Remake a film in the worst possible way

cmon spitball some ideas.

Patton Oswalt as Al Pacino and Tommy Wiseau as Robert De Niro in Heat

re-enact heat in the style of live action flintstones. fred loses his job and all the vehicles are replaced with foot propelled models. kevlar is replaced with tortoise shells and guns are replaced with blow pipes.

there's already one HEAT thread in the catalogue

Remake Lord of the Flies with a female cast.

oh wait...

I would buy a ticket to this the first day it's released.

That was a good joke you ruined it with "oh wait", so don't be surprised if you get downvoted

All female cast in amy scorsese film.

Recreate Star Wars but cast a Woman as Luke and a Black Man as Leia.
Shit.

Take movie with Rodney Dangerfield, put Paul Feig in the director's chair, and give Dangerfield's role to Melissa McCarthy

All the main cast are played by black women.

Remake it set in modern day LA, with a more hip hop/urban soundtrack and make it about 4 young black criminals "tryna get out of the hood life" by oulling off a heist

Actually, as its own movie thst might be good minus the music.

>mutliple heat posts
Was this movie on cable today or something?

Fast and the Furious 11

all-female cast "The Thing" (Carpenter's 80s version)

"Singin' in the Rain" except instead of it being about the transition to talking pictures, it's about how some asshole YouTuber becomes famous.

We had about 25 got threads active at once, now we have 15 IT clown threads, and you're complaining about two Heat threads, with one being on page 10?

I didnt even get the joke

so its now about mcdonalds workers realizing the faults of capitalism and praising communism. they try to implement communism but it fails then they remove the modern day cancer aka the white man and then it works. it stars nostalgia critic as Joe 'Wild Card' Joneses, Angry Joe as the wise cop Angry Alejandro, the two guys from tim and ericks awesome show great job as the comedic relief, paul fieg as director and its narrated by that gangster italian guy from home alone

Pick any movie you want
>full female cast

Hey bud why don't you go fill your bathtub with water and stick your head under for about six minutes.

"Feed" and "Seed" both rhyme with "Sneed". What are two words that rhyme with "Chuck"?

remake Big Trouble in Little China but now its Big Trouble in Racist America and its a documentary now detaling the struggles of black americans and actors in the industry. its narrated by hugh jackman because he is white and screams toxic masculinity but he confesses his sins at the end and admits that the white man is an evil being then he retires from acting due to being privileged and he sells his house and donates he profits to NAACP

>amy scorsese

It could honestly work with a talented cast. Have at least a couple of Ripley-esque women and maybe throw in a tough old Eskimo lady. It also made me think of a pregnant chick becoming the thing, that'd be sick.

probably wouldnt. scene where they keep cold-blood and start investigation, with female crew would end up with 1 big mess

Re-posting this from the other Heat thread that hit the bump limit:

>How would you ruin Heat (1995)?
-Female robbers, or women involved with planning the robbery in some way
-Use excessive teal/orange filters
-Some kind of love triangle between the robbers and their wives/GFs
-Cast a rapper (pick any) for one of the roles (pick any)
-Use first-person POV during action scenes a la the Doom movie, tie-in to video game franchise (e.g. Payday/Payday 2)
-Give a character (pick any) a catch phrase (pick any)
-Add in some kind of racial tension bullshit

But really, there's only one thing you need to do to completely ruin Heat:
In the bank heist shootout scene, dub over the authentic reverb generated by actors firing blanks out of their guns with stock gunshot sound effects.

A remake of "They Live" that is unironically dripping with product placement. Hero John Nada sports Converse™ shoes, a Sony Xperia™ phone, and discovers an app for his Google Glasses™ that helps him see the hidden racist and sexist messages in advertising, the news, and other media. The movie ends with him teaming up with some spunky hacker (played by some ambiguously ethnic actress) to install the app on everybody's phones and help them see the truth. The president makes an appearance and is clearly based off of Donald Trump.

update it to be about modern criminals. neil mccauley becomes a kim dotcom-type character.

Complete with ridiculous Swordfish-style hacking scenes?

Put the Ghostbusters (2016) team in replacement of the original cast except Val Kilmer who accounts for 95% of the budget, which is solely funded by Hollywood obesity charities, and then at the climax of the movie have Val Kilmer appear and get knocked slightly-unconscious to the latest Katy Perry song whilst Leslie Jones shouts,
"MEN ARE PIGS, YASS QUEEN SLAAYYY"
for the remaning 10 minutes before the credits reel off tragic pictures of people with terminal illnesses.
Also, all the guns are projectile-firing-dildos and the women constantly joke to each other how when they see Chris Evans' chest in the tabloids, that they froth at the vagina and secrete ghost-cum from the previous film onto the perimeter of their pulverized meat flaps.

But does he die at the end?

Depends on what the focus group says

Absolutely beautiful.

>2017
>not using code bombs