What the fuck happened to Michelle Obama?

Ol' Barry is looking old as hell with his white hair and wrinkled skin, and now Michelle weights 250+ lbs?

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that's not real right ?
damn

that has to be fake

Oh it is, excet the MEDIA is trying to hide it from you

TRUST NO ONE

THICC

>National Enquirer
>Not fake

Pick one

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WHY ISN'T THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA REPORTING ON THIS???

radaronline.com/photos/95lb-weight-gain-michelle-obama-binge-eating-wild-child-malia-sources-claim/

THICC

I know
>Enquirer
Is legit here, but

Look at the fucking picture.

That's not photoshopped.

National Enquirer's good in my book.

Idk man

I can tell its a shoop from the pixels

>She

>Her

>imblying "michelle" is bnot a bmann :DDD

She ate Malia?

Savage

WE WUZ PREZIDENTS AN SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

BIX NOOD MUDDAFUGGA MOMMA FINDIN OUT LIL M IS SMOKING WACCY TABACCY LIKE BARRY YO OH SHIEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT CANT HANDLE DIS NO MOE LEMME GET A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN AN SUM WATAMELONS

that is so insensitive

shopping michelle's head onto leslie jones is just plain mean

harambe didn't die for this yall

>forces school kids to eat "healthy"
>binges like a fat pig at the white house

Obongo can't leave the presidency soon enuff

BTW I've noticed that Target puts The National Enquirer in the magazine rack at the back of the store (buried at that) instead of at the checkout counters like the rest of the rag-mags. Can't imagine why.

huAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It is easy for manly men to bulk

DATS A HUGE BITCH

lol no Malia showing ass and going 420 blaze it

"let them eat rice cake"
OFF WITH HER HEAD!!

She is just bulking for winter

This is a case of a woman hitting the wall and me feeling sorry for the wall.

That seems to be happening more and more to me lately.

THICK

obongo knows his thicc game

Trying to hide her penis under fat .

Way to follow your own health initiative Michelle

>be a nigger
>be fat
What else is new

They need to reword it:

>michelle-obama-binge-eating-wild-child-malia

Sounds like Moochelle went full on ooga booga cannibal

Underrated.

FIRST HIGH TEST LADY

THICC
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Lookin' good...

she's a man.

>there are people in this thread who actually believe this shit
Sup Forums is filled with a bunch of dumb shit gullible faggots. It's actually stressful to believe most people on this board are fucking retards who fall for mob mentality.

she's bulking

my sides

theres people who unironically believe this, very sad.

THICC

>she's gained 95 Lbs between her DNC speech and current date

Shes been spending her last year in the white house by travelling to fancy locations all around the globe to eat at the finest restaurants. All funded by the taxpayers. Fucking trash- the whole family. a black version of the clintons.

She got fat to hide her boner.

HIGH TEST

The national enquirer has been sued into journalistic integrity. They are more accurate than most of the MSM.

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BREAKING NEWS: MICHELLE'S COCK GAINED 95 LBS!!

SHE THICC

source?

He's in his bulking season.

Can't disclose.

I fucking kek everytime I read obongo.
Thank you

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