Japan, please explain yourselves

Japan, please explain yourselves.
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Why is there so much weird shit from Japan?

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Some people want live as little girls, get over it.

You think he fucks those two girls regularly?

The music is actually kinda nice

>ywn dress like a maid and stuff japanese girls
why even

Yes you're right, why the fuck is Japan making music like this when they could have their own version of Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber?

Chill out OP, it's obviously just some silly shit made for fun.

I dunno but the War did a number on them. They've been weird as shit ever since. Not that I mind.

Obligatory Polandball related.

This one too

>the guy in the middle

Hey, it's relevant again, it even covers common core math.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ef2pY88PXKs

the black haired grill is such a cutie

Amazing. Never change Nippon.

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>weird shit
/jp/ here. Fuck you.

lel she is actually just 15.

so she was probably 13-14 in that video

never change japan you madman

Jewpan...Am I right?

They've always been batshit nuts, but getting nuked changed them from dangerously psychotic to lovably kooky and mostly harmless.

>girl on the right
These bitches aren't even legal and you make them pose like this.

fuckkkkkk

>Why is there so much weird shit from Japan?
Because stark cultural differences make everything they do seem weird and strange to you. I'm sure Japan looks at most western humor through the same lens.

It's called entertainment. Pretty sure we have stuff which is just as weird if not more what with Western reality TV.

Shit, now I wanna ask a Jap if they think Hoarders is a weird show.

one might ask, is it Japan that is crazy or the rest of the world?

hnng

i'm not a weeb but japs a cute

Fuck off ahmed.

Just because you have repressed sexual fantasies doesn't mean everyone is as unbalanced as you.

Sweet baby Jesus, that is perfection

the other one is like 14 and stll continues to make u15 gravure as well

>tfw my mindset is slowly becoming more and more japanese every day

So this is how japanese people perceieve the world...

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rie_Kaneko

She is 18 though, the other one is 15.

>he thinks he's balanced
>on Sup Forums
You should close those /d/ threads user, your parents might catch you.

Goddamn his legs are nice

Sup Forums can I have your opinion on this japanese song

youtube.com/watch?v=5QfrrL1nZOw

my red pill senses are tingling in these lyrics

It is an excellent portrayal of the world as seen by autists.

>my mindset is slowly becoming more and more japanese every day
Go teach English in Japan then and look at how fast they make fun of the white piggu who thinks he is like them

>yfw this guy is an aussie

you should look into Hatsune Miku

youtu.be/CiS7e94OG-8

>Spanish/flip mother
Probably a rare instance of one of these gravure girls/idols that will actually develop natural big tits.

The dude is sexier than the jap girls desu no homo

>become a teacher

who would do this?

i will work in japan eventually but why teach? holy shit that's such a retarded idea

i couldn't think of working with children, let alone japanese ones

nothing kills your future prospects more than becoming a teacher let me tell you

Japan has an extremely high population, allowing for a lot of weird shit to happen. It is also very -- enterprising, meaning weird shit is often deliberate and business-like. It also already has a reputation for fuckery, so stuff like this is both more easily noticed (as people are looking for it) and spreads easier (memes).

Plus, confirmation bias.

autismus maximus
but also kinda neat

>women making music that caters to a niche demographic for guaranteed cash flow from sweaty neet coffers

just like babymetal desu
business is business user, nothing redpilled about it

Is this a weeb song thread?
youtube.com/watch?v=h3wKKWFMWLw

No.

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Fuck Hatsune Miku

there's no future in that community

China how did you get over your firewall?

>Rei Kuromiya
>黒宮れい

>autists
>autismus

So, thinking philosophically is considered "Autism" by this generation

placing value in things like emotion...

hmm.

That's awesome

Because you martsharters nuked them from being a culture of warrior farmers to an entire nation of sexually repressed little emasculated accountants traveling to and from their 12 hour work day crunching numbers and building technology for the West and their only relief anymore is reading their hentai mangas on the train during transit as their women are either shrill little shrews with frogface or porn/pop stars they can never lay a hand on.

>So, thinking philosophically is considered "Autism" by this generation
No, philosophical thinking IS autistic this generation.

You ever heard Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins open their mouths?

Autism.

Hello

I wish to have sex with little jap girls

Thank you

>tfw you will never play in a death metal band with two underage Japanese girls while wearing a servants outfit.

Why even live?

So this is the difference between western thinking and asian thinking

Right here

Western Individualism. It's nothing but trash.

>Trying to call out fellow britbong.
>Projecting this hard.
I am ashamed to call you a countryman, jamal.
kys, faggot.

Harris and Dawkins are shitty individualists you turbotard.

Wow, metal is gay as hell.

Why do you hate on the poor Aussie who's just trying to express his shitposting irl?

This really made me think about my life choices

I endured one minute before shutting it down out of embarrassment.

Do me a favor

Watch this rap battle

youtube.com/watch?v=0N_RO-jL-90

All of your Western Philosophers are shit

Why did it take you so long to respond to me, user?

It was because you were closing all your tabs like a good little boy, wasn't it?

