect size/

I'm 7" and that's about what it looks like.

kike maher

>having sex

FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEE

You're probably measuring wrong

I'm 7 inches, and there's no way the dick in OP is anywhere near.

No you're not.

Justin 5 inches Long right guys?

>Actually believing what you just wrote.
Some people can't handle being dicklets.

I have some bad news.

t. 7.5incher

I don't see how I could be. We're talking about literal inches. 5", 6", 7", it's all relatively tiny.

Measure along the top, from tip to pubic bone.

Sorry but if you think OP is 7'' because it looks like yours, it means you are not

If you divide it into four, every square tells a unique independent story. It's amazing

I like how autists on Sup Forums obsess over size of the dick, even tho Amanda seems very much ok with it

never change Sup Forums

>tfw my dick looks exactly like that but shorter
kill me

she's a roastie ayy lmao, who cares what she thinks?

t. dicklet

What are you guys arguing about in this thread, circumcision and dick size?

Good god. What kind of animal does not trim his fuckin pubes. Filthy mutherfucker.

>not suckino