That's a cute outfit! Did your husband make it for you?

>That's a cute outfit! Did your husband make it for you?

I think Raimi went a little too far here.

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>You know Peter, these niggers are really getting out of hand nowadays. Used to be my pops had one or two hanging in the yard, put a fresh one up every Saturday when he went out for groceries. I used to try and knock their gold teeth out with my buddy's baseball bat - pops gave me a candy for every baboon canine he found on the lawn. Those days are never coming back Peter.

How did he get away with this?

>It's you who's out, Gobby! Out of your mind from the kuru disease degenerating your nervous system after decades of ritualistic occult child rape and cannibalism with your filthy goblin Jew conspirators such as George Soros, John Podesta and James Alefantis as well as the Clintons and their associates! Only a fourth reich will cleanse your vile kikery from this once-beautiful nation!

Damn.........

>Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the 5th?
>Did Himmler sleep before he turned on the gas chambers?
>Ah, Rosie, I love this boy.

>remember peter, with great white power comes great white responsibility
>hang them all, peter, hang them all

I love this post

I'm in New York now. Where can I find these fights

>Peter... tell Harry a spic did it
What the fuck, Raimi?

That scene always annoyed me because there are actual examples of scientists who've claimed that certain ideas came to them in dreams (Kekule, Ramanujan, etc). It could have been a clever counter-example instead of just a random name-drop.

aww, thanks user. genuinely amiable posts are rare on this site

*dodges car*
>How'd you do that?!
>Do you kids like playing in Central Park? I always did when I was little, my friends and I would climb the tall trees and play up there, staring at the amber covered grounds, awestruck at how high we are. I imagine all children enjoy these games...but tell anyone what you saw here tonight, and you'll be staring at the park grounds from those very same trees in a different way...

jesus christ

IMPRESSIVE

I kek'd

...FOR A FUCKING TWINK COCKSUCKER FAGGOT

good one

>In regard to the filming of the rape scene, Maguire said, "When I wanted to do the rape scene, I explained to [Kirsten Dunst] that I was going to hit her and rape her. There was no emotional relationship between us, because I had put a clause in all my contracts stating that they would not make love with Spider-man. We had never talked to each other. I knew nothing about her. We went to the desert with two other people: the photographer and a technician. No one else. he said, 'I'm not going to rehearse. There will be only one take because it will be impossible to repeat. Roll the cameras only when I signal you to.' Then I told her, 'Pain does not hurt. Hit me.' And she hit me. I said, 'Harder.' And she started to hit me very hard, hard enough to break a rib... I ached for a week. After she had hit me long enough and hard enough to tire her, I said, 'Now it's my turn. Roll the cameras.' And I really... I really... I really raped her. And she screamed."[1]

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Is this from El Topo

This

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>That's a cute Sneed! Did your Chuck make it for fuck and suck?

what the fuck i always thought the one mocking the outfit was Bone Saw

I'll see you at the Pegasus Museum for drinks later user.

Fucking KEK
you're the man user

leave

This post is the BOMB, yo!

And people say Homecoming has a different to the Raimi version

>Remember Peter, just because you can kill coons, it doesn't give you the right to. Remember to always dispose of the bodies. Me, I use a pig farm I own upstate.

Damn, if almost feels like Raimi was speaking from experience.

damn.

never did i ever see the scene this way.

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For those who want to be part of this epic Sup Forums forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic Sup Forums meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is Sup Forums, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

haha wow! 5 star post nigga!!!

thanks i really wanted to fit in here since i'm young and new

pls don't report me :S

Wasted dubs

>I know I'm not the Fuhrer-
>Then stop pretending to be!

Every time someone gets super assblasted and posts this.

