/DOAG/

Where some asshole tries to get the world to call Al Gore, "Al Gore Jr. !"

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Are we losing steam? Has the election burned us out on SJW shit? Will these threads soon cease as a daily mainstay?

I dunno, but I'm curious what Willy drew for this weeks Piss-tier Porn

Nah, I think we just got a late start. Usually somebody makes a thread close to the top of the hour, if not sooner.

Also, Willis drew Ethan peen this week.

We've lost steam before, we always come back. I'd say it's more that there really isn't anything interesting going on in the strip right now.

I think it's more people were just tired of the stupid Sup Forums tier argument chain we had yesterday

>Also, Willis drew Ethan peen this week.

Wtf does he think we are, faggots?

Well, I mean, he probably does. "We're all bi, guys!"

This this this this this

Interesting how somebody with a loose grip on male anatomy (no pun intended) can't seem to help but draw penises regularly.

This.

This proves you are some fuck from Sup Forums

Everyone knows Willis can't stand drawing penises and it makes him "assbarfy"

either learn the lore or go the fuck back

He probably forces himself to do it in an attempt to... I dunno, equal the scales or something.

Wtf you talking about, m8. I've never even visited Sup Forums tbqh.

Did some Sup Forumslack ruffle your feathers last thread?

Not anymore. Now he gets paid to draw penises poorly.

I swear he once talked about making porn that was sex-positive and sought prominence of female pleasure.

Somehow this translated to everybody making moans of agony and writhing in pain with every orgasm.

You know one of you mother fuckers is gonna' have to start shillin' out five bucks too, I got work in the goddamn morning.

Willis wants to draw dicks to show that he's comfortable with the male form, even though it's pretty clear that he's not. He also apparently has problems drawing dude chests.

And yes. At least two or three of them. The last 100 or 150 posts of the last thread were just arguing about the election because of them, and most of the regulars here hate it when we get distracted from the pureness of making fun of Willis to get mired down in shitty arguments that never go anywhere. Don't take it personally.

Her name should be Bitchy

The quality of all webcomics ebbs and flows like the tides.


... in DOA's case it goes from shit to REALLY shit. It's just shit right now, but before you know it it'll be REALLY shit again.

Oh come the fuck on, Willis. Nobody working in psychiatric care is going to let that rant slide without at least raising an eyebrow. You can't just keep shifting between wacky universe and serious universe like that.

Also, visiting hours when general ed college classes are going on? When I got sectioned, visiting hours were after 5 so that people could actually go to them.

>cut to Ethan/Mike
>cut to Billie
Jesus, Willis, learn to stick with a story until you hit a point you can break off.

Also, this is SERIOUSLY unhealthy behavior. Billie is straight up co-dependent on Ruth, and this confirms it. And yet somehow Willis doesn't want anybody to call her out for this behavior.

>TELL ME WHERE MY SUICIDAL LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND IS OR I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU ALL!!!
The picture of mental health, that one.

This is retarded.
This is literally retarded.
Jesus christ NO ONE would let a person who threatened harm, physical or otherwise, through to a person who is suicidal. Especially when that anger could easily be TO said suicidal person (he wouldn't actually know either).

This is supposed to be funny. This is supposed to be haha she made an embarrassment of herself. But it's just poor writing.

this is "heh nothing personal kid" teir

Billie getting tackled by security would have been funny.

>not Killie

>On the first week we got a NSFW pin-up of Walky and Dorothy, last week we get Sarah, and this week we get Ethan! These stand-alone artworks can be accessed by Slipshine subscribers and there’ll be a new one every week!

Any kind user want to pay and get those for us?

Why does Billie stick with Ruth, anyways? Has anybody ever actually thought to over-analyze their relationship and how unhealthy and broken it actually is?

Because I swear to God, if it weren't for grad school I'd try my own hand at it, if only to figure out just how fuck up the whole situation is.

I don't think the Ethan one is out yet

It's pretty simple, codependency and battered spouse syndrome.

Somebody's already leaked the first two. Imo, they look okay at first, but they you look closer and realize that he put zero effort into getting the anatomy right, and the you hate it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Codependency is a hell of a drug.

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It came out today

oh god, I don't know if I'll ever be ready to see it

I saw it. Why does he keep drawing pubes that look the same as their head hair. Like same shape and everything. Also the chest hair looks very itchy.

link? to all three preferably

I guess he thinks it's funny

as for the chest hair, I assume he bases it on his own?

