Brit/pol/- Good moaning edition

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>Today's Papers 5/9/16
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>Lord Ashcroft: This is what Britain really wants from Brexit, Mrs May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/this-is-what-britain-really-wants-from-brexit-mrs-may/

>May pours cold water on Britain introducing Australian points-style immigration system
express.co.uk/news/politics/707121/May-Britain-Australian-points-style-immigration-system

>UK economy expands at steady pace despite Brexit vote
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-economy-cbi-idUKKCN1190XJ

>Theresa May in talks over a free trade deal with Australia after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/03/g20-theresa-may-in-talks-over-a-free-trade-deal-with-australia-a/

>Keith Vaz stands down from home affairs select committee after male escort sex allegations
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/keith-vaz-resigns-from-home-affairs-select-committee-following-m/

>Japan warns firms may move European HQ out of Britain
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37270372

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Lads, are there any people that you want to "enrich" British culture?

I'd think some "multiculturalism" with the Scandis would be alright (not the cucked ones of course)

He was Birmingham's last hope

Post waifus. Why am I alive posting this at 5am Ree desu.

This sounds fucking great. So you're saying for a beginner dont go for a couple of small tanks? Choose a big one? Got any good resources where I can find out what fish can be put in a tank together? I imagine that would be an issue too... From your picture description it sounds like you have one species per tank

Any techniques for falling asleep properly lads?

Every time i go to bed my mind races and I'm up for an extra hour trying to sleep. also feels really uncomfortable even though my bed is fine.

am i just retarded?

How do I become British?

Oh my God lads I had a legit fucking hallucination/vision, and it was great. In it sometime in the future (I couldn't get an exact date, it wasn't too far away, maybe something like 2050?) the British Heir married the Japanese heir, and our two countries were joined together in union.

Just imagine it lads, all the qt Jap bints and import free anime you could dream of.

You anxious and got stuff on your mind? Would suggest exercise heavily before bed and hot shower/bath.

Take some melatonin and/or drink a warm glass of milk about 30 minutes before you go to bed.

Burn the White House down

Play vidya or watch random shite until you are physically exhausted.

>tfw the nightmares and self-recriminating daydreaming never end

Be a Muslim, rape women.

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No squintless man can sit on the Chyrsantheum throne

>Just imagine it lads, all the qt Jap bints and import free anime you could dream of
>qt Jap bints
>British and Japanese genes mixed
>Gals are all cute like Anri

I need it. She's the best British pornstar

I dunno man, just been like this for years and i cant figure out why.

I do need to exercise though so i might try that.

she has shit tits desu

protecting of from the fenians

Do you take drugs or drink before bed?

Is that your idea of a conversation starter?

Skurrs for the skurr throne.

Anri retired sadly.

studies say having a screen on hinders your sleep but I find putting on something I've watched a million times helps

She may have retired, but her boobs are eternal.

Nah, never done drugs and when i drink the problem only gets worse.

I can tell you that being physically exhausted whilst smashed is not fun.

is there a brit/pol/ discord?

Dave used to be great for nighttime sleeps. sadly they removed old top gears and QI's for lizard lick towing and american pickers

Anglosphere and the Germans (uncucked ones that is)

>discord

Normies OUT

American Pickers is pure kino, tbf

Move to Britain.
Contribute to the economy.
Enjoy our natural beauty and museums.
Pick a British sport like rugby, football or tennis and get involved somehow.
Find a local pub to visit, you don't even have to drink alcohol you can just go there to eat.
Hate mudslimes.
Learn to hate other European nations, but not fully, more frenemy sort of thing.

>Is that your idea of a conversation starter?
No the opposite

Who else is /Becoming_increasingly_sanguine_about_Scotland_leaving_the_union/ ?

>watching stuff and playing vidya physically exhausts him

I read this all in Alan's voice

Nah I take pleasure in keeping them in the Union against their will

>impotent shit talking

Keeping this conflict going only causes unnecessary suffering. Most of it on your side.

Why are Unionists so afraid of their identity collapsing if they stop hating Catholicism and Irishness? Hmm...

Are you saying you can stay awake indefinitely as long as you don't do anything strenuous?

My mam's Irish can I be an honorary potato man?

I also would like to see a united Ireland.

