WTF Nickelodeon?

So apparently Nickelodeon/Viacom doesn't trust kids to be good little drones and vote for Shillary in their traditional Kid's Choice thing, so this time around they've replaced the actual candidates with fucking Spongebob.

nick.com/kpp/

(Sponge Robert 2016!)

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Good decision tbqh

So I assume Patrick is the euphemism for Trump.
HUR DUR STUPID BUSINESS MAN LAWL

Do I vote for him?

Patrick. Not just because he has glasses, but because he knows about business and stuff and he has a tie

Gotta go with biz Pat on this one.

Is Sponge Robert a constitutional originalist? If not I have to give it to biz Pat.

>nick.com/kpp/
Can we spam Business Patrick?

My vote belongs to biz Pat. He has a trustworthy demeanor.

When I click the link it being me to YTV for some fucking reason. Help

time to meme business patrick into office

The last time they did this, it got flooded on both sides by 40 year old autists who care about internet polls for children.

Like you.

Ha ha ha
Im on 11 different proxies voting 30k+ times per hour
Biz pat 2016

Pat is my man. Spongebob is a part of the liberal academic elite. He probably thinks noam chomsky is interesting.

Did my part

Pat has never let me down yet

>Sponge Robert
>no info on experience
>tryin to be a smart ass nigga wearing suits n shiet

>Business Patrick
>chill ass nigga
>dresses semi casual, only what's needed
>does business so better by default

They could have put Sandy (a renown Rocket Scientist/Biochemist) as a candidate if they really wanted to promote Hilldawg and make her appeal to children.

By the way, I'm 21 years old and grew up with this show, when are they going to off it? It's been shit ever since the old writer "left the job".

Sponge Robert still hasn't released his tax returns

First, they will ask you this: No homework or no bedtime. I'd chose no homework because I know the majority of kids today don't do their homework, it could hurt their grad if they refuse to do it, and it could waste the teacher's time to grade all of their unfinished or on written homeworks.
And I vote for Patrick for the lulz.

>*grades

But she is no fun nowadays since she is the female role model

>all these SpongeShills
Business Patrick is the obvious choice.

Kids are stupid. They think they don't want homework, but what would that lead to? More classwork/extended school hours. I'm voting no bedtime on this one, and encourage others to do the same.

>So apparently Nickelodeon/Viacom doesn't trust kids to be good little drones and vote for Shillary in their traditional Kid's Choice thing
Nickelodeon traditionally has kid's voting for the real president?
Why?

I agree.

As a Texan, I was deeply butt-hurt when pic related happened. But I admit that the show was better when Sandy was portrayed as a dumbass squirrel from Texas and not some empowerment tool for little girls

Link doesn't work.

forgot pic

>no bedtime
It could make more kids into fatigue, mostly with highschoolers, who have to wake up from 4 to 5 o'clock in the morning, go to the bus stop and wait until the bus come to pick them and other highschoolers to school. They will lay their heads down during class because they stay up overnight.

>More classwork/extended school hours
This is what is actually needed to promote a good learning environment. Schooling and classes need to be restructured and homework/highlighting and most study methods they teach are counterintuitive to the real long term learning.

The teaching process is only for cramming. That's not learning.

Business Patrick 2016
MAKE BIKINI BOTTOM GREAT AGAIN

>Voting for the guy that LITERALLY lives under a rock

Businesstards Patrilings at it again.

BUSINESS PATRICK WILL MAKE BIKINI BOTTOM GREAT AGAIN!

Sponge Bob is clearly a faggot

Patrick 2016

Nickelodeon pushing for the degeneration of the youth again I see.

nice argument you have there.

Business Patrick all day.

PUSH BIKINI BOTTOM. WORMS GET OUT.

>First law you make as President
>no deportation

Patrick=NEET
Spongebob=National workers right activist.

I think we know the choice is clear.

wasn't this when they were making fun of her anyway and then they learn a lesson and shit?

We should keep an eye out for any kid's network presidential stuff to rig.

Imagine the butthurt if Disney or Cartoon Network or whoever had to report that 'kids' voted for Trump.