She's what, 180lbs? I'm sure "campus security" would have her forcibly removed and detained if she tried to fight her way into a...hospital? This isn't how shit works, but in WillyLand, anything is possible.

There's no way she's 180lbs, she's like 125 at most.

Amber's probably close to 140. Women carry weight differently, a 180 pound woman is huge, even accounting for muscle.

>You can't just keep shifting between wacky universe and serious universe like that.

He does that frequently though, to the point where people genuinely think Mary's glue shenanigans counted as destruction of property.

Can dewd please not post his fucking shitty ass comic in a thread that's not about him??

Looks like somebody gives as much of a shit about their job as I do!

This just makes her earlier attack on Mary stand out even more as unjust. Clearly, Billie is a dumb, violent fuck and would take it out on Mary if things continue to go poorly for her (and they should, there's no way she'd get let in to see Ruth with her co-dependence and aggressive attitude). If she doesn't, Willis is being disingenuous with his writing.

Billie's entire character arc until now has been that she used to be an alpha bitch bully in high school only to have the real world take a shit on her. Now that she has what she feels is a modicum of power she's pretty quickly returned to being an alpha bitch bully, her social isolation, coercion, and physical violence against Mary is textbook bullying. In fact, her relationship with Ruth can be viewed in the light of Ruth's bullying, Billie is devoted to Ruth because by being Ruth's accomplice she avoids Ruth's bullying and gains a greater standing among her peers through association with Ruth.

Too bad we know Billie is supposed to be right according to Willis

And everyone on the floor knows she's a fucking bully. Everyone saw her posturing . The idea that certain people on the floor, like Sierra and Agatha, aren't extremely reticent to give Billie any control is ridiculous.

Rachel's "we can multi-task" with our hate, is a fucking lie. They ignored how shitty Ruth is, they ingored how shitty Carla is and now they're ignoring how shitty Billie is. You can acknowledge all that stuff, *while* dealing with Mary as well.

Of course, most people don't recognize bullying when it is occurring and deny it when it is happening to people they don't like. However, bullying is often directed at people like Mary because no one likes them, they're easier targets. Mary fits the bill for bully victimization; she's physically small, socially isolated, no support networks, negative disposition, and possesses characteristics outside the norm (two in this case as she's both a weeb and a fundie).

One could argue that Billie is doing the same thing Mary was doing and they'd be partially right. There is a very fine line between what Mary attempted and what Billie is doing. However, Mary attempted coercion to have Ruth meet a minimum objective standard, the requirements of her job, then later attempted to coerce preferential treatment out of Ruth. Billie poisoned the well, socially, for Mary to create an atmosphere of intimidation to force Mary to adhere to an undefined and arbitrary behavioral standard as determined exclusively by Billie and when challenged used physical violence and an acquiescing environment to force compliance.

Mary was wrong, Billie is more wrong. Mary attempted to use someone's relationship as leverage in order to have power over everyone else in the hall and still manages to have the moral high ground over Billie. And that's just sad.

No, you don't get it.

Victims are always pleasant people who just need a friend to help them out.

There is no way that being friendless in the first place is a consequence of having a difficult personality. And people always react to being bullied by only becoming very withdrawn and nice. People never get bitter or angry about having the world shit on them, making them unlikable to other people, enforcing their isolation, and pushing them into a negative spiral.

Haven't you ever seen movies? Victims are just by default the best people you will ever meet. If there is a victim that is unpleasant they were never a victim at all. They deserved it all and probably more.

Billie doesn't have any control. Almost everything she has on Mary is known by the Resident Manager, as she was present when Mary was trying to keep Ruth from being found out, and is undermined by Ruth's admission that she was physically violent to Mary and ignored resident concerns. Any further information from Billie, no matter how valid, is completely unsupported by evidence, all information provided by other students is tainted by Billie running around making sure everyone has their story straight, Billie's objectivity is completely shot by her relationship with Ruth, and all Mary needs to do get off scot free is to find someone (not Walky) who knew Billie before college to make a statement about Billie's character.

And realistically no one would give a shit about Billie as only a half dozen people were on hand to witness what happened, assuming they weren't prejudiced against Billie for getting special treatment from Ruth. Willis looks like he's setting up Agatha for opposing what's going on, but from a narrative standpoint he'd get a greater emotional impact by having Becky stand up for Mary.

Mary having been a prior victim of extensive bullying fits completely with what we've seen of her.