Dia shábháil an Bhanríon

Oi u dumb oirish cunt.
It's the staying awake that exhausts you not the watching shit and playing vidya.

Should have been more, we were always too lenient with the Irish.

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They voted to stay in though.

But not by much.

Yes. Continue our march through the institutions, you quintessentially British Brit you.

You had two chances.
You blew them.

That's why I said "until".
Unless you think you can play vidya or watch videos while asleep.

In that particular instance it would have been technically justified, although the effects mightn't have been very good.

But if the Irish war of Independence hadn't happened, all of Ireland would be independent from Westminster and ruled from Dublin.

Why are Irish posters so rude, lads

The only thing that really separates us is religion
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Its just potato niggery they can't help it.

Not rude, just assertive.

And the religious separation was Britain's doing, and was wrong from the very start.
Our propensity to "national myths" is well famed, but desu the "Unionist" identity (a political position, not an ethnicity!) is one justified almost entirely through myths.
Acknowledging reality isn't painful unless you get withdrawal symptoms.

You might've said 'until' but you still responded to my post as though what I said was right you fucking twit, therefore my meaning of your words became the truth.

Resentment. For something that happened 100 years ago that no one alive has anything to do with.

>>/gif/

These British Jew cucks are still at it? Some things never change. The latest comes from beloved cuck Farage on radio crying about "anti-semites" and the "Irish".

A jolly good laugh they are... the eternal british cuck.

whoa...

That's an unsupported leap in logic.
I asked hypothetically within your framework.

Can you not conceive of entertaining a thought without accepting it?

No, actually.
If anything the partition was the fault of stupid judgement on the part of a handful of Irish.
It's shit-talking and bullshit historical narratives that offend us.

Not trying to sound like your mom but you should try "winding down" before bed.
Having 12 Sup Forums tabs open and then going to bed 5 minutes later doesn't really work for me. I would suggest not doing stuff online that (actually) makes you think/fires up those neurons for like 1 hour before going to sleep.
We're aren't the same person but it works for me!

different time of day

>that noticeably larger proportion of MPs present in the left-wing versus right-wing Jew debate

fucking right clown show it is....

>pathetic attempts at recovering

You no ramp having faggot

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No u.

Bumping for Britannia

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GOOD MORNING

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>The sun shall never set on Brit Sup Forums

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He did nothing wrong

Bump for Éire.

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Why did we stop using words like thine, thou etc
Gave our language more leverage

Hey mates.

I was talking with a few friends the other day about nationalism and we got onto the topic of dying for your country. I was shocked to find that all of them stated that "land is land" and "borders just seem pointless to me". They all agreed upon the fact that none of them would ever die for their country.

Has cultural Marxism gone this far? None of them seem to realize that freedom is something people have died for for centuries and yet in this increasingly globalized world there are less and less people willing to fight to protect those liberties.

Maybe I'm the crazy one.

>Enjoy our natural beauty

This one especially.

HMS Queen Elizabeth
70,000 tonnes of pure fucking win for the British.
Lets go back to the 1960's it's the year the labour government smashed the Royal Navy with the white paper, scrapping our next gen super carriers and instead we built the smaller invincible class.
Because of the defence cuts British Innovation had to get their engineering caps on once more and we invented the Harrier jump jet as well as the Ski ramp. This means we can add up carrier innovations as such
>The carrier - British Invention
>The angled flight deck - British Invention
>The steam catapult - British Invention
>The Standard Take off and vertical landing STOVL - British Invention
>The Ski ramp - British Invention
OK great, we're fucking awesome, but we're broke as fuck and the public doesn't support military spending.
Skip forward to present day and the new Queen Elizabeth carriers.
We have a huge naval personnel problem, not enough seamen, this means that if we want to run nuclear powered carriers we can only realistically operate one, which means like the french the thing will be over worked and have a huge downtime of 1-3 years mid life were we wont have a carrier.
Fuck that.
Ok so no nuclear option, well that saves money too so that's good.
Catapults? We could use steam ones for sure on conventional engines.
Let's talk next gen fighters, a carrier is only a good as her planes and our fleet of harriers were out of date as it was when retired so we need new ones.
F-35 5th generation stealth multirole Aircraft to centre stage.
You get three options A, B, C.
The RAF likes the A version, cheapest, largest fuel capacity, largest loadout capacity.
The Navy wants C, equipped for the stresses of carrier catapults and has a good fuel capacity and loadout.
F-35B, it has the smallest loadout, the smallest fuel capacity and is the more expensive of the three but the thing can fucking take off and land vertically. Marines cream over this shit.
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>dying for your country = dying for freedom

That's some heavy loads you have there mate. Maybe if you'd asked if they'd be willing to die to defend their right to be homosexual left-wing cuckolds they'd have said yes.

