" I shadowed her with all my might, kept her in my sights like rights on whites, biding my time...

" I shadowed her with all my might, kept her in my sights like rights on whites, biding my time, waiting to strike like a salvationating viper of revival, blanched in the venomous knowledge that you can't un-cat a tastrophe before it becomes a crisis anymore than you can heal a wound that isn't there or save a life that is alive."

You people have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas! It's about playing tribute to our proud veterans who fought and died for our right to die in a fight to the death!

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yoohoo

I love how that's not a meme, these are just screencaps from the show.

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PUT ON THIS PRIEST PROOF CHASTITY BELT SO HE CAN'T CATH O LICK YOU NO MORE

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>You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me

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Was it Kino?

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watch this scene and tell me

Was he gay?

nice quads

but he's had sex with his mother, jerked off to a porn mag with women in it, and flirted with several girls in s1

then again he did have sex with that one dude in the normal episode

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He's also had sex with the other guy's dead wife

yeah, and the dead guy's living wife too iirc

and didn't he say he was checking his snakehand out in the shower or something after the snake gave that one guy a blowjob?

Shouldn't it be pen-eye?

that reveals the joke though, it becomes better because you don't know it's a pun till later