>Billie doesn't have any control.
I think you're talking about how realistically she wouldn't have any leverage based on the facts of the situation, but I wasn't talking about that. Within the construct of the story, Billie told everyone on the floor what was going on, and, presumably, said that she'd tell Mary to leave everyone alone. Then the residents agreed to that idea. That's the control I'm talking about. There's no reason Billie should be spearheading this plan, it should probably be Rachel, who has shown herself to be pretty objective and removed from the drama.

And all those things you mentioned just pile on even more why a person living on the floor would never ever let Billie bring their ultimatum to Mary, if they believed her in the first place.

>When I got sectioned

what are you, gay or a tranny? I wish Sup Forums had betting.

...neither? I was having a bad year at school and I got overwhelmed and shit went foul. Jackass.

fuck off and die and never come back here

seriously please drop dead immediately if not sooner

seriously, fuck. off.

....because only gays and trannies attempt suicide?

no

wew Sup Forums really got to big for there britches after the election, huh?

No, women too. I'm being flippant because there's people who "attempted" suicide who are alive and people who are dead who I'll never see again and it eats me alive because I should have done more, I never in a million years thought they would take their own life and now I have to live with that every day until the end of my days. You'd think that would instill a bit of empathy in me but it doesnt, I look at people who "attempt" suicide and I want to kill them, so I guess I'm pretty fucked up, losing people will do that to you I guess.

Dude, there's better ways to deal with that than lashing out at a random guy on a Tuvan mandala board.

I'd actually recommend that you think about seeing a shrink. Not because I think you're stark raving mad, mind you, but because this does legitimately seem like it's eating you up, and getting some psychiatric help might make you less miserable.

I'd give Willy some credit if it all lead up to a dramatic reveal that gave Mary some more character and explained some of her asshole demeanor.

But we all know that Mary is nothing more than a cardboard cutout flat-character meant solely to be abused for the reader's catharsis. Any implication of complexity to her character is accidental, because to Willy (or at least, his demented fanbase) everyone on "the other side" is nothing more than a Stormtrooper: a faceless, characterless, mindless force of evil indistinguishable from one another whose sole, entire purpose of existence is to carry out the will of their equally-dark and evil Emperor (whose face has most recently taken the form of Trump).

And you know, I'd be willing to bet that Willy did have plans for Mary beyond what she's now become, but the fact is that he listens entirely too much to his sniveling readers, and specifically those who comment on his site, and changes things accordingly to suck up to them. Thus, Mary's definitive conflict has been blatantly and obviously retconned, any hope that she might be an interesting character is beyond all reach, and the comic will continue its decline, to the great pleasure of his mentally-defective fans.

Rachel doesn't have any direct beef with Mary, any actions by her would have been reactive, not proactive.

I talk with family and friends about it a lot, I dont believe in shrinks or therapy, it doesnt make sense to me to talk to strangers over people you know and know you. Also I think the term "lashing out" is a bit dishonest and hyperbolic, as I said, I was just being facetious.

Willis?!

He could have at least given give Mary super liberal parents for a cheap gag.

Fundamentalist Christianity as teenage rebellion could support some character work.

you are literally opening up about it to random people on a taiwanese rice paper forum

how is talking to a shrink any different?

Not him, but this is anonymous you fucking retard. It's not the same as talking to a person face to face even if they are sworn to secrecy.

Willis has an aversion to utilizing parents and parenthood in his stories unless he can find a way to criticize his own upbringing.

For example, Joyce's mother is strict and religious, like Willis' own mother. Toedad was an exaggeration of that as well. I dunno where Amber's dad fits into this, but I'm sure it still applies.

well if his issue is talking to a stranger about it then obviously that's not all of his concerns since he just put it out on here

also fuck you

I've done a look-see at Mary's past strips. I'm 95% sure that he had completely forgotten about her until he needed a villain that lived in the hall. Also, the real dark emperor is probably Pence or Putin

Well, shrinks and therapy have helped me out a fair bit, so I think it's worth a shot at least. Even if you have someone else to talk to, a different viewpoint may be useful and they might be able to offer things to do with those feelings besides lashing out at total strangers. And yeah, I apologize if you don't like the term 'lashing out', but if you're going to turn someone's offhand comment into something about your own issues, it's kind of lashing out, dude.

I've gone through some dark periods myself and honestly while talking to *anybody* was an effective way to relieve the poison temporarily, it was almost definitely the therapist who helped curb it the most.

