Why couldn't we have Kiara? Why do we instead have a one-dimensional humorless social justice warrior and his Diverse and Tolerant troupe who prance about the Pridelands shaming and moral-fagging on all the other animals?
>"You drank water?! How DARE you! Didn't you think about all the helpless creatures whose home you're LITERALLY DESTROYING?!"
>"What else were we supposed to do? Die?"
>"LITERALLY YES."
>*calls on his spirit daddy to make the bad animals go away by screaming at the top of his lungs*
>Ono: *WHOO WHOO* RED ALERT RED ALERT! Some Hyenas are literally MURDERING helpless animals and eating them!
>Kion: Carnivores eating other animals?! LION GUARD, ASSEMBLE!
>*calls on his spirit daddy to make the bad animals go away by screaming at the top of his lungs*
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
But no, I think this is the best summary of The Lion Guard I have ever seen.
Oliver Hughes
>wanting a female lead >after Korra
Never ever.
Adrian Carter
>I want a lion loli MC Admit it, fucker.
Dominic Campbell
I've only seen a little bit of this show but I can't handle Kion's voice acting.
Nicholas Rogers
>>after Korra
user, not all cartoons are made by the same people.
Leo Baker
>watching shows for preschoolers
Robert Brooks
That's what makes it worse. This show is preaching absolutely terrible values and morals.
I understand young kids tend not to retain anything from cartoons other than strange later-life fetishes, but on this single issue I don't believe the OP is a fag.
Nathan Foster
>being such a bad parent that you would allow strangers to teach values to your kids with cartoon lions
Seriously, did anyone expect Lion Guard to be good on any level?
Blake Parker
>grown adults literally watching cartoons
Oliver Powell
>literally
Elijah Scott
>1998 was 40 years ago
Luis Lewis
Op do you really think this sort of thing is new in cartoons? Just how young are you?
Henry Reed
>watch episode called Can't Wait to be Queen >about Kiara being left in charge in of the pride lands when Simba and Nala go out of town >show is a musical, so I expect to see a retooled version of Can't Wait to Be King sung by Kiara >instead get song by Zazu for no reason
this show wastes opportunities
William Walker
You'd think the show would at least used Kiara more. Or have an episode where its just Kion and Kiara fighting like siblings should.
Daniel Murphy
>other than strange later-life fetishes
Trying to figure out what Blues Clues primed me for
William Gray
actually no, your incorrect. Anthropologist student here, we have studies that show that a large portion of your identity is formed before your first five years are up, and that parents actually have a relatively small role in teaching their children. That cartoon will affect your child's world view.
Levi Lee
>Defending Zira Do you have some sort of disorder or you just secretly have a fetish for Kiara?
Jose Gomez
>fetish for Kiara? >Sup Forums
Think you mispelled Vitani
Evan Phillips
You know you're on Sup Forums, right?
Owen Foster
There have been three Lion Guard threads today. Even now, discussion here is happening when the 201 reply thread is about to die. Weird.
Jacob Roberts
well, in user's defense. Sup Forums didn't give a shit about this show until they brought back our waifu
Matthew Rivera
I saw the one from yesterday, what was the other one?
Michael Ross
Somebody made a thread about wanting to shove their cock down Bunga's throat. Surprisingly, it wasn't deleted and was allowed to archive peacefully.
Dominic Fisher
That bugs me. In the movie, both when she's a child and adult, Kiara shows no interest in her role as future Queen. But in the series, she's really god damn snooty about it.
Jordan Howard
that lioness lying on her back is making me curious about the show
Parker Barnes
She is her father's daughter and her mother's son
Samuel Johnson
Zuri, one of Kiara's friends. She seems more like a hanger-on who just wants to use Kiara to get perks. She has a bratty personality. The other lioness is Tiifu, who is bubbly and practically adores the ground Kiara walks on. Here's a clip with them.
How do you think she felt when Kovu marries her waifu?
