Is there a more redpilled musical instrument?
Is there a more redpilled musical instrument?
coincidence?
Any instrument is red-pilled. Most of them promote small-group cooperation, leadership and discipline.
As either a hobby, or as one of the best in the world. Anything else is wasting time and/or someone else's money.
Coincidence.
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Trombone
Here is some brass for you
Came here to post this
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That said, the pan flute is the objectively best one:
Falling for the wind instrument jew.
There's only one true redpill instrument
>Wind instrument jew
Yet two of your instruments creates a jewchuck.
I play the trumpet
If you think it's anything but the organ you're wrong.
>B-tier composter
>The "fourth" B
Oh fuck
>tfw you intentionally misname a trumpet as flugelhorn and nobody picks up or throws a tantrum
fuck you gays i'm going back to work
>He doesn't play trombone
I've played the organ in the Brisbane City Hall. Although it was only for 5 minutes, the power of the sound was incredible
all the failed normie chads played them in my 6th grade
I played trumboner
Nothing compares to a live organ recital. I've had visual hallucinations from listening to the organ.
Trumpets are for fags anyway.
from 2:00 onward is objectively not even music. it's not his fault though, he is a skillful pan flute player, the best i've seen.
all musical instruments are haram.
It's too hard to play quickly or precisely with a Trombone. That's why it's less popular than instruments like trumpet or saxophone.
Also, it kind of sounds similar to a fart and does a poor job at cutting through the rhythm section.
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Cello
Euphonium.
it's literally the most complex and beautiful instrument that allows for the greatest artistic freedom.
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>tfw you were the only euphonium in your band
Euphonium is fucking gay and just a boring version of the trombone that can't play with the same variety of musical styles, timbres or colors. Euphonium players almost always have to double on trombone unless they have a cozy army band gig, which is near impossible to get. You can only play euphonium in wind band or brass bands, and if you're one of the chosen few you might have a solo career
t. trombonist
It's never seemed too difficult for me, but if you're no good at normal trombone then I guess you can always try a valve trombone.
>kind of sounds similar to a fart
Wtf kinda argument is that though
Hahaha, I thought no one else played them. I was one of three in my band that played it.
I was literally the only euphonium in my entire band.
>tfw even my choice in musical instruments was robot tier
>Euphonium
it's like listening to Tuba solo. boring.
t. baritone horn
>valve trombone
If its not a bass trombone, you're cancer for even looking at one of those
FUCK OFF BARITONE CHAD! YOU AND THE FUCKING TRUMPETS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!
Valve trombone is only good for spic music
there's also Bob Brookmeyer but that's the only exception
I play the theremin
It's neat
Specially when I run my micromoog through it as the filter
Oh I have no love for them myself but when that guy is basing his taste on how close to a fart things sound, he was already cancer. I figure if I add one more tumor I can't hurt anything
i laughed harder than i should have.
>theremin
Truly robot tier.
Army Band fag here, this is true. It's also difficult to get in as an oboe or bassoon player.
The piano is the ubermensch of all instruments. It is objectively the most superior musical device above all others. Prove me wrong.
Drums are nigger tier
if you only play one instrument you are a fag
t. euphonium
t. bass trombone
t. trumpet
t. guitar
Penny whistle is objectively the greatest of all instruments to exist. DO YOU FAGGOTS REALIZE HOW MUCH PUSSY I GET WHEN I PLAY MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB ON PENNY WHISTLE?
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I play flute and oboe how blue-pilled am I?
>oboe
redpilled
>flute
not as redpilled
op is a fag and is wrong about his instrument
faggot. you've probably been bullied over it too
This
You must have never played one for long. I played all throughout MS and HS, I slacked off and never practiced and I still made the top bands. It's literally hand eye coordination, easy as shit
Why is flute not redpilled? it sounds objectively better than the bloody trombone.
Obviously
>you've probably been bullied over it too
Surprisingly not actually, since I was the only oboe player back in high school, and the majority of flutes were males in hs/uni. Had it been all women I would've been fucked.
ITT: Faggots too weak both in lung strength to play the most powerful and militaristic instrument.
Louis Armstrong is a fucking god
>fucking up your shoulders in highschool/uni
no thanks
weak femboy go back to flute
>tries to make an argument about lung capacity
>says flute doesn't require high lung capacity
i don't even play flute and i know you're wrong
says the faggot to weak to carry a 35lb instrument on his shoulder
Yah know how I know you've never set foot in a gym?
Yeah I'm sure you get LOTS OF PUSSY PLAYING THE TUBA. THE SOUND OF A TUBA INSTANTLY MAKES PUSSY SOO FUCKING WET!!
t. A penny whistle player who gets lots of trim
drumfags report
I played quads in high school whenever we needed less bass and more percussion
put me in coach
I'd occasionally play the snare in high school during cadences for fun
>youtube.com
>No fucking with the trombone
No. In conjunction with a piano, it can sound amazing.
>Sousaphone seen as possible substitute for upright tuba
I wish this actually took off. My sousaphone is way better than my upright.
>Go to concert band audition
>Bring sousaphone
>Get laughed out before even playing a note.
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