The thing with talking to people you know is that they're still just people and in some cases probably need to see a shrink themselves. A good portion of my friends and family's support amounted basically to "you should pray about it", which is a nice thought but considering the whole issue was "Oh God I don't think there's anybody to listen to my prayers" it wasn't very effective. Others just want to keep me doped up on anti-depressants till I keel over.

When it comes down to it, if I've got a heart problem I'd be a fool not to see a cardiologist, if you get my meaning.

To throw Willy a bone, extremist parents are a heavy influence on the eventual conversion of their kids to the exact opposite ideology.

I know a good handful of uber-liberal "let's move to Canada now that Trump's in charge!" Tumblrinas whose ideology revolves around being the opposite of their Republican progenitors.

I'm also dating an uber-liberal who believes, and I quote: "Niggers are fucking animals and should be kept far away from everyone else". At least I'll never get cucked

Arabs exist too, user

Is it wrong to want to move next to someone out of spite? Because I really want to move next to your girlfriend and be the best neighbor ever just to spite her. No sexy times though, I promise

Fuck you, dumbass.

>Be my Gf
>Growing up in Central America
>Live in Apartment building
>Next door is a house inhabited by Mohammedans
>Loudest, trashiest, most intolerable neighbors imaginable
>Mother regularly throws shit down at them and tells them to stfu
>One day chilling on balcony
>See little Muslim spawn in backyard with dog
>And peanut butter
>Canine Fellatio commences
>Beastiality Ensues

If anything she thinks Musulmanes are the trashiest of all

Actually her favorite uncle is blacker than charcoal and by all accounts a nice, respectable man. She's well aware of the distinction between Negros and Niggers, she just thinks there's a long way to go before the former outweigh the latter.

>She's well aware of the distinction between Negros and Niggers

lol holy shit it's like talking to my grandpa

Ah, the whole 'by niggers we mean those bad blacks, not you' thing.

I understand why people take that viewpoint, especially after Chris Rock and a few other black comedians brought that sort of thing into the mainstream. I actually had a fairly liberal ex who I had to talk out of that. I don't support it. Even if you're only condemning the sort of blacks that fit the ignorant, uneducated and violent stereotype (and yes, I'll admit, those sort of people do exist), the use of the term in that way still enforces the idea that while 'good' blacks don't deserve, 'bad' blacks do, and since other people can have much broader views about what qualifies as 'bad' blacks, it's better to just not use it. Never mind that a lot of us 'good' blacks have family and friends who weren't as lucky in terms of finances or education, and we'd prefer that they don't get thrown under the bus for our sake.

Just recognize the traits that make you dislike them (which, in the case of your Arab example, would be loudness, poor hygiene and truly horrendous childcare), and hate people for being overly loud, filthy and shitty parents.

Why are we supposed to like these characters again? A show of bullshit like that should have her asked to leave and come back when she is ready to interact with mentally unstable clients.
It's not like she's family.

Ah, the whole 'by niggers we mean those bad blacks, not you' thing.

I understand why people take that viewpoint, especially after Chris Rock and a few other black comedians brought that sort of thing into the mainstream. I actually had a fairly liberal ex who I had to talk out of that. I don't support it. Even if you're only condemning the sort of blacks that fit the ignorant, uneducated and violent stereotype (and yes, I'll admit, those sort of people do exist), the use of the term in that way still enforces the idea that while 'good' blacks don't deserve, 'bad' blacks do, and since other people can have much broader views about what qualifies as 'bad' blacks, it's better to just not use it. Never mind that a lot of us 'good' blacks have family and friends who weren't as lucky in terms of finances or education, and we'd prefer that they don't get thrown under the bus for our sake.

Just recognize the traits that make you dislike them (which, in the case of your Arab example, would be loudness, poor hygiene and truly horrendous childcare), and hate people for being overly loud, filthy and shitty parents. I mean, I have two stories about dogfuckers who happened to be white (and don't have the excuse of being young and not knowing any better), but I don't consider bestiality as an inherently white flaw.

Unless you're a genuine failure to the point of failing suicide you should be dead. 'Attempts' are just for attention.

Personally I'm more annoyed at the fact that it's
>visiting hours is over
And it should be
>visiting hours are over

Technically it's "visiting hour". Singular.

But that's even more annoying. Why would a hospital limit visitations to a single hour?

>visiting hour
No it isn't. Visiting hours extend longer than a singular hour

I mean in the comic, it's specifically "visiting hour".

And again, I ask if there are any hospitals that actually limit visits to one hour during the day.

No, that would be retarded. Further, wasn't she on campus in a med centre last I heard? When did that change?

