Im coming with you

>im coming with you
>no youre not

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>Give me your pants
>Now give me your other pants

>second sex scene in the same episode

>im coming with you
>do i have a choice?
>no

Your thoughts on Mad Men? I feel like it averaged 3 sex scenes per episode.

>you're out of bullets
>you too

>I work alone

>we need a doctor
>i'm a veterinarian

>we need a doctor
>woof

>I'm coming with you
>no, you're not
>well alright, bye
>... OK, you can come!

>ok time for plan b
>whats plan b?
>RUN

>it ain't me hasn't started playing
>that's what worries me

I love this one
When?

Seen in a few cartoon films and a couple times in arrested development, nice subversion that exposes a lonely character

>We? There's no we!

More like an autistic character
>I'm so cool, edgy and brooding
>w-wait, what do you mean gone?

>No girlfriend, facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat, vine, or even a myspace account
>we're chasing a damn ghost!

>when you think of a good one earlier, forget you thought of it and then remember thinking of it but can't now remember what it was

>it's behind me... Isn't it?

>you think you can beat this guy? He spends 2 hours a day at his computer

never heard this one

I don't think you have a good understanding of how humans interact

>Alright team we'll get him the second he steps outside

y-yeah such a stupid troupe haha

>im
>youre

>"I've heard enough. I'm taking you in!"

>if what you're saying is true...

>in old country we take second gun first then we take first gun

>"b-b-b-be-be-be-behi-"
>For fucks sake, just spit it out!"
>Monster behind them rears up, casting shadow over them
>"b-be-behind you!"
>Monster roars

>Ok, that didn't work
>Do you have a plan b?
>THAT WAS THE PLAN B

>but you died
>I got better

oh shit whaddup

last action hero

>what's your OTHER plan B? *audience laughs*

>that WAS my other plan B

>ok now explain the plan in english

>"Why won't you kill me?!"
>"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster"

>How much ammo do you have left?
>Enough
>*shoots bad guy in the head with one bullet*
>Now I'm out

>classroom setting
>lead character sits next to the window
What's the significance?

>who are you?
>I'm you, but stronger
>NO! You're a monster!
>hehe... you and me are very much alike...
>I would have never killed those people!
>oh but you want to kill me now, don't you?
>and you call yourself a man?
>what is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, but enough talk... have at you!

>not that guy but...
mfw I AM that guy

>gurll hacker
>10/10 who wears glasses and has pink hair

sounds pretty cool actually. is this actually used in a film? if not, start writing user

>Innocent new girl with big bright eyes, holding her books in her arms walks in to class
>"Where should I sit?"
>Strong, independent, white female teacher answers, "Next to the boy you'd like to kiss!"
>girl sits next to main character

Every time

>you're supposed to be dead
>sorry to disappoint

>mc is school age
>gets to the classroom
>everyone is already there and seated
>one seat left

>middle-centre of the class

Pretty sure it was in Mission Impossible 3.

>drop dead, asshole!
>I don't do requests

>female hacker
>dresses in dark clothing
>rides a motorbike

>is lesbian/bisexual
>wears chockers
>wears shit with spikes

>female hacker
>falls in love with nerdy sidekick

>male hacker
>handsome chad in glasses

>you're off the case, hand in your badge and gun
>..and your other badge

>new transfer student
>it's a pretty and shy girl that mc will fall in love with

>is there anything to eat?
>only me

>male hacker
>is fat
>lives in mother's basement
>empty soda cans and cheetos bags all over the floor

oh....ew

>bottles of piss

Donnie Darko?

>female hacker
>funny episode/part where she has to come out onto the field
>manages to be "epic bad ass womyn"
>after thats all over, comes back to computer
>"feels good to be back!"

>you talkin' to me?
>yeah i'm talkin' to you
>oh yeah
>yeah
>mc / villain: hey cut it out. we've got a job to do.

>training montage
>push it to the limit starts playing
>guy running up some steps and doing a few push ups is enough for him to win the fight

>WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINKING?
>I-I didn't think-
>That's right, you didn't.

>furiously typing at the keyboard for 15 seconds
>I'm in!

>fine we'll work together but after this, it's me and you

>male hacker
>dark room
>a dozen monitors flashing random things
>some weird ass metalesque music genre with shrill voices that doesnt actually exist playing

>hacking scene
>literally a loading bar that says "hacking"

>We need a thief
>I know just the woman
>She's the best
>She better be wort... where's my wallet?
>Female character shows up holding a wallet "Lookin' for this?"
>Oh she's good

>'making love' scene
>soft rock music starts playing

>cut to a dark room
>computer beeps
>chad hacker enshrined in shadows sits at the desk
>"no you're not"

>ACCESS DENIED

>female hacker that weighs 95lbs with a winter coat on is getting her starbucks when mc's first meets her
>scumbag male hacker interrupts conversation
>she does some super karate on him and he rolls away
>she goes back to conversation like nothing happened
>scene about to end mc's look at each other and shrug

>big computer malfunctions
>sparks and smoke

>ummm... so did I interupt something?

>hacker plugs in laptop to server
>opens laptop and immediately starts typing

>"he's blocking me!"
>technical nonsense jargon
>banging on the keyboard wildly
>"you're good, I'm better"

>super intelligent hacker: we're being hacked
>normal chad dude pulls out power plug

I feel like people are quoting one, maybe two "hacker" movies, either that or I'm good at avoiding dumb shit and haven't seen the dozens of sources for these stereotypes

This shit is all over those mediocre detective shows.

>types furiously on the keyboard
AVOID THIS

>you've gone soft in your old age
>NOT WHERE IT COUNTS BUDDY

I like these

>character uses computer for whatever purpose (hacking, interfacing)
>doesn't use mouse
>says some shit about writing code

>hacker guy with ten monitor battle station is failing to hack in
>blond female walks in
>"let me help you with that"
>pushes three buttons
>"you're in"

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>you're dead to me!
>I always was!
>Everything I did... I did for you
>really? Even when you killed those innocent people?
>you don't understand
>oh no I do *slams door*

2 weeks later

>phone rings
>hello?
>hey it's me, sorry for sotrmin out of the room the other day...
>don't worry, I knew you were upset
>I had some time to think about our kids... they need us
>yes, now you're talking
>still, I don't forgive you
>ok ok, let's just go back together, for our kids
>for our kids

>"you're not coming and thats final"
>cuts to scene of them going somewhere together

every fucking movie

>only three people in the world are good enough to hack this system
>you are one of those three, right?
>I designed it

The Matrix

>I need X minutes
>You have X-1

>I'm going to launch the cybernuke

cliche's like this just make me laugh man

and face/off

Name 2 movies where they drop Nietzsche like that.

I'm coming inside you lol

Crisis on Two Earths

>female is super angry, yelling and ranting at mc
>mc kisses her to shut her up

I mean real movies, not kiddy-capes. For adults user.

>tfw i luv dat trope