Imagine being user in that board and having to be all like "damn, Shitposter, your pasta is fuckin' fine, all repetitive with your stale bait and horrific additions. I would totally reply to you, both Anonymously and as the real me." when all he really wants to do is post another Bane thread in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be user and not only sit in your chair while this autist flaunts his boring pasta in front of you, the samefagged replies barely concealing the repetitiveness and autism, and just sit there, post after post, thread after thread, while he perfected that pasta. Not only having to tolerate his aspergers but his haughty attitude as the newfags tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OC LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his extra chromosome fucking posting contort into types of shitposts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been responding to nothing but a healthy diet of Arnold and katana and later alleged John pasta for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking boring before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his rolling stomach as he giggles again and posts suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "original (for that is what he calls it)" pasta, the pasta he worked so hard for months. And then he posts in a other thread, and you know you could shitpost in every thread in this board before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking user. You're not going to lose your future posts over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

How did he get away with it

Sup Forums has to rewrite and re dub Spiderman.

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We need a hothead equivalent for Raimiposting. What do we call these cucks?

Nothing.
It's just one pitiable faggot.

Did anyone else kinda hate the complete change of tone they went for with Amazing Spiderman? Totally ruined the character of uncle Ben imho.

Even actor Tobey Maguire wasn’t safe from Raimi’s twisted vision.
“One time he yelled ‘cut’ and I turned to him and he said ‘what if someone just walked into the holocaust museum and yelled 'cut'? Maybe the orthodox Jews in suits would forget their trained routine of peddling that hoax’ My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That’s when I thought, is he trying to make my character into a white nationalist, or has whiteness been crucial to Spider-man's identity all along?”
“Sometimes i would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Raimi had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were Kar98s? Would you be a Einsatzgruppe?’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Hail vicotry!.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to act.”

underrated

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I walked out right after that scene. Felt like my comfort animal and I really just needed some time to process.

Woah, Raimi was ahead of his time here, he was trying to warn us...

What was Raimi's problem? These were family films, buddy. No need for such nastiness and vulgarity

god dammit this is golden.

This was only added on the DVD because Raimi was pressured by the gay rights groups, he would've never done it without studio interference

You've never seen the movie, bro?

THey neutered him too much. That's why they cut him out of Homecoming, they didn't want to have to deal with writing his character in today's political landscape. Remember, it was a different time...

Why would an openly homosexual man make homophobic jokes like that?

i'm not trying to defend his retardation but:
>why can niggas only say nigga, nigga?

Did Raimi go too far?

>She's a goddamn slut, Harry. They're all whores when it comes down to it. They're wild animals that are impossible to tame. All they think about is money and sex - and not sex with you, sex with nigger rapists who'd sooner leave 'em fucked outta their minds in an alleyway dumpster than treat them with the respect they clearly don't deserve. So for god's sake, son, dump that coal-burning tramp before she cucks you. Hell, she's probably already done it.

Jesus Christ, how did he get away with that?

"what's your pronoun, Bonesaw?"

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WHAT DID THEY MEME BY THIS

The game had an alternative take on this scene. I think Raimi didn't feel that the movies did his vision justice.

thanks man, I just found this thread last week and I had been wondering what all the fuss is about. I'm newfag riiiick *buuuuuurp* *brappp*
>stylin on you with the greentext, who's the newfag now xD.

Because the el topo story is 100% fake. Easy to get away with telling lies to drum up interest in your dumb exploitation movie.

What did the Disney re-edit mean by this?

Please tell me you have the other one about Uncle Ben in Nam

very funny anons

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>BACK TO AUSCHWITZ?
Jesus why did Raimi put that in? Was it really a different time back then?

*boop*

the 00s SUCKED

>9/11 was a mistake

>"JEW SCARE SWEEPS GERMANY!!!"

Kek

tldr

SHALOM!

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the homecoming virgin

Can we get an edit where he's shitting on Peter's Holocaust photos?

KEK

>"Dr. Connor's student! He says you're brilliant..."
>[Peter smiles, flattered]
>"He also says you're as lazy as a nigger cashing a welfare check on Martin Luther King Day."

Wow Raimi

>MJ: "Help, Spiderman! They're going to rape me!"
>Spiderman: "Ha ha ha, you shouldn't have dressed like you wanted it, slut!"

