Every time they open this park it goes to absolute shit

Every time they open this park it goes to absolute shit.

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The same goes for voting socialists here in brazil, everything goes to shit every time but whenever election comes brazilian "intellectuals " say
>they fucked it up before but i have a good feeling this time

>first movie it didnt even open yet.
>second movie there was no park to even be opened. it was in the planning phase
>third movie there was no park opening
>4th movie park has been open and successful for 10 years.

Why did they open the giant gate instead of the small door next to the gate?

what exactly prevents that dinosaur from leaping onto the crowd? that little fence stands to chance against it

>bring my kids to Jurassic park
>dinosaur goes fucking haywire
>have to fuck off, lose one kid
>Jurassic world
>tfw they finally have the proper technology for a safe park
>go in there with my grand-kids
>mfw everything goes to shit once again

never again.

>thirdworld shithole

yeah your cuntry is just like an amusement park. back to plebbit you go....

Don't fuck around with hybrid shitstick dinosaurs, all would of been fine, they always manage to go an extra layer of full retard, the first incident was understandable, they were understaffed and rushed, literally cut corners to get the park up and running and they suffered dearly for it, that and nedry fucking them.

>people can keep killer whales and giant flesh eating predators in zoos just fine

>BUT LE DINOSAURS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO BE CONTAINED LE DON'T MESS WITH NATURE, Genre: fiction

>nedry's fault

>one person being in control of the whole island's systems

>dinosaur

fish then?

>make genetic super monster for military applications on the same island as a family attraction
It'd be like the government making missiles out of roller coasters next-door to disney world.

>tells others to go to reddit
>leaves reddit spacing
Something doesn't add up here my friend.

It was never about MUH NATURE, it was always about man fucking up on its own and dinosaurs taking the chance
Except for jurassic world where they created the dinosaur equivalent of a mary sue self insert

>[laughs] I am totally unappreciated in my time. You can run this whole park from this room with minimal staff for up to 3 days. You think that kind of automation is easy? Or cheap? You know anybody who can network 8 connection machines and debug 2 million lines of code for what I bid for this job? Because if he can I'd like to see him try.

maybe they should try closing the park then

Making animals for military application is a dumb idea in the first place. We don't train packs of lions or something like that for military purposes, how's dinos any better?

Doesn't the movie end with that 8 year old girl hacking into the computer and putting the security system back online or something? Jesus, Spielberg is such a fucking hack. What pathetic faggots enjoy this tripe, take off your nostalgia goggles.

he is litterally playing 3d chess
he was the true protagonist all along

If they can genetically modify dinosaurs to turn invisible why can't they genetically modify dinosaurs to not crave human flesh

at least then if they get out they only cause collateral damage from moving about

yea but she knew linux

>those thick fingers

this is edited, right...?

Technically we do train animals for military application, just not in a "set them loose on the enemy and hope they all die" sort of sense.

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Isn't that pool like way way too small for an animal of that size? It should be maybe 4x larger, it can't even turn in that.

Sooooo, how did indominus cunt realize what the device on her back was and how did she manage to claw it off

>outrunning a T-Rex
>in heels

Probably just felt it as a foreign object lodged in her body and has really long claws. Must have felt irritating as fuck with that inside you. The problem was that it was smart enough to NOT remove it until it was free.

watch the movie user. that pool is huge

the t-rex was a bit old and probably had pains from the age

Not even spinosaurus tier claws could get that shit out, it's impossible for her arms to reach it

How long do you think she was digesting for? Do you think she suffocated or drowned in gastric juices?

It's a unix system.

Probably had her neck broken

With an animal of that size I'd guess a whole day. She would be suffocated by while some of the 'juices' would seep into her throat and lungs as she was desperately trying to breath

This. Did you even watch the movies?

This is one of my biggest fears. I don't know how people can have a vore fetish. Shit's horrifying. Was bad enough watching Anaconda

>you will never be a velociraptor
>you will never catch a young qt dinosaur hunter alone in the woods
>you will never pounce on her as she shrieks, firing her shotgun in panic
>you will never bite down on her tender breasts, her syrupy blood oozing between your teeth
>you will never rip away at her slender thighs and chew on her pale flesh
>you will never listen to her shrieks turn to helpless whimpers as she is pinned down, unable to escape
>you will never rip out her throat and hear her gurgle, her eyes begging for mercy from a merciless creature
>you will never feel her go limp as she surrenders to death
>you will never rip away her muscles and leave her innocent body a torn shell
>you will never digest her innocent teen body for energy to continue hunting, as the circle of life demands
>you will never watch what's t of her body rot away until she is part of nature again

yea my bad, been a long time since I watched it

Some people only like consensual stuff, for those who don't the horror of the victim is the turn on

this post is wrong.

velociraptors hunt in groups.
SHE wouldn't be attacked by the single raptor she spots. that raptor only serves as distraction for those that are now coming at her from her sides or rear

>making flapjacks

pottery

eh?

Katie has large, perfectly normal breasts as you can see in this image, please do not bully

Seriously what is it with South Americans and always leaning towards Leftists?

JW was the only movie where the park was actually open and functioning, and if you paid attention you'd know that the park had been open for 10 years.

lazy spics love their gibs

its an allegory for socialism

why do they keep cloning carnivores? why would they clone anything that can swim or fly? why don't they have proper gunships instead of having to resort to mounting a machinegun on a little tourist helicopter?

I hope that was a cloned white shark

They've only opened it twice.

