>The pediatric wisdom is that it’s often the mother who asks the question. But she usually says the question comes from the boy’s father.
>His dad is worried, she begins. Is our son’s penis a normal size? Is it too small? Is something wrong?
>Most of the time, everything is perfectly normal. But what most of those boys have in common is their physique: They tend to be overweight.
well.blogs.nytimes.com
Why is the mother thinking about her son's dick so much? Is she planning on /ss/? Where's Freud?
>>Most of the time, everything is perfectly normal. But what most of those boys have in common is their physique: They tend to be overweight.
What happens when it is not normal?
>implying any Freudian idea is not bullshit
The more fat you have the more fat hides your dick.
Xenoestrogen in foods and plastics and free estrogen in tapwater
Male birth rates have been gradually declining for decades
Children of Men here we come
It's fine to show your kids how to masturbate when they're seven or eight, mothers fucking their sons once they turn 11 is a good way to keep up with their development.
t. /ss/
>Implying size matters
Any woman who makes a big deal out of it is a whore.
maybe if our country didn't practice routine male neonatal genital mutilation we wouldn't have to worry about our son's dicks
also this this this
Maybe the parents should stop shoving food down their pie hole, give them something good, let them move around for fucking once instead of gluing them to the TV or fucking tablets, and stop being a bunch of fucking faggots.
>762
Most of these millennial parents could use a 7.62 in the face.
I thought Children of Men was the opposite; women become infertile, men fight over last woman who can be preggers.
Meanwhile we get the awesome version where all the women fight over one guy. That or nation's fund that whole lesbian baby thing and phase men out altogether. :^)
Woman love and only want big cocks.The correct way to make a woman truly happy is:
Feed her your dick (Her brain demands cock 24/7 if you don't fuck her on the daily she'll look for other cocks to suckle on)
Beat her up (her brain understands you're her owner)
>tfw you will never /ss/
STOP REMINDING ME
>Is something wrong?
Yes, you probably circumcised it on top of the kid being a fat ass from his mom being a degenerate shit in eating the wrong things.
>Meanwhile we get the awesome version where all the women fight over one guy
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>legitimately worrying about child cock sizes when they're pre-pubescent
wtf i love defooing now
kill your parents
>320lbs each
>relatively small penis
>6"
Christ. how huge of a dick would one need to push past all the fat and satisfy her? 15"?
why kind of pervert is going of of their way to looking at their kid's dick?
this has to be fake.
Why are you posting anime shit outside of your containment board?
I believe the issue here is gravity. If they had a system of ropes and pulleys in place they could resolve their situation.
Sorta have to when you're giving your baby a bath.
What if they vote to import in unaffected males from other countries?
Now this isn't such a good result
Wew lad.
The image in the OP is the last straw. Gas the kikes, race war NOW.
I assure you, its not your circumcized dick thats keeping you from getting laid. Its your victim mentality. Now circumcision is some illicit form of torture that is part of the 6000 year talmudic prophecy.
i swear i've lost half and inch
Its a psyop. Its designed to demoralize white males.
Why isn't circumcision banned?
>I assure you, its not your circumcized dick thats keeping you from getting laid. Its your victim mentality.
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I'm only getting longer and stronger
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Isn't that the plot to Battletanx?
Circumcized and uncircumcized alphas will keep on keeping on, and pathetic faggots like you will remain virgins. Nothing will change.
The only thing stopping me from suicide is knowing that I just need to wait and watch the entire world commit suicide.
I wonder why it's so common in the US anyways. Do you get shekels from your jew overlords for it?
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To be fair though, circumcised dick is universally considered more attractive.
it won't happen in your lifetime.
You sassy motherfucker
hmm really makes you think
Go outside of where it's not common. I'm uncut, and girls I've been with over here have said it's weird looking/feeling.
I'd never circumcise my sons
>I assure you, its not your circumcized dick thats keeping you from getting laid. Its your victim mentality.
I was butchered more than the usual amerikike child and have difficulty obtaining erections and experience chronic pain from this every day. My mother cannot look at me because she feels so guilty about it.
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so you're into amputee-porn? gross.
He's not even talking about that you stupid faggot.
Besides, none of your bs negates the fact that circumcision is barbaric mutilation.
It's a 19th century method for curing "self-harm" (read masturbation) that is perpetuated by religious ignorance (most Christians do it because they think it's what God wants EVEN THOUGH THEIR FUCKING HOLY BOOK EXPLICITLY STATES CIRCUMCISION ISN'T A REQUIRED THING AFTER JESUS AND THAT ANYONE THAT GETS CUT SHOULD FOLLOW ALL OF THE OLD LAWS THEN), tradition and profit.
I'm just so fucking sick of jewry.
>universally
>U.S.
Americans
Women in the U.S do find it more attractive according to census, but not in countries where it isn't common
Hope you sued the kike doctors m80.
You're universally considered a fucking retard.
YOU'RE CUTE
>women so in love with cut dic
>don't know that it leads to vaginal dryness during sex, abrasions of the vaginal canal and general less satisfying sex due to harder thrusts necessary for cut men to be stimulated, leaving out the clitoral stimulation of the much softer and shorter thrusts done by intact men.
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It's like they hate sex or something.
Holy shit calm down, it's not like you had you clit cut off.
>caring about how the woman feels during sex
might as well have done that.
made your daily "tfw no gf"-thread yet?
A botched circumcision can really fuck a guys dick up.
When your Shelia isn't the first kangaroo you could successfully hold down till you're finished, you tend to care.
nah dude you should feel bad for this poor sap. many times the doctors are fucking retarded and they fuck up the circumcison. this user will probably never normal sex. circumcison is barbaric desu. absolutely no reason to do it
Eve though I agree with you 100% on this matter you should stop posting any anti anime. Last week I got banned for 5 days because I said that he needed to fuck off to Sup Forums.
>Japanese flag posting in a thread about penis sizes
85% of the world's population disagrees with you
it's here in the US because of this stupid fucking cunt
en.wikipedia.org
You know what hurts the most? My parents are jewish and because of this I have renounced the religion. I had a bris for god's sake, where my entire family ate orderves and drank whine while they watched!
>thinking you can sue a jew
intaction.org
nigga I am mad
>no anesthetic was used
What could have possibly been the reason for the childs trauma. really makes you think.
>Implying Japanese flags are actually Japanese people.
First day on Sup Forums Hasn't high school started up again yet?
Shielas are much easier to hold down than kangaroos
>where my entire family ate orderves and drank whine while they watched!
that's the sickest part.
getting one for a phimosis, alright, at least it's remotely necessary.
but for religion?
"yay, let's celebrate permanent damage and impeding our son's and his partners' sex-life! hooray!"
Just buy really soft underwear or one of those really soft "fake foreskin" pouches for your dick.
>let's celebrate permanent damage and impeding our son's and his partners