To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil

To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.

>>>>>> Don't

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Nigger.

Nigger

no one is considering emigrating to brazil

>emigrating to brazil

hahaha who the fuck would even do this

not an argument

Nigger

no one is thinking of moving to Brazil bro, chill out. Your shit sucks.

>Anyone considering emigrating to Brazil

Don't worry, no one is.

People who went to the olympics could barely tolerate your shirty country for a few weeks let alone live there.

>considering emigrating to Brazil

it never get old

Nigger.

Brazil is a holiday destination at best.

And thats only if you REALLY think a nice view here and there is worth risking contracting zika and being mugged/beheaded

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We do not behead people

Quit forcing this meme.

Why the fuck would I emigrate to country populated by monkeys?

>12.we got zika aids and crime

Nigger.

Europeans. Every time there's a large conflict happening in Europe they come here, it has been like this for centuries, and last time it happened was at 2WW, the father of my grandfather was arrested simply because he didn't speak portuguese and only spoke Italian

Wasnt someones severed head found on a beach a couple of weeks ago?

Stop posting this shit everyday, no one wants to go to your country to listen to your disgusting language

Stale copy pasta, originally for Switzerland. Keeps getting reposted by Brazil fags for some reason.

Literally nobody wants to go to Brazil. We all know it's a shithole. This is not just bantz. Your country is a crime-infested, shitskin wasteland.

>sage

At least we will last for more than 10 years

>last time it happened was at 2WW

That was the only time.

>considering emigrating to Brazil

At least pic related girl likes our cock

12) your fucking Brazil

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_immigration_to_Brazil#First_period:_1820-1876

2 seconds research....

>tfw family is from Brazil
>tfw already have dual citizenship
>tfw no desire to go there anyways

Wow you are one dumb monkey

>We will not let you build your fake god kike church
based

>implying yours is better

>#5

Holy shit, you cannot be serious. The only education you Dago cunts have got is adding babies and subtracting bullets from your dead relatives that corrupt cops have shot

This
Might as well consider emigration to India

>Pedro II
Democracy for you guys was a mistake. Monarchy when?

Soon
shut up potato nigger

We can't emigrate to Brazil? Shit. Can we at least have some of your water?

Well thats me told, epic comeback, way to prove my point Pedro

Why would anyone ever want to consider emigrating to Brazil? You completely fucked up the Olympics, so now even normies hate you.

Not sure why anyone would like to emigrate to Brazil.

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black cock that is?

> WW3 begins
> USA, Europe and half of Asia becomes a dangerous battleground
> muuh i dont want to die
> heads up to monkey land

I am posting this thread BECAUSE of this.

daily reminder that Brazil is over 50% black

But Brazil is ALREADY a dangerous battleground. Your police are just another gang.

That's a lie, we are 8% black, 40% pardo (white/indigenous usually) and the rest looks white.

Maybe I'll visit Brazil one day.
I'm from the North of Scotland and I hate any weather over 15 degrees. I like winter and cold weather.
Frost and snow is my favourite. Especially dry frost. It sparkles in pale sunshine. Beautiful.

Heat and humidity smash me hard. When I feel cold, I'll put the heating on, and have a nice warm bath and some soup.
Anything over about 15 degrees and I feel terrible. -6 to 10 is in my comfy zone. Pic is the weather just now. It's a bit too warm for night time.

Yeah make sure to come to our capital Buenos Aires.

How many toes have you got per foot? Its more than 5, right?

Make sure you don't got to capitals or big cities, especially Rio de Janeiro

Uh...isnt your capital Brasília?

my city is very comfy m8 (86% white)
Brazil isn't "Rio de Janeiro"

Our best capital city is still Buenos Aires.
t. Ahmed
What is your city? Mine's 92%

>You lack the education to compete with locals

Absolute top draw banter. Really made me think.

Keep up the lie. Maybe one day you will get a white man to want to come to your shithole of a country so you can rob him blind the second he gets off the plane :^)

Who in their right mind would consider coming to this anus of the world you call Brazil?

>Brazil isn't "Rio de Janeiro"

That was my point too

No no, it's Buenos Aires indeed

Even LABIA doesn't like you, BR. Literally hang yourself.

Had it not been for you eurocucks ruining literally the safest and most stable country in all Africa back in 2011, my rejection wouldn't be as hurtful.

I couldn't even point to your country on a map if my life depended on it. Don't flatter yourself, no one cares about your country either.

That only goes to show how peaceful our lives were you motherfuckers.

fucking globalists ruined your butt and most of the middle east and when shit hits the fan they will fucking come here

8 toes per foot and six fingers on each mutated hand.
Do you want a fight, cunt?
I'll fucking wreck you lad. Say that to my face and not over the internet etc.

I don't care, if I would need to emigrate to your shit country I would do, and even then I would give as a european person more benefit the you local shitfaces.

I like to shitpost using the Union Jack.
Huehuehuehuehuehueh

Why the hell would anyone want to move to Brazil anyways?

>implying people are thinking of moving to Brazil

captain sweden got all exited, hm?

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.

So no-one.

Yeah, because being killed and mutilated by drug dealers in a slum in Mexico is such a white and developed way to die! Your country is sure better than that shithole full of monkeys, right, Juan?

I work in infectious diseases research and am thinking about moving to Central or South America at some point, but even I wouldn't want to move to Brazil. So get bent.

theguardian.com/world/2011/nov/17/brazil-census-african-brazilians-majority

>Brazil census shows African-Brazilians in the majority for the first time

>Preliminary results show 50.7% of Brazilians now define themselves as black or mixed race compared with 47.7% whites

Is this satire?

No one wants to migrate to Brazil. The ones who do were just too poor to afford a trip to the US.

Also, almost any immigrant source has a better population than the native mutts. I'd take 100 Syrians before accepting a single carioca in my city.

>carioca
what is a "carioca" ?

lol nobody was considering it. Your country sucks.

hand
a rio native

>To anyone considering emigrating to Brazil.

Yeah. No one wants to do that though.

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i dont think brazilians are much better then those savage mudslimes.