I mean your post is probably satire but whatever.

It's not satire, I'm just not a very good writer.
I did explicitly state that it would be for their own freedom. But they seemed perfectly okay with the idea of just fleeing the country instead.

>tfw the postman brings you a new cute girl statue

Best thing to happen before falling asleep.

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>Have skin issue that needs some cream
>Get doctors appointment
>Wake up in too much pain to move due to health condition
>Cancel doctors appointment
>Offered home visit

Not sure what I should do lads. I can get an appointment another day no problem and should be up to it. Not sure it's worth calling a doctor out for a little esma. seems a waste of time and money DESU

You mad they haven't made an Alice statue yet as well?

Clearly their allegiance lies with the freedom to be homosexual left-wing cuckolds, not just countries per se. You have to know how to press the question: if they were at the last place on earth where they can be leftist faggots and right-wing death squads surrounded them, would they willing to fight and die as leftist faggots, or surrender to the fascists?

Morning lads, LOTS of potential for a Happening today in Calais:

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About to go into the job centre 2bh lads, wish me luck

Don't fuck it up, lad.

>>>Keith Vaz stands down from home affairs select committee after male escort sex allegations
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/04/keith-vaz-resigns-from-home-affairs-select-committee-following-m/
Jej. What a fruitcake.

Ah lad i already did, my appointments at 9 and i just went to open the door but it was shut and everyone inside looked at me

What health condition?
If it's actually bad, a house call is fine. Better to see a doctor when you can than wait.

If poz was the losing side and not the winning one, they wouldn't be in it. It's that simple.

As to whether they would fight for something they could actually identify with and not some meaningless abstract, it's a tough call.
Call me a cynic, but the way most people kneel and make great displays of how they're "good tolerant people" according to the deep state's religion makes me think most people don't give a fuck and will only fight if they feel they are surfing on a tidal wave. Most people won't stick their necks out.

Interesting.

The truck drivers are based desu.
France is ruled by faggots, has been for centuries. Not even the BTFO-ing of Bonaparte could purge them properly.

It's only recently I found out we have our own sodomite Indian politician in Ireland.

JIZZ IN THE POO

You mong. Try not to spill your spaghetti during your interview.

Im sweating 2bh im gonna die i think

Just wait until you start your shitty minimum wagecuck job...

Blue light from screens keeps your eyes and brain awake, download f.lux and try to switch off 30 mins before bedtime, no caffeine 6 hours before bed also helps.

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LADS IM GONNA KILL MYSELF OMG IM GONNA END IT ALL IT

Lots of young people have never fired a weapon or been in a fight.
They are scared easily.

>what have you been doing this week to look for wage slavery?

Take sertraline

Gotta make a phone call to NHS today, bricking it lads

Fibro. Not related to the skin thing.

My dilemma is it's a waste of the doctor's time who could use it better on someone who needs it rather than me who's just having an off day and can get in another day fine.

>live in Fenland
>fucking surrounded by boring farmland
>go on google maps and find some lakes
>drive to the lakes
>they are gated up private property

There is literally no nature where I live. No forests, no lakes, etc.

Look at this photo of a German town. They have forests in fucking walking distance. I wish we had that. I cannot stand having fucking nothing around.

I wish i were queer so i could get chicks just started playing lads the fucking intro to that song just played full blast on my phone out of nowhere

Im actually going to die im gonna jump out the window lads ive never sweat so much in my life

I've never had a job. How do people do it? The thought of being surrounded by normies for 35/40 hours a week makes me curl up and hide.

Here's another one. Bavaria again.

Forests in walking distance from the town centre.

What's wrong with you faggot? You're having a meeting with someone who's highest point in their career is working in the job centre. Why are worried?

Yeah it's bullshit. Forests and natural resources should be collectively owned.

We're with you user