DENTAL PLAN

DENTAL PLAN

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PLAN DENTAL

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DENTAL PLAN!!!!!!!!

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DENTAL PLAN

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Before Homer got back the DENTAL PLAN and got Lisa decent braces, the dentist had already made Lisa some extra teeth out of her jawbone.

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Mr Burns unsurprisingly suffers from erectile disfunction. Quite common with a man of his advanced age. Fortunately this hasn't impeded Burn's gay sex life. Thanks to his employee and lover Mr Smithers.Smithers introduced Montey Burns to the technique of "gentrial stuffing" a alternative to normal intercourse. Initially Mr Burns was dismayed by what his partner was telling him. Undaunted, the ever faithful assistant, Smithers gently grabbed hold of Mr Burns genitals around the base. His grib simulating the effects of a cock-ring forces blood to the penis and testicles helping to harden them for pentration. Finally, Smithers,still griping tightly, directs Burn's engorged genitals into his gaping anus, stuffing penis and balls in together until all are submerged. The tight fit ensures stimulation for both partners without unintentional pullout/fallout/ during intercourse.

It may surprise many younger people to learn that this technique is often used in elderly couples. The act of stuffing is actually encouraged by medical physicians as a safe alternative to drug medication such as Viagra, Mr Smithers had used stimulants during sex before. Drugs such as poppers, viagra, muscle relaxers, cocaine, bath-salts, methamphetamines, angel dust, and the gay street drug suppository containing a blend of estrogen, xanax, and MDMA also known as "Swishy-Sweets". These were nothing new to Mr. Smithers.

Knowing the health risks drugs like these can potentially pose, Smithers consulted with his physician, Dr Hibbert for possible safe alternatives to medication to solving his sexual dilemma. Dr Hibbert introduced Mr. Smithers to the technique of genital stuffing. Smithers can now ride cow-girl with confidence, and renewed vigor, thanks to genital stuffing!
Next time, Smither and Burns try fisting.

>Next time, Smither and Burns try fisting.

edge of my seat with anticipation

robocop, what is he?

robocop
robocop

WHERE DOES HE COME FROM?

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