Well, you did the right thing. Wouldn't want to miss out on those tendies, would you?
Plato was a collectivist. Voltaire was not a philosopher, unless you're a thirteen year old on /r/libertarian. Nietzsche -- Nietzsche was a complicated faggot.

So what's your point?

honorary aryans
god bless you squinty fucks

>i will work in japan eventually
no you won't

In Japan cross-dressing/trans are a joke or considered comedy, seeing a "tall" male dress up as a lady is seen as non-threatening and is just for entertainment

tl;dr nothing to see here senpai

Japan really isn't that weirder then countries like America. It's just that we've not used to their kind of weirdness.

Wait aphex twin created another project?
When he will ever stop?

>LADYBABY Thread
>mfw when no Rei Kuromiya Gravure pictures or videos.

Seriously, just google her name or better youtube Rei Kuromiya. Gravure modeling all legal babyyy.

It's most likely radiation.
Though it worked out pretty well.

I didn't have a point in posting that. I just wanted to link that video. It's the best rp battle

However, getting back to the point..

I'm beginning to hate MODERN WESTERN thinking. Individualism. It's just...

People aren't respecting their friends
People aren't respecting their family
People aren't respecting their co-workers
People aren't respecting their peets
People aren't respecting anybody

Individualism, the kind in play right now, has breeded this selfish mentality, where everything is taken at face value.

There's no thought process behind anything happening, people make mistakes every day because of it.

I need to move to a society founded on respect. People actually care for eachother. That sort of mindset...I feel like that's the way to go in life...

Japan, please explain this.

youtube.com/watch?v=xk5iBBEZTPA

Modern philosophy is entrenched in collectivism. Look at humanism, faggot -- look at this "charity" culture, look at how we expect Bill Gates to behave, look at how we decide our morals ("whatever helps the most people the most!!!"), look at how we scoff at China and their culture of individualism.

No. We need to be a great deal more individualistic. Actually, that's a lie. We don't need to be anything.

>20 minutes.
>"Long".
>Totally not just because I don't obsessively refresh the same page waiting for a (you)
Wow, you're right, you really are unbalanced.

Now do me a favour and jump into the Thames.

Is a Brit trying to tell me he knows something about respect?

I'm sorry, i'm talking to the No Taxation without Representation fuckers, right? And the country that single-handely told the EU to fuck off?

Your country is just as stained in individualism as mine.

How many layers of irony is that video on?

>y-you're really unbalanced!
>no I'm not mad...

Now, it's a little late, and I know you have school tomorrow, so your mum and I think you really ought to go to bed.
Brexiteers were either nationalists or socialists, neither of which are traditionally known for their individualism. Democracy itself is among the least individualist institutions there is. I'd expect an American to have worked that out by now, but I guess not.

Forgetting partisan policites for a moment and looking at it from a societal standpoint, yeah, British society is a bit more open-minded than American society

Here in America, music LIKE THIS IS MAINSTREAM

youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

youtube.com/watch?v=CTb0rJC5-EM

This is literally what my country listens to. This is the mindset my country has adopted.

I don't know a thing about british music but please tell me you understand my suffering.

I live in a country with whose mindset I don't agree with.

lol I kinda liked it

>This is literally what my country listens to. This is the mindset my country has adopted.
People used to visit the music halls, user. But I'm sure you were born in #lewronggeneration.

Pop music is not a good indicator of cultural morals. And both of those videos you linked have worse than average like:dislike ratios, besides.

>He called me unbalanced, oh what will I do?
>Oh I know, I'll use the "I'm sleeping with your mum" joke. Works every time!
Now now, Jamal. Just because you're being bullied doesn't mean you need to project onto anyone else.

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Not one nip has come to the thread wtf

then what IS a good indicator of cultural morals, user?

>if I greentext someone's post, I become a master of le trolling
Ebin.
>stop projecting!
>--person who I am sure is being bullied!
Simply ebin.

are those lyrics translated correctly? Fucking halarious

>Yousei Teikoku
Funfact: They got a full band and went metal as fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=Sr7hSCtcd6Y

Philosophical works -- both legitimate, and the ramblings of shitty bloggers.

I was going by blogs, newspaper articles (Guardian and Times &c.), post-modernism, and so on.

It's shit, partially because it's collectivist, mostly because it's spooked.

>calls out greentexting while greentexting
DEEPER

Does nothing for me.

Looks like a less hairy Turkroach.

that's what ur mum said last night lol

>japan is so weird haha XD
fuck off retard

What was it they said about throwing stones in glass houses, Jamal?

t. Stefonknee

That was absolutely fantastic.

Literally living the dream.

I'm so proud of that man.

That's nothing, kid. Watch this:

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERKIKE

haha japan is so wacky

haha theyre frikkin nuts

>the sentence "ice cream scream" in Japanese is literally ice cuream sucreamu

Are asians really this useless at originality that they have to copy fucking everything from Europeans, even their own language?

the guy is australian
AUSTRALIA EXPLAIN YOURSELF

babymetal's still infinitely better to be honest with you family

youtube.com/watch?v=qVdBBOpSoN4