ITT: Shit movies you have a guilty pleasure for

ITT: Shit movies you have a guilty pleasure for

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Iron Man: Rise of Technovore.

It's not a good movie but I really like their Anime version of Iron man.

Same with Avengers Confidential. Did not like the shows very much tho.

This is my favorite superhero movie of all times

I only saw it once but I remember liking it and wondering why it was so hated.

this movie has the most accurate Sup Forums related costumes to date

Best Joker too.

It had that cute black girl who did the voice for Proud Family

David and the Magic Pearl
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Punisher War Zone is unironically one of my favorite comic movies. It is so much fun to watch.

Honestly, it felt like I was watching a Spider-Man comic. Not terrific, and I do get the criticisms, but I enjoyed it.

I would never have believed that it was John Leguisamo as the Violator

Best role John Leguizamo ever had.

I always say if I had 3 wishes from a genie one of them would be to see what possible performance this skinny Latino did at the interview to convince everyone he was the choice for their obese white clown.

I don't know, maybe I just bought into the whole "It's retarded on purpose" angle, but I really like this when I saw it. Certainly don't think it deserves its 4.8 on IMDb

Forgot the pic

Batman V Superman: Dawn of the Justice

OP said to post shit movies though, that's the best Spiderman movie from the best Spiderman movie franchise you posted.

Dis one is mine

They made a movie based on that show-within-a-show in that one episode of South Park?

It's not great, but compared to that Raimi crap it's a fucking masterpiece

Ezekiel Stane was worth watching the movie for.

In a thread praising Fat Albert, ASM2, and The fucking Spirit, YOU managed to come out looking like the retard. Good job Snyder

Oh, I feel kinda retarded now, I didn't see "the amazing" and I thought he was posting the second Raimi film. also fuck you, Raimi's movies were way better than those andrew garfield shitfests

A Raimi fan being nearly illiterate? Imagine my surprise.

Im guessing you are a spic, because i am too, and i didnt know who Fat Albert was when i watched that South Park episde since they never aired his show here.

Nah, just a Yuro.

Anyone who watched this and expected anything more than stupid action schlock has nobody but themselves to blame and anybody who can't appreciate the ridiculous hilarity of a bunch of old geezers fighting off an alien invasion with a floating museum ain't mah nigga.

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The Darkman sequels.

Oz the Great and powerful

Can't even tell if it's Sup Forums related, but neither the other movies mentioned in this thread

Zack, you're embarrassing yourself.

admitedly, the designs looked cool af

It's better than Bayformers, despite being basically a rip off of it.

>simply not seeing something is "nearly illiterate"
You retarded, son?

I fucking loved that movie.

I especially loved how it was a stealth remake of Army of Darkness.

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Not really Sup Forums, but I think it fits.

I don't understand why Hollywood bothered to remake this and underdog. Were people really nostalgic for this?

Sin City 2 isn't even bad.

They just got very lazy with some of the effects

These for me.

Same, though I wouldn't put it down as a shitty movie.

Please elaborate on the Army of darkness part

It and Army of Darkness are stupidly similar to each other.

>idiot from semi modern times finds himself in fantasy setting
>mistaken for chosen one
>has to fight an entire army while protecting castle
>uses his modern knowledge and technology to do so
There's more, like the fact the witch jumpscare at the end is pretty much exactly the same as the old woman jump scare in AoD down to the make-up, but I haven't seen either movie in forever so my knowledge on this is limited.

I'm sure it's on Google though, people were talking about it back when the film was still in theaters.

>The Spirit
>Zack

Not Sup Forums though

Huge swaths of the movie are animated. Is "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" not Sup Forums?

Not this shit again.

You brought it up, nigga

Considering what it's based on, it's more /toy/ than Sup Forums

I called out a not Sup Forums post for not being Sup Forums

The one Bayformers I genuinely enjoy.

