Who would win, Sup Forums?

Who would win, Sup Forums?

John Kys

Whoever wins, YOU would get your asshole gaped and raped and then shot between the eyes like the dirty fucking nigger animal you are. Fucking stupid faggot bitch.

Unironically Matrix

john wick killed three men in a bar with a pencil. a fucking pencil.

John Wick simply because none of those other movies have hyped their protagonists as much as John Wick has. Baba Yaga this, sheer fucking will that. Although he wouldn't do well outside a city environment. In the jungle it would come down between Rambo and Matrix, with Matrix coming out the victor. I don't remember Equilibrium that well so maybe he's strong too

>blue penis's your path

What is John Smith from?

John Preston knows gun-kata. He knows the exact bullet trajectories to maximize lethality and dodge any incoming fire. He's fucking invincible.

>I don't remember Equilibrium that well
Gun fu, and he always checks dubs.

Speaking of which

this

>no john connor

Dropped!

The audience

Probably the one that can do this.

Why did they wait until he was done shooting to fall down

What's going on with dubs in this thread?

simply beautiful

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>people really thought this was cool at one point

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>no john snow

Does he have grapeshot in those guns?

Take my (you) you absolute madman

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Hory sheeeet

Because fuck you, that's why.

woah

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best part

horizontal apex boat

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kek

Check these out

feeble attempt

take your hate speech back to pol

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no

No john constantine
No johny mnemonic

Step your john game up

>no Shaft
white boi pls

Bravo

No, bravo to you

Drunken Billionaire Gets Trips

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All the money on muh boi!

That's cause it's spelled Jon you dumb sand skank poster