I know it was a different time and attitudes towards rape weren't really what they are now, but did he have to use his webs to tie her down so the street gang could rape her?

>Gunshots keep leaving niggers dead
>And just like Hitler I won't tol-er-ate the Reds
>Marxim's not for me
>No I ain't ever gonna stop the Jews from complaining
>I'm freeeeee
>From inhaling Zyklon....
>beeeeeeeeeeee

How did they get But Bacharach to rerecord these lyrics?

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>"Harry tells you you're quite the smart student, you know I'm something of a National Socialist myself"

Thank fuck Raimi doesn't get directing rolls anymore, seriously what the fuck?

This will never not make me laugh

Post man of spiders

>You want door fix, Man of Spiders? Yes, I know these things you do, I learn how to find many secrets in old country. You will not pay rent? This is fair. We will take rent in other ways. When I was in old country, my friends and I... we do things to women. Terrible things, make them ugly women who will never be loved. Your friends, redhead girl and science girl... they will beg me to stop, as my men and I rain fists upon them. And when they are broken, Man of Spiders, when they are nothing more than shells... you will know the rent is paid.

>For this month.

Does anybody have the pasta of this where peter literally turns into a warehouse? like a werewolf but he was infected by a house?

Or the one with aunt may being a tranny and ben describes her cock and balls as a month old zuchinni and advacados?

Please find and post them

trying too hard. kys.

read the thread reddit

>"You know, Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Rudyard Kipling called it "White Man's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>[Ben looks directly at the camera.]
>"The niggers, the spics, the chinks...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the elm tree. The Day of the Rope is near, Pete. We'll have every nigger in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the American Nazi Party."

That's pretty good

>Peter, make sure to wear gloves when working with poisonous animals, especially spiders and women. They like to stab you with thier fangs and suck out all the life and happiness right out of you. That's all a woman is - a hideous, poison-filled parasite.
>Now I know what you're thinking, "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth.
>Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, spiders. Wear gloves. I saw on the news a farmer got bit by a wolf and turned into a werewolf. His brother got his finger slammed in the front door of his house and now he's a werehouse. Has to have forklifts drive into his recieving dock every day, unloading boxes.
>Anyway, I wanted to tell you all this before the Alzheimers gets me.

>Does anybody have the pasta of this where peter literally turns into a warehouse? like a werewolf but he was infected by a house?

The fuck?

what gas chambers

YES THANK YOU! Do you have the zucchini and avocado balls one too?

>Uncle Ben: All the things you've been thinking about Peter, make me sad.
>Peter: Can’t you understand? I’m racially tolerant.
>Uncle Ben': Peter all the times we talked about white pride, cultural marxism, racial purity...all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take a stand against liberal brainwashing...
>Peter: I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.
>Uncle Ben: You’ve been given a gift, Peter. With white skin comes white power. Raise your hand to the Iron Eagle, son.
>Peter: No Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m White Supremacy Man no more. No more.

My dad was really crying during this scene, it really seemed to move him

It's the same one mate. Hidden in the middle there.

> "But Uncle Ben, you're married to a woman." Shut the fuck up Peter, don't talk about May that way. You think I'd marry a real woman? Why do you think we don't have any kids of our own? Trust me Peter, beneath "her" dress is a cock and pair of balls as old and wrinlky as a month-old zuccini and a pair of avocados. Her asshole is like a used rubber band now but back when she was young, goddamn she was as tight as a infant and just as smooth.

>may God have me shot in a carjacking this very night if I'm wrong


jesus fuck raimi

Thanks man been dying for that

>You might think this white light means I'm in heaven, but you're a smart kid, Pete. I'm actually in Hell, and what you're seeing is a byproduct of the intense heat here. Don't tell your Aunt May this, but I had a sister who was severely retarded. I used to molest her whenever I was in a bad mood or if it was a special occasion like a holiday. Well, Pete, everyone thought she was gaining some weight, but she was actually pregnant, so I drove her upstate and took her into the woods and, well, no one saw her after that.