>This idea goes to shit before it can even get started.
>Lets keep going
LITERALLY WHITE PEOPLE

You'd think they'd learn at some point.

Have you ever watched Deep Rising?

youtube.com/watch?v=zmgn96uootU

The rest of the velocipratora are dead. Plus the ones in Jurassic park aren't scientifically accurate anyway.

crushed by throat muscles when swallowed

it was said in the movie that they did hunt as a group, though

>what are mosasaurs

How will there be a fifth movie?

Do they not realize dinosaurs are not to be fucked with at this point?

Fallen Kingdom will be one giant plot hole. Jurassic World was one of the most insulting movies I've ever seen.

cocaine fucked up their genetic makeup making their dna fucked

what..

isn't dinosaur the common term for all those animals, fish and birds back then?

The movies are stupid to begin with. Animals do not become relentless killing machines when they're released in the wild. They'll kill one thing, eat it then chill for a day or two.

No that was the T-Rex

perhaps something to do with illegal dinosaur stuffs under the radar? like dinosaurs being sold on the black market ?

she died as soon as the mosasaur shut its mouth. It has rows of backwards pointing teeth on the roof of its mouth that help shred food before swallowing.

thats just the nature of socialism though

>>plebbit
Go educate yourself, then come back with better bait

Digested over 2 days, probably conscious for a few hours.

Also the actress is qt as fuck

>few hours

she would drown from the water that would be inside it. also the stomach would squeeze her so that she would suffocate

so more like 15 minutes, maximum

i think it works in the original because the dinosaur attacks are few in between, and the velociraptors form a more clear threat because they're in an area with fewer prey

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>Don't fuck around with hybrid shitstick dinosaurs, all would of been fine
i don't buy that. i think jurassic world was a series of lawsuits just waiting to happen. you mean to tell me a baby triceratops never bit some kids arm off with its sharp, bony beak? some juvenile apatosaurus didn't whip some kid in the fucking throat? i looked on the website for dinosaurs featured at certain attractions, they have baryonyx and suchomimus at the river boat ride, and those are carnivorous dinosaurs that know how to swim like spinosaurus from the third movie. hell, any dinosaur going swimming could easily accidentally topple those dinky ass kayaks over. and what, no one's ever gotten sick or died from exposure or heat stroke in one of those tiny glass balls that by the way, you can't automatically recall back to where they come from. you're baking in the sun in those things, sure jimmy fallon is talking about how safe they are against dinosaurs, but how does air conditioning work in that thing? even masrani says that a dinosaur getting loose and eating someone was an eventuality, i'm assuming that's with or without hybrids.

diapsida is the common term then?

sauropsida is the most common term

T-Rex lived to be 100+ years old. Rexy should be middle-aged at most.

>they have baryonyx and suchomimus at the river boat ride

Didn't those only eat fish?

Actually if the T. rex were to ever go into full sprint, it would break its ankles due to the amount of weight distributed on it and the bones being so weak
sciencealert.com/running-would-have-broken-an-adult-tyrannosaurus-rex-s-legs

it was never about being an amusement park. It's always been about the militarization of dinosaurs.

spinosaurus did as well, you can see how much they cared about that in the third movie

wasn't it more like 40's tops?

Thanks for that user, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway.

Retard

Pretty sure they discovered that after the third movie was made. Like how it most likely walked on all fours too.

It had spent a decade eating prey that was just standing next to the flare. It saw the food flare but it started slowly moving so it just followed it. If it was actually hunting her it could have caught her easy.

Although I have no fucking idea why she thought to try that plan without ditching the heels

>alien
>Jurassic park
>Resident evil
All do this, always a big body count.

The director saying "I want this thing to stay in its enclosure and not jump out at the people"

Alright fine a utahraptor or something small that doesn't hunt in packs. Goddamn it it's been 18 years since I was into dinosaurs I don't rmemebr shit I'm just trying to jack off okay? Damn

>implying we know near enough to make these claims

I'm sure they were pack oriented, but even so, pack oriented animals today can still end up on their own. They just don't last very long that way. But in the context of the movies, a genetically engineered version that is smarter should be able to survive on it's own better.

they were able to infer its fish eating nature because of the shape of its skull, teeth, and its relationship to baryonyx who is a known fish eater. they just didn't care. it's way bigger, it needs to be some kind of super carnivore that can beat up t. rex in a fight.

Alien is understandable, those faggots get out of control fast and have bullshit traits
Resident Evil is similar, shit spreads quick and BOW are nightmare fuel with the intent to kill shit
Jurassic Park is stupid because they don't keep the proper equipment to handle an escaped dino
Zombies and Aliens would be viable vs a military
Imagine how scary WW1 would have been in mustard gas killed people and then reanimated them into flesh eating bullet sponges
Aliens regularly shove in Colonial Marine's shit
The only place dinosaurs would be viable would be heavy dense jungle
No living beast can take a burst of 50 and live to tell the tale

It's all irrelevant. They'd all be considered war crimes due to being inhumane.

Why do poor trash loves tax cuts for billionaires and corporations so much?

nope

Because "le capitalism is ebul xdxdxdxd"

>trusting anything even remotely specific people say about dinosaurs

>bums having the disposable income to pick and choose the clothing they want
spotted the ignorant spoiled brat
homeless people are given clothes and they wear them to protect themselves from the elements. not as a political statement.

I dunno why do they keep falling for champagne socialists?

Grizzly primarily eats fish and no intelligent animal ever fucks with it

>be michael crichton
>write a story about a futuristic theme park going off the rails and people start dying
>do this five times
>die a millionaire

fuck