Well to be fair it was full of CGI and the Porcelain Girl felt like was animated in stop motion

I got you covered

You are not alone

SHIEEEEEET

I liked it okay! It had some corny bits but it was pretty much exactly what it should be. and the bit at the end with the real guys the characters were based on.. that was fuckin sweet.

eh, they each kinda did one thing better than the others.
>1st has best feel
>2nd has the best action
>3rd has best writing
>4th has best story and a genuinely good sequel hook despite having no reason to exist
It's getting all of those elements into one movie they seem to be having trouble with

I unironically enjoy Kazaam.

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Have you ever green egg and hammed it?

>the Porcelain Girl

that was my guilty pleasure

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Fuck it, this was a good movie. Spot on casting, CGI was ahead of its time, and it was aware of what their original fans wanted in their 20s.

Pic related.

Punisher War Zone.
The villain Loony Bin Jim is hilarious.

Mike Myers' Cat in the Hat

Movie was great
The only reason why people hate it it's because it's labeled as a Cat in the Hat movie (which is fair reason)

The definitive Punisher

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie
fuck you it has a cartoon so it's Sup Forums related
I'm not going to discredit it when it didn't follow the source material, but back then there wasn't much to begin with.
If anything this movie did right is that it made watching it fun

Same

Loony Toons Back in Action is a personal favorite of mine, probably because I was born a few years too late for Space Jam.

I actually really respected the choices they made. if you look carefully, it's all a translation of mario 3 and mario world.. it's just... all hidden so you don't realize it
the big fat black woman is the big fat thick-lipped pufferfish. that's why she has spikes on her outfit
the weird boots represent kuribo's shoe for some reason
the king turning into fungus is what happens in mario 3, mixed a little with the original backstory to mario 1.
turning it all into scifi dystopia is about as sensible as doing a live action movie in the first place. they took a risk, it kinda worked. the puppet yoshi was my JAM at the time. I thought that thing was so awesome and I would have bought toys of it had they existed

great

Mah nigga

I honestly prefer it over the Thomas Jane movie. It's violent, gory, over the top, but I'll be damned if I wasn't entertained. Reminded me a lot of those old school 80's action flicks.

At one point, between raping white womenz, Bill Cosby made a cartoon.

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The porn was also shockingly good.

its weird

I admit there is something fundamentally wrong with me.

ROB SCHNEIDER IS

GOD DAMN IT CASTLE

About died laughing when I first saw this scene.

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Best part is Lucifer being played by Peter Stormare

>That Scooby Loo twist
>Those solo adventures of each gang member
>Shaggy saying Mary Jane is a nice name
>Mr Bean out of nowhere
>Fanservice Velma
>Buffy is Daphne

I blame Doug Walker for all the hate this movie have nowadays. What a shitty meme.

It was pretty much 11/10

>implying Cate Blanchett is not the best Gabriel we could ask for

Jeezus, did he ever have a normal hairline?

I dug the hell out of this, I mean it's hard to not get behind a Punisher that literally punches a guys face in.

The best Dresden Files movie we're ever going to get.

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I can't not watch this every christmas

>that comfy as fuck whoville
>those practical sets
>that grinch makeup
>that jim carrey trying his darndest
>that James Horner score
>that rendition of you're a mean one, mr Grinch

This movie was weird

At first it looks they went for a silly medieval times parody, in Army of Darkness fashion, but then out of nowhere it tries really hard to be taken seriously, then goes back to Robbie Williams singing We Are the Champions with axe guitars again

>That Cindy Loo

I always thought Whoville looked awfully bleak. Shit was really grey colored

Objection: Not a shit movie. Shit adaption maybe, but not a shit movie in any way.

What's more funny is that it's probably more entertaining then the CGI remake with Benedict Cumbersomething.

Bendydick Cuminhersnatch

Seriously. I can defend this movie to death. The goblin stuff was shoved in but everything else was pretty gud. The tone of the movie was perfect and accurate to the comics.

I always thought it was a comedy and a self-parody so I didn't get the hate for this one.

Winter is generally gray, ya dingus

I think it has a good feel to it

My favorite was my GF, unable to remember his name, going with Buccaneer Cabbagepatch.

Daily reminder they taught Jim Carrey CIA torture resistant tactics to wear that suit and makeup for over six hours at a time.

This is her now :(

You gotta give the man credit for the role

I mean, I doubt we'll see another like it for quite some time