Chase Miller
Maybe she went after Vitani?
Nathaniel Sanchez
She was probably too busy getting fucked by Simba at that point.
John Mitchell
>Implying both just dont get added to Kovu's Harem.
Jason Bennett
>Preschool shows.
Bentley Evans
Kovu doesn't seem like a Harem type. If anything, he seems kinda dweebish
Connor Perry
Guy is voiced by Max Goof. Did Max have a harem?
Elijah Reed
Korra is sexy as fuck
lousy bait
Zachary Rogers
lol wtf
Ayden Perez
Fine, Kiara is adding another to the harem.
Austin Thompson
Yea, Jake and the Neverland Pirates. It struck me as odd at first. Then I realized they're more of the rapey kinda pirates than the plunder and pillaging kind
Evan Murphy
But Lions do harems user.
Caleb King
Being Simba must feel pretty shitty.
>Daughter fucks an outlander >Son fucks a hyena
Jace Reyes
And a King who eats bugs instead of prey
Hunter Bennett
>it's important to be understanding and tolerant, we are all part of a great circle of life and sometimes that means one kind of animal will eat another kind of animal, and that's okay because that's just how they're built and they are still an important part of the ecosystem >except for [insert species here]. fuck them because every one of them is pure evil garbage and deserve to be put down
I hate it when kids shows do this. Pic related does it with seagulls. Now I don't like seagulls because they admittedly are aggressive and its not bad to teach little kids to watch out for them, but the hypocrisy behind painting just one species as the evil bad guys while all the other cuter carnivorous animals are considered a-okay is just dumb.
Andrew Sanchez
The Lion Guard establishes that it's more about the disenfranchised class taking more than their fair share. Overhunting. Hell, in one episode, Kion agrees to let two hyenas live in the pride lands. They were only interested in scavenging, admittedly, but hyenas hunt as well.
Aiden King
Shows with animals are really schizophrenic about carnivorous animals. If the carnivores are evil, they're still treated as scumbags or worse if they scavenge.
Carson Sullivan
This degeneracy will lead to the destruction of the Pridelands.
Camden Hughes
Maybe these shows should just *not use* carnivorous animals. Since everything has to be black and white (read: simple) just avoid issues where there might be gray areas (e.g. complex).
Ayden Jenkins
Hey /lgg/, where can I get decent HD rips of the eps? Is there a lion guard equivalent of yayponies?
Brandon Ortiz
>implying Star VS. isn't top tier
Austin Sanders
*cough* MLP *cough*
Joshua Harris
...
Jaxon Rivera
Unpopular opinion incoming....Kiara has always been a shit tier character. Her movie sucked as her personality was just....being Kovu's cock holster and that's it. She was boring as hell.
On that note, Kovu himself really sucked because he was the BAD kind of emo. Emo characters get ridiculed for whining over nothing and that's why Kovu sucked, his emo "There's darkness in me!" crap was nonsense because he never did a single immoral act. Just a whiner.
I'd take Kion over Kiara any day. He may not have much personality, but they don't need to outright retcon his nature to make Lion Guard work.
Dominic Gomez
>Guy is voiced by Max Goof.
He is? Man I didn't recognize him this time.
Easton Young
Which is why Zootopia is dangerous propaganda. Pfft, women cops being ever capable.
Angel Sanders
where do you think you are
Blake Barnes
Scar was going to make the pridelands great again
Alexander Russell
>*calls on his spirit daddy to make the bad animals go away by screaming at the top of his lungs*
Cooper Sullivan
The logic behind protecting the circle of life makes no sense. Its like guarding the Bee. Maybe they made it up just to keep Kion and his friends from doing something stupid
Aaron Rivera
Bump.
Jayden Wright
Because SJWs are currently in charge of Disney.We need to wait another decade to get rid of them.
Lincoln Sanchez
Well when your brother is the chosen one with ancient magical powers you need something to feel good about yourself.
