Shmaily Reminder that Australian men have the smallest dicks out of all the Anglo nations...

Shmaily Reminder that Australian men have the smallest dicks out of all the Anglo nations. Aussie women would rather have the big abo cock instead of some small straya dick.

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Whites BTFO
Asians confirmed hung as fuck

It's all thanks to Trudeau

Not even the american's with their niggers can compete

>india
>6.30"
if we are talking about cm, then MAYBE. otherwise pic related is bullshit.

no actual info, typical leaf

>India
>Anglo

newsflash leaf, 4 out of 5 of those countries are predominately white

friendly reminder length doesn't matter and it's all about girth

Thank god I'm Canadian. What a glorious feel.

>girth is better

How to out yourself as a dicklet: say girth is better.

Praise kek .

lol no

:D

>average size according to women

Leaf/Roo shitposting war to end all shitposting wars when?

all the Aussies are asleep except me and I could still take them

Sorry wang pei

No wonder white women worship black dicks.

Why US smaller than Canada.. are they factoring in all the BBC in us?

Mexicans

>meme image
>no source
>assuming that women, who have no dicks, can remember how big men's dicks are and that men, who actually have dicks, must be exaggerating

cancer-tier image

WTF you have such big cups for soda in your mcdonalds?

Yes and no. If you're packing sub six inches it's stupid to brag about your girth.

Also
>trusting women for an even close estimate of anything

They give you a cup based on penis size, this is the average African cup.

>Average size according to women

Kek, like the dumb cunts in Australia know what an inch is, they would struggle with centometres

>men are better than women at approximating length by eye sight alone

user, men are no better, men are probably even worst because they will always over exaggerate their size. Men only have an advantage in that they can take the time to measure their own dick with a ruler.

Centimetres

India
what a kek

I've been with 7 men and nobody was above 6.

(you)

>tfw your knob is only 6.25"
>more than half an inch under country average
i would move to australia but i dont want to die to poisonous animals, ravenous animals, drunk animals, or heat stroke.

SHART

>According to women
lmao

Alright Sup Forums, how big are your dicks?


6 1/2 inches long
5 1/2 girth

>tfw you're white and bigger than the congo

poo

Above average, Congo-level piece, British (and 1/4th German) gent reporting in!

Feels good!

8 inches long
5.8 inch girth

needless to say, I'm asian

Don't get me started man, I order a fucking medium and it's huge, some combos don't even have small options.

the joke

you

Goddamn chinks stealing muh Canadian land and now our above average dick sizes.

>tfw no wymin want my 7 inch burger cock

watch out user, we're gonna start stealing the white canadian women too.

Women think a 6.5" cock is 8". They have no idea.

Speaking from experience, obviously (and no I didn't argue).

global average, rrrr you mean britain

all the other aussies are asleep because they either stayed up too late doing math homework or kept huffing on that good ol' unleaded

get proactive, wear tight jeans, get chubs and go to a bar you sperg

Reminder that citing dick size as being relevant to anything is John Oliver liberal manbabby tier and not worthwhile political shitposting
1/10 you'll learn

no

Isn't that just how much shit they talk?
Aussie shitposting culture will naturally make the men exaggerate quite a lot, while the cunts shit talk the men.

And Canada's a bunch of overly polite pansies.

im glad i measured my dick for this

virgins detected

what do you think takes up space and gives a woman pleasure by rubbing against the insides of the vagina?

thickness.

>cuckold nation attempting to shittalk

Who hasn't measured their own dick? And how many more men deal with measurements in their everyday life? Do you think a women that's trying to estimate the size in a dark room with it in her mouth who never measures anything, in a foreign unit of length. Does that sound accurate?

The only point you have is men will lie

Thanks for deciphering that dumb cunt, I'm sure no one knew what I was trying to say.

At like 15 cm and up it does matter a lot, but if you're any less, your biggest problem is going to be your length, though I guess having a thin short dick would be grounds for suicide.