Reminder that Sponge Robert is a literal pedophile who went to prom with a teenager

>not gassing the jews first thing
do you know what you're doing

Actually, it was Business Patrick who delivered the punchline in the joke.

>No Jewish propaganda
or
>No slothfulness

Nickelodeon is based af.

How did I forget that
I need to step up my Sup Forums

No "Tricks" with Patrick!
Business Pat
>Sophisticated, youthful expression
>wears practical yet stylish attire for meeting dignitaries or going outside to work with his hands
>actual experience besides being a sponge

Sponge Robert
>Buckteeth, wide-eyed nutjob
>Wears clothes meant for a prom
>Arms that cant lift a stuffed animal, let alone lift a country
>Skill is being a cleaning utensil, confirmed cuck
Why is this even being put to vote?

No bedtime, that way I can finish all my homework!

:^)

>PATRICK WON'T RIP YOUR TOENAILS! PATRICK 2016!

Thanks ausse
I needed this for my sponge bob gore folder

DELET THIS

Both candidates are good, but I'm voting for Patrick.

Good point.
I'll have to put my GBP into the no bedtime superpac now

SPONGEKEK BTFO

Will he ever recover?

You guys are fucking idiots.

>implying polls aren't rigged

If Sponge Robert isn't qualified to drive then what makes him qualified to be commander in chief?

A fucking leaf

It's a dumb game for children. What are you complaining about? It's not like they made it "SPONGE ROBERT IS AN EVIL BIGOT WITH STUPID HAIR XD."

A FUCKING LEAF

Patrick is obviously Trump, so trump

>no fun allowed

Hey leaf. I bet you voted for Sponge you fucking cuck.

FUCK

>they've replaced the actual candidates with fucking Spongebob

Spongbob and Patrick. Or Spongebob characters.

Are you really that "NO FUN ALLOWED"

>Implying you didn't stay up past your bedtime by pretending to be asleep
>Implying you sometimes wish you didn't have any homework as a kid
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>not voting for Squilliam Tentacles

This is adorable.
As a kid, my friends and I would likely have had a heated debate over Spongebob vs Patrick or NoHomework or NoBedtime in my parent's garage while drinking Capri Sun packs.

Nigger he's third party. Good luck electing him.

>votig for the third party
why don't you just

Not to mention he works as a fast food cook. Experienced business man vs fast food worker. Really makes you think

NEPTUNE WILLS IT

What's Sponge Robert's opinion on birth control, welfare and Assad?

>when are they going to off it?

Do they even play it any more? Seems like they rarely have new episodes or even repeats. They're pimping TMNT and live action shows.

Once it is cancelled, there won't be repeats on Nick but its other channels.

All of these Spongeshills in this thread.

Patrick 2016. He's his own boss. Spobgebob works for a literal Jew.

Didn't Sup Forums stuff the ballot with Steven Universe?

>Assad
Switch Assad to Plankton.

Ok mr.(((krabs)))

Krabby Patties are addictive and (((Mr. Krabbs))) knows it.

He's the one pulling the patties. these fools are easily bought.

...

I cringe at this more than decapitation videos

He probably
>Pro-choice
>Pro-welfare
>Pro-mudslime
basipally he's the shillary of the elections

>Literal Jew
More like literal mick.

Sponge Robert murdered a health inspector in 2002

NEPTUNE SPEAKS THE TRUTH

Gold team rules

kek.

>Gold team over Blue team
hang yourself my man

Mr. Krabbs confirmed as soros

Isn't he like, 19ish and went under request of his boss who was that girl's father?

Does that make plankton redpilled?

>plankton is pol

hahahaha

plankton has always been hitler in my eyes tbqh.

Just think of how long the development process for this was before it was shown to millions of kids.

Is literally everyone at Nickelodeon a sadist?

Plankton would make the perfect Sup Forums and /r9k/ poster. His wife is a computer, FFS.

really make you hmmm

Then why was he trying to steal the krabby-patty formula? What does the formula represent?
plankton is based confirm

karen is Sup Forums or maybe an anime waifu

F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no SOR-VIVE-VERS

DID SOMEBODY SAY KAREN?