Nolan Kelly
>says the SUfag
Samuel Nguyen
We can all agree that Fuli is the best character right?
Isaac Scott
Bump.
Easton Hughes
So they mention power made scar evil because it will do the same to Kion right. He grows up to be the villain of Lion King 3
Jason Wright
In the most recent toy series, Disney included this figure as "Battle Fuli". What type of battle is this supposed to be?
Easton Myers
IWTCIBF
Eli Powell
Apparently Seagulls are actually in a bit of trouble now due to lack of food at sea, which is why were seeing more and more inland and in towns.
I'd find it easier to sympathise if I hadn't been aerially mugged for food thrice this year.
Nolan Wood
Her friends are the worst. Christ.
Michael Thompson
They're not so bad.
Joshua Green
Nala is such a milf
Ethan Parker
They're loli lesbian lionesses. What else could you ask out of 'em?
Juan Watson
For art that isn't bad and/or creepy?
Ryan Mitchell
Before that dude came along, there was all of no art of them to start with.
Will take what I can get.
Brandon Anderson
I guess you're right about that.
Isaiah Parker
Last bump. New episode on Friday.
Anthony Jones
I only ever saw one episode of Lion Guard and that was in a doctors waiting room. It's hard to not watch something when you're sat in a chair facing it on a giant screen. The episode I saw did seem like OP said though, there were hyenas trying to catch and eat antelope and the protagonists were trying to stop them. I thought it was a crappy message to tell kids. "Hyenas literally need to eat to survive, but let's stop them."
Jaxson Diaz
hello Eddie
Michael Murphy
Simba's family has a pretty strong no hyenna policy. They're the scapegoats of the pridelands that the kingdom blames all their problems on
Ian Cox
>that episode where Simba mauls the other pride's cubs to death
This is literally on the level of MLP. watching this makes you no better than a brony
Owen Smith
Technically, it's beneath that level, since this was literally made for babies and airs on a preschool block. Say want you want about The Hub, but they were a family network. Things like that and Pound Puppies clearly weren't for babies.
There's Lion Guard diapers, man. At all of the major grocery stores. You can't say that was true for MLP.
Parker Hill
10/10. Would cover in semen again.
Eli Moore
>replying to the shitter
Lincoln Harris
>Not wearing your official Lion Guard diapers as you sit down to watch a comfy episode of The Lion Guard
It's like you guys don't even know how to enjoy sophisticated adult programming.
Daniel Turner
Then you can eep in your Lion Guard bed and have a nice nap.
Easton Robinson
No words can describe how angry I am that this preschool show's animation is this fluid.
Wasn't this one of the shows Sup Forums claimed would be the next MLP?
Leo Reed
Sup Forums said that about a lot of things, so... probably? Problem is, the TV movie was absolute garbage. It was hyped to hell and premiered two months before the show, so most people watched the TV movie and then wrote the series off as a lost cause.
The show is much better than the movie. Best to forget the movie ever happened.
Christian Myers
The hyenas are white people and the lion guard is a diverse cast of non-whites. Lions are black people.
Jose Evans
Beshte and Fuli are the only ones who are black by voice.
Colton Scott
>Implying Marco isn't the lead as much as Star
Brayden Myers
That was before Korra
Justin Morales
At Disney, we call that being color blind
Nolan Sanchez
And it's common people see rated PG or even PG cartoon movies on date night. Multigenerational crap and stuff
Jonathan Hughes
Now kids are misinformed of the word pirating means. Here's a snippet info on pirates.
It could still be a kid show with good values like team work and what not.
Jaxson Lewis
If anything hyenas hunt more than lions. Lions usually are the scavengers, if not scare off other predators like hyenas since they are like tanks in comparison. Its why (like the movie) hyenas go after cubs to remove potential competition. But lions do some royal baby killing too.
Justin Reyes
At least she's likely a princess, high ranking within the clan and good kill rate. Vs that prince of that pride... Have you seen thier territory?