"Health center" is just a softer way of saying "hospital".

Ultimately, it doesn't matter, since Willis has probably never been in a hospital outside of when his wife gave birth, and in any case he would have no idea what is required of a patient to be kept within the facility over the course of several days.

Visiting hours are usually one or two hours for psychiatric wards. Partially because the whole point of them is to isolate the patients so they can get their heads on straight before going back into the world. Partially because there's only so much staff around and visitors need to be monitored to make sure they don't accidentally upset the person they're visiting or smuggle contraband or something. They're usually longer on the weekends though. 3 to 4 hours.

Campus med centre, afaik.

Logically, she should have been sent to a proper psych ward or released by now, but again, this is Willis we're talking about.

Only Joyce's parents really fall into that. Toedad was a stereotype and Blaine was designed ground up to fit Amber's character arc.

Really I just think it'd be funny if Mary's parents were SJW types until nearly the point of caricature.

Campus health centers are more like urgent care clinics mixed with general practitioners. They're not designed for long term or specialized care.

Yeah, he says that but the art just feels like he was uncomfortable drawing it so he puts in goofy stuff to make it less ickypoo-y.
I'm hoping there's a bonus strip where they ask Ruth if she's expecting anyone and she says 'only a sardonic asian with fat tiddies. If she gives an unnecessarily speech, you'll know it's her."

She's been there for probably less than 24 hours at this point, of which about a third of that she'd have spent sleeping. She's receiving group therapy instead of personal therapy (normally a depressed patient has to be cleared to receive group therapy after personal therapy). The only possible way this could work out is if the staff very quickly realized that Ruth wasn't depressed or suicidal but at a very high risk of becoming so and want to see how she responds to therapy before her psych hold is up. Also it should be noted that none of her family has shown up yet.

Her family's a bunch of Canadians and she's not on the best terms with them anyways. I'm not surprised they haven't shown up.

And depending on any pills they gave her when she came in, it might have been longer than that. I was basically asleep for most of my stay because of how OP the anti-depressants were.

Well, sometimes people use inefficient methods and get caught. You could down a whole bunch of pills and not die immediately. Combine that with random chance and concerned family/friends. People could randomly show up to say hi and find you almost dead.

>People could randomly show up to say hi and find you almost dead.
That's what happened with me. My grandmother showed up to check on me and found me nearly dead after downing a bottle of sleeping pills. Then as soon as I was well enough, I was put under observation. But yeah, Ruth's whole storyline just feels so insulting. Still, I can't blame that user. When I hear people threaten suicide to manipulate people, I get rather pissed and I'm all, 'do it then.'

I'm average height for a woman, and I'm around 150 and fairly curvy (thicc thighs and decent rack). Amber is proportionally much, much bigger than me. I would put Billie at 140-160 (varies depending how big Willis wants to draw her and her boobs). Amber is much more likely to be 170-190.

>thicc thighs and decent rack
LONDON

Also, yeah, Willis can't into fat chicks, or at least not well. They all end up becoming shortstacks; he can't seem to draw tall chubby women.

> Not listening to the wisdom of your elders who have already been through this shit before

I think half the problem is this fucking inane OP image we've been using for the past few threads, and the fact that OP doesn't understand the capitalization standards of this Bruneian metallurgy board.

We've had some semblance of a template before:
>/doag/ - Dumbing of Age [General | Group Therapy]

As well as either the most recent DoA strip or an edited strip.

I dunno I think I'd put Billie as heavier than Amber (or maybe the same weight at the limit). She's taller than Amber and otherwise they're pretty much the same shape. Also Billie has more tummy rolls going on in the porn than Amber.

On the catalog it looks like an ATHF thread, and the majority of Sup Forums casuals don't know what the fuck /doag/ stands for, so the OP image should make it abundantly clear, even in thumbnail size.

We should at least come up with some shitty barebones template if this crazy train is gonna keep on rolling for another year or whatever

Yes, the Toedad saga was one year ago this month. Wrap your heads around that for a minute.

It has taken me a while to find this recent series of OPs. I think using a strip as the image and putting "Dumbing of Age" in the topic (/doag/ is fine as a title, I guess) would be good.

Last Year Today with David Willis

A year ago we would have called toedad mad. Well who's running the country now Becky!?

I'm the guy who made it with this pic first...I didn't intend for it to become the one everyone uses. I just made the pic several threads ago, and I didn't feel like giving willis views to go save a comic off the regular site.