And how's your political climate?
Do you even have a anticuck party?

Having average penis is literally the best.

Most women can't handle a massive bearcock, well, at least if you want to go to poundtown.

If you have a big dick and you're going to poundtown on that puss, just know that's a whore you're fuckin'.

of course user, long dicks are already girthy. small dick anons only have girth, that's why we make fun of them.

bragging about girth is like bragging about having a small dick.

trust me man, you try estimating length without a ruler, you'll fail every time.

keep trying cuck, bend over for that refugee dick

average is 5" to 6".

Oz doesn't stack up "down under" according to OPs pic though

Leave Australia alone.

> long dicks are already girthy.
except they're not, but maybe you have more experience with dicks

honestly, it doesn't matter because you're a virgin and have no idea what you're talking about.

s.korean stat is bullshit

korean-penis.blogspot.ca/

>according to women

As if women actually know how big the dick penetrating them is

>except they're not

sorry user, I got a long dick myself long dicks are always gonna be girthier than chodes. you probably got some measily 5.2 inch girth or some shit and bragging about it.

I guess average then, at that point girth. Though to be fair, length at some point makes the whole thing uncomfortable, but girth is what usually gets them revved up and screaming during the sex.

dat modesty doe

>according to women

oh it's India, not us. Those pencil dick cunts are not 6 inches. This is clearly Indian propaganda.

The premise of the photo doesn't even make sense anyway desu.

Why would she be in some beater piece of shit car dressed like a pleb with a McDonalds soda? She's from a wealthy political family.

The "fucking a nignog" bit is pretty believeable though. She is French after all.

very long length is good for show and blow jobs for actual sex is pretty shit since you can't put the entire thing in and end up hitting her cervix

uk.askmen.com/daily/sex_tips_400/432_average-penis-size.html

>13.12 cm

netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a2309/facts-about-penis-size/

>mean length appears to be 5.88 inches

nhs.uk/Livewell/penis-health/Pages/penis-size.aspx

>5.16 inches

22cm

Can't remember girth.

that is just whores competing for the biggest dongs

I don't get it

you're either a virgin or you make sex unpleasant for women.

>be 14 once upon a time
>know a slut of the same age who claims all her boyfriends have never been below 9"
>after getting over the initial jealous silence, I tell her to show me with her hands how long they were
>about 6"
women are spatially retarded

around 5 - 6 inches is average iirc

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The only thing that proves is that our woman have the most cavernous vaginas.

>muh dick

mods = fags

girth is all you got fam_ and it's not even that girthy to begin with

nothing to brag about unless it's more than 5.5 inches.

This is fucking horseshit. I consider my dick small enough and it's 7.1" in length. So I refuse to believe that the average in america and pretty much every other country is shorter than mine.

Someone post the Big Canadian Cock memes

>hey girl, mind if I repeatedly hit your cervix with my dick?

all you have is bragging rights. nothing more.

>according to women

That, right there, is reason enough to completely throw this out. I once had a girl who thought I was 8 inches, I'm like 7 at best. Women are absolutely shit at spatial reasoning.

POO

>rationalizing

...

stay thin user, you brag about your girthy dick, but it's thinner than mine not to mention shorter.

if hitting the cervix is such a big deal, us long guys can just wear a depth limiter. pic related.

god you're such a fag

I like how you don't even try to despite you're a virgin. This thread is so dumb.

YES HELLO EMERGENCY SERVICES?

I'VE BEEN STABBED

YES THE BLADE FELT LIKE IT WAS ABOUT 9 INCHES LONG

so you resort to fedora posting?

stay small user

:^)

Reminder that you need both.

>tfw 6 x 6

not such a great length but a decent girth

Yeah the UK is populated mostly by shitskins

far beyond decent m8

>brags about a dick size that will make sex for a woman uncomfortable and painful
>is a virgin so he doesn't know

this is like having a Ferrari in the garage and never driving it lmao

None of us needed to see that

caring about dick size is slaving yourself to the vaginal jew