FBI. We'll take it from here

>FBI. We'll take it from here.

Take a break from being a stupid faggot frogposter and go outside once in a while

>Relax, Alfred. I'll take it from here.

You're off the case hothead! You're a liability out there.

>You have the right to remain silent.

>you could get killed walking your doggie!

>"hes a loose cannon, a rebel"
>"BUT HES THE BEST WEVE GOT!"

>the mayor's on my ass about this one!

>and your other FBI

>CIA, step aside.

>and your other case

>goddammit McCluskey, you're a good cop, but your methods are just too goddamn rough for this precinct

>I'm too old for this shit.

>"Excuse me, I'm in charge here!"
>"Not anymore you aren't."

>i work alone, chief
>not anymore you don't. Get in here, rookie!

>film about spies or secret agencies and shit
>they change scene to someplace else
>it types up the place name at the bottom with that typewriter sound

>flashes unrecognizable badge
>shock comes over CIA agent
>"y-yes sir this is now your investigation"

>It's out of your jurisdiction

>"In this department we do things by the book!"
>"Lucky for me, I don't read books."

>This is my jurisdiction now

>establishing shots of a big city
>aerial shots of big ben
>rotating aerial shot of the london eye
>tower bridge
>bong noises
>some classical english patriotic song
>text comes in the bottom left letter by letter
>LONDON, 08:00 AM

>characters put on and take off their glasses for dramatic effect

>time for plan B
>what's plan B?

>Government agent introduces himself with the name of his agency
>Users on a Cantonese fingerpainting website decide that's his actual name

>...and your other gun

EVERY TIME

>ruuuuuuuuun!

>so whats the plan
>you're looking at it

>What? YOU?!?!?
>No, THIS
>*pulls out bong*
>BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>THAT WAS PLAN B

>establishing shots of a bare ass
>dragon dildo in foreground
>reflection of breasts in mirror
>clear skin
>cute face
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>You know the place, take me there
>Well, I can't help you with these cuffs on
>Forget it

>streetz iz watchin

>I wanna speak to your boss you little brat
>I am the boss :|

>I'm with the bureau
*they're not with the bureau*

>Try 'password'!
>*ACCESS DENIED*
>Try 'password123'!
>*ACCESS GRANTED*

HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU TV TROPE FROG POSTER

Was getting caught part of his plan.....B?

>Hothead comes in
>Thread erupts with laughter

>彼を信用できますか?
>いいえ、彼は私たちが持つ最高のチャンスです

KINO

im not a hothead you dumbo

im legit praising you, i've seen your threads before...

i like them :)

>and your other doggie

Kek

>driving a car in New York in the rain
>smoooooooth sax starts playing

I like them too

>wtf i love FAS now

>he's fresh out of the academy. Young, dumb and full of cum.

>LONDON IS CALLING FROM A FAR AWAY TOWN
>movie was filmed in Vancouver

here's a retarded question from a retarded fucking faggot:

what is the difference between the FBI and CIA?

>what's the Password?
>see framed photo of dog on his desk
>password: desk

>like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

the fbi is generally more nationally focused and the CIA internationally, but they have a fair amount of overlap and complain about each others' budgets all the time

FBI: detectives
CIA: spies

t. 10 year old me

>Are you gonna take me to the boss or do I have to find him myself?

Look I was there the first time this started years ago!

I'm the only one who knows how he thinks, what he'll do next, if I'm off the case you'll bever solve it.

I owe it to my wife, and all the others who will suffer if that guy isn't stopped.

FBI is DOJ federal cops

CIA is DOD civilian army

>its going to need to be bigger
>like this?
>bigger.
>........ like this?
>MUCH BIGGER

>Wait, I thought you were gonna bring backup
>I am the backup!

>gangster scene
>protagonist says something which insults the mob boss
>entire room falls silent
>everyone's expecting the protagonist to get chewed out
>suddenly the boss starts laughing
>everyone else in the room starts nervously laughing with him

>I like this kid, he's got balls

>bad cop enters room
>do you know what they do to pretty boys like you in the can?
>it's okay i grew up with 7 brothers

>Rape scene comes on
>Younger sister bites lip

>driving car in New York
>EY I'M WALKIN' HERE

>Younger sister bites lip
>Rape scene happens

>sir you need to take a look at that
>what is it
>he didint move for like 12 hours
>what? what kind of fuckin drugs does this freak take?
>i dont know sir *chuckle* but we might be sooner off the case as we tought

>Antagonist/evil guy is in position to kill protagonist
>suddenly kills one of his own henchmen instead

>being chased by cops going 100+mph
>"uhhhh we've got company"
>UP SHIFT
>now travelling twice as fast
>"they're gaining on us"
>UP SHIFT
>now travelling twice as fast
>"drive faster"
>"ive got this"
>UP SHIFT
>now travelling twice as fast
>continue upshifting until eventually hitting 100% speed of light
>"looks like we lost them just in time

...

...

>When do you need this done, sir?
>Yesterday

Give me one reason to go outside
What is there even to do out there?

[banter stops]

>"I'll have to hack the mainframe"
>keystroke
>"It's encrypted!"
>keystroke keystroke
>"I'm in."

>how do we know we can trust you?
>you don't!

>Ok, now explain it in english
>Ok, now explain it in spanish
>Ok, now take my hand
>Ok, now we're married

>egghead sticks a pencil through a folded piece of paper
>"In English Doc!"

this was so fucking stupid in breaking bad

>"Wait for my signal"
>"Okay, whats the signal?"
>"You'll know it when you see it"

>protagonist getting chased by henchman
>"THAT'S THE SIGNAL! THAT'S THE SIGNAL!"

>conflict could easily be resolved if Character A would just allow Character B to speak for 10 seconds
>Character B can't get a few words in before Character A interrupts them with "I don't want to hear it!"

>Is it because I'm BLACK?

>there's no time to explain!
>can be explained in one sentence

>Dougie, what about the FBI????
>I AM THE FBI!

I mean really, hollywood?

>"Cole! My office, now!"

>"What's up, chief."

>"What's up, you say. I'll tell you what's up. You being a pain in my ass, that's what's up. Your latest stunt cost the city $2 million! You wrecked five cars, three bikes, two helicopters and an old lady's hip!"

>"I did what I had to to to catch the bastards who killed my partner!"

>"I don't care! I got the D.A. so far up my ass I taste his cologne when I'm eating out my wife! You're a loose cannon and I've been ordered to get your gun and badge!"

>"Fine."

>"And your other gun! The feds are taking over the case."

>"That's such bullshit, chief! I'm so close to nailing this guy I can almost taste it! You can't pull me off now!"

>"You don't play by the rules, but you're the best we got. I can't ignore the order, but I can delay it."

>"Give me 24 hours."

>"You have 12. And not more goddamn stunts."

>"I'll do my best."

>"How do I know I can trust you on that."

>"You can't."

>party or bar scene
>BRASS MONKEY THAT FUNKY MONKY

fuck

>and your OTHER agency

PREVIOUSLY ON 24

>cut to new scene
>"and the rabbit says, 'well, do you have any carrots'"
>everyone laughs

nice

you forgot the frog

God damn I love these threads

Kino

>We can't do this, it's against the rules!
>Rules were meant to be broken

dumb frogposter

>and your other frogposter

>comic relief group of animated animals
>party song from 10-15 years ago comes on
>start dancing in tandem and singing in high pitch chipmunkesque voices
Hahahahahahahahajahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>Any last words?
>Yeah, yours

>Ya got spunk kid, I like that!

>I'm not locked in here with you, You are locked in here with me.