This guy jumps out of a sewer while you're in Gotham City and tries to rob you

This guy jumps out of a sewer while you're in Gotham City and tries to rob you.

What will you do?

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Give him everything I have on me.

Throw a big rock at'em

Ha!

>This guy jumps out of a sewer while you're in Gotham City and tries to rob me
>It Ain't Me starts playing

Jokes on him, im poor

>nervously reach for my wallet
>remember it's pic related
>remember I have no money
>die a very unpleasant death

Laugh at his design

Call him a nigger.

Give him my fake wallet.

Hey man I don't want no beef!

His design is great, Kevin.

hahaaa

I hesitate for a moment, wondering why he's so short. Then I shoot him.

hop on his head and hope a mushroom pops out

He's 6'6"

Distract him this way:
youtube.com/watch?v=nQy-eJALZI0

Suck his dick

First post best post.

Luigi is a genius.

he's a big guy

is this a meme thread?