What a pile of shit

what a pile of shit

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t. CBS

there's some stupid shit in it

t. Seth

>Watching Seth McMeem

Probably still better than STD

that was perfectly fine for the tone of the show, very galaxy quest.

classic star trek logic

It just looks so embarrassing.Everyone is too old and too fat, and the sets and costumes look atrocious even if they are going for a retro look.

the sets looked great, the cgi was awful but minimal. Costumes are.... adequate?

I wanted to like it for the trek stuff, but at the end of the day it's a shitty Seth McFarlane comedy. Oh well.

Tree>Steel

the "regular people in space" thing doesn't work for me

not even really a comedy, though the seth macfarlane comedy in it is just fucking terrible. Seth needs to get himself out of his work because he's the worst part.

Has Seth gone too far this time?

that black actor guy seems atrocious

You know it's going to be better than the new Star Trek right?

I'm not even joking.

The Orville is better than Star Trek Enterprise.

>the love interest is his ex-wife who he caught fucking someone else
you tell me

He got the job cause he's banging seth's wifesister.

His job is just to be black.

I really gave it a chance, but it was so forgettable.

all of his lines are shit

Black Navigator Man had literally zero charisma, every time he was in a scene I was distracted by just how awkwardly bland he was. He wasn't even a fun monotone like Tony Shalhoub in Galaxy Quest.

What is that set?

>What should we use for the spaceship backdrop?

>Lets get some nice wood panneling

No need to worry, Star Trek Discovery is there for those who want a space exploration show. One without juvenile penis jokes.

That shtick will tire quickly. Some would argue it's already happened.

if you couldnt tell this was shit from the trailers you are a complete moron

i cant imagine anybody over 13 would be naive enough to actually want to watch this

Now that is just pathetic. He should cut his balls off already.

His lines weren't that bad but they were pretty generic black man, but in space. If he wasn't so depressingly personalityless it wouldn't be so awful.

I love it. Really captures that 70s/80s cheese interior decorating vibe.

This show will be cancelled by its third episode. Serves Fox right for reading Seth's proposal for a Star Trek spoof comedy, and not instantly tossing it into the trash.

BLUED

wait was the entire point of the episode to justify cheating?

TNG had wood panelling

Is that Jeffrey Combs

did this guy look like jeffrey combs to anyone else?

and yet the big bang theory got 24 seasons and a spinoff

Holy fuck, CBS shills run wild unless you keep them in constant check it seems.

TBBT was actually good at one point.

>those shitty $100 office chairs

>He's a misunderstood genius

I want to fuck Kasidy Yates.

Oh hello there fellow critic. I just wanted to post so that you know that I and many other rotten tomatoes critics like your self agree completely.

The show was unfunny and this will surely be the end of Seth.

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>Mmm-mmm u mad pink boi? *cranial sploodges*

This. I cringed so hard watching the trailer I never considered giving it a chance.

This. I'm CBS and my wife is also CBS and her son is half-CBS and we are completely opposed to this show and anyone who watches it is a complete moron! Fuck you, morons!

is it really that bad?

This scene was actually amazing, they used what they explained earlier in the episode to overcome the problem.

Show overall was comfy. Only issue was the timing of the 'jokes".

should have made the show mostly non whites and women, then it cant be insulted

Eh, it could get better.

where are the hundreds of kilograms of carbon needed for the tree coming from or the light for photosynthesis.

>Bucky Ohare AND LEXX in terrible tier
FUCK YOU YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING

meant for

sufficiently advanced technology

>list Cowboy Bebop
>not in God Tier

hmmmmmm

I thought you nerds liked the Star Wars cartoon

How did it get do big and why did not it die from lack of water,earth,etc

>still better than STD
Viral, bacterial or fungal?

Andromeda is better than SGU

After this show becomes a hit i'm sure they'll add an extra $100 mark up on them

Watch the damn episode, it's explained.

>SGU better than Lexx
Just fuck no, I can't even re-watch SGU.

They explained why in the episode. If so many new people on Sup Forums didn't have ADHD they wouldn't miss such information.

and wouldn't the tree extend out of the radius of the device and grow unevenly?

I enjoyed the show

Nigga you better boost Lexx up a few fucking tiers.

I think it will get better

>SGA in mid tier
>BELOW FARSCAPE

Is this a troll tier? It looks like a troll tier.

>[n-word] you better boost Lexx up a few f*cking tiers
Is language like this really necessary? What are you trying to prove?

seth macfarlane was booked on one of the planes that flew into the towers on 9/11. imagine if he hadn't missed his flight and his horrible, lazy comedy writing never existed. what a wonderful world we could have lived in.

Not the same chair, but yeah, those are definitely office chairs.

>main character is a cuckold

why does this keep happening?

you don't know what that word means.

>Ed ends the relationship the moment he finds out she's cheating
>they don't have children
>he isn't raising anyone's children
Can you stop, CBS?

I'm being completely serious here: Why is CBS so determined to end this programme? The anti-Orville fervor is almost on the level of the Trump froth.

>Dumps her the second he finds her with another man

He isn't a cuck

>you don't know what that word means.
>the husband of an unfaithful wife.

>wtf am i doing here?

the face on every actor that isn't seth mcfarlane

std is a chick drama focusing on relationship drama and other angsty things girls like to watch. the aliens and other sci-fi stuff will be minimal and primarily serves as a trigger for angsty bawwww-feelings monologues.

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>A cuckold is a man whose wife is having an affair with another man.

Cuckold.

>Probably still better than STD

It's definitely better. I love The Orville.

CBS are so fucking retarded. I may never watch another CBS program due to this behavior. CBS are damaging their brand here.

It's called suspending your belief. It's something adults can do when they watch light hearted sci-fi comedy tv shows.

He's her ex-husband.

>It's something adults can do

Wrong. Most people are actually not even doing that.

I expected something more wacky and comedic. Everyone in this is... kind of normal.

girl detected. stick with your soapies, little girl.

Agreed. Seth HackFarlane should've boarded that plane on 9/11.

...

Agreed. New trek is going to be all dark lens flare action. Every episodes going to center around wiping out some white supremacist like enemy with alot of repeat storylines

The Orville chose something lighter for a reason

Not at the time.

you're a moron

>ds9
>trek show that stays in place most of the time

you are brain-damaged if you think that garbage is god-tier

>implying Seth won't inevitably get political

i guess the jokes were fit in cause of the overall awkard feeling of him working with his ex that banged a smurf

you're a bawww-imma-girl-trapped-in-obesemanbody campgay soapie faggot

>says the main character is gonna be the Number One instead of the captain
>like this is a unique fucking thing all of a sudden

So anybody have an ETA of when Isaacs'll take over the show the way Picard did?

Like every Trek movie?

It as a ship full of 60-70 year olds by the fifth one

>orville
>he draws a lot penises
>happy arbor day

>std
>set a course for planet drumf and engage lens flare drive, maximum privilege

Imitating TNG having wood paneling on everything

but the whole show imitates TNG, especially the extra cheesy 80's episodes

I watched the STD trailer and the meet-the-characters promo vid clip and it seems that they're targetting the Gilmore Girls and Supergirl fangirls.

The trailer was all about feelings and there's that broody teengirl song in the background.

In the promo vid clip, instead of talking about Star Trek or about exploring, the actors/actresses were focusing on their characters' emotions, feelings and relationships.

It's definitely another one of those shows like Smallville and Supergirl that pretends to be Sci-Fi but is actually a Chick-Show.

They already fucking took Flash from me.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes is getting a 2017 remake starting soon.