*inhales*

*inhales*

Drink some water too.

Hello where are the tits at?

I don't see a problem here

shut up alicia a cute

This is accurate if you knew they rebooted tomb raider two games ago

She needs some milk

she is supposed to be current, rebooted Lara. Angie was original series Lara.

current Lara is average girl, who got into trouble, old Lara was 'strong-woman' with big tits(by accident - they say...), made to attract average gamers.

I'm glad they made the fucking tomb raider a down to earth relatable character. My insecurities were getting the best of me GIRLFRIEND.

Current Lara still has huge tits

to bad she can't act.

ye character was imo better, but games are far far behind originals. originals were so puzzle oriented with little action bits. you could spend hours exploring to find out how to pass. new ones are action packed with little to none logic challenges
played both new, finished both in several days (no solution/tips) while original ones took months

Yeah I'm glad that the new Lara is gritty and realistic; making a light hearted game and then subsequent movie about a over the top character would take me out of the movie completely.

will they recreate this scene

TR is LITERALLY the only good videogame movie ever made.

TR2 fucking blew it at the end.

dem nips

Nu-lara is beautiful

>ywn have nu Lara raid your tomb.

Neither could Angelina

...

yep she is, but games are dull survival action thing

but she still has some titty and they arent as smol as alicias

they are close enough.

>Alicia Fridgekander

I can't stand this cunt, she peaked playing an android in Ex Machina. interestingly enough according to my mum we're supposedly related somehow

One of the greatest Rule 34's ever made is the hour long multi part cgi movie where she takes that giant full sized horse from EVERY position.

The animation is so good I just dont get it. Like who takes the time to put all of that time and effort into something like that?

gibs skelly gf

Tru he could have spent all that time posting on 4chang instead like you

right > left
what is left even supposed to be? a seaworld employee?

The early 2000's aesthetic was not a good one.

She can give you two good reasons why you are wrong.

Costume is on point, but her face is just too wrongly pear shaped for 2011+Lara

What is that? Asking for a friend.

>Jon Voight with big tits
or
>Pauly Shore with small tits

zip up your coat if youre so cold, lara!

My friend if you can't look at Angelina Jolie's face without seeing Jon Voight you are probably closet homosexual who's seen Midnight Cowboy a few too many times.

They must be hiding then

She can act m8 and she's got an Oscar.

>Accurate
This isn't if you actually played the new Tomb Raiders in where Lara still has tits, butt and attractive female face

>what is left even supposed to be? a seaworld employee?

>Another movie I'll skip
Man, the next years look promising for my wallet

Left looks like a parody of a woman's body with an ugly face, right looks cute.

Dude, it was tightly produced and made by a TEAM.

An entire TEAM of obviously high level cgi animators and sound techs got together and said "Hey, lets get together and make an hour long movie where Lara gets fucked up the ass by a horse so hard and with so much jizz that it blows up her stomach like a giant baloon and hurls out of her mouth. And let's make her look classy and sophisticated while doing it because its Lara Croft."

Srsly that conversation must have been wild.

things like that bring back my faith in humanity, and at same lime make me lose my faith in humanity.

how is it titled? not asking for link, just phrases to look for

Bing video. Search Lara Croft Horse.

Its like a 4 parter. There are a a few low level imitations like in a barn and whatnot but the real one takes place in what looks like some kind of open air ruins overlooking the ocean.

Don't forget to turn off safe search

That haircut is really really bad.

Makes her face looks pretty dumb.

Her face is better

But Angelina's body is better

Doesn't really matter though since the fanservice will be zero

>disfigured titless harpy vs European beauty

Gee what a downgrade

Angie isn't looking so healthy these years.

she's would be perfect cast to Bride of Frankenstein. no makeup needed

she only got the oscar because she was nominated for a category she didn't belong in (it's called category fraud) and winning and an (((oscar))) doesn't mean much now concerning acting ability

Don't bully her. Angie is still beautiful!

That's a man

Look at the shoulder to hip ratio and skull structure

Those are some broad shoulders and thin hips. Not good for birth giving at all ... yeah that's a man just look at that iron jaw aha

give her a break she was sick

so stronk!

Lara is supposed to be more than "a cute".

>Nu-Lara actually has breasts
Wow. However, Alicia literally has no body. Miscast.

That is true, seeing that they give awards to kikes and niggers.

alicia's body is absolutely disgusting

for the first time in my life I hope this hollywood movie doesnt show the lead actress naked

thanks mrs skeltal

NO TITS
NO SHORTS

>Just die in my sleep already

>Alicia's fivehead
>Her man shoulders
>Her man waist
>Those chicken legs

"they are close enough"

You could put Daniel Day Lewis in that outfit and he'd look closer to Lara than Vikander.

This is what I see when I look at Alicia Vikander as Lara

It's a fucking abomination

>sticcander
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH

i like the actress but her legs are so thin

Looks like the one on the right needs to "inhale" a few cup sizes

goddamn it every time i've seen her in that suit since that movie came out and i saw the posters in blockbuster i've had to masturbate

wtf she's Swedish? Why does she look like a nigger?

Coz she is from Sweden.

I don't know why everyone is so up in arms. New Lara is a very nice looking boy.

if they didn't want tomb raider to have tits they could have just brought angelina back

Big boobs are sexist

>to kikes and niggers
yes, like Alicia

>ayo hol up
>so wut you sayin is
>we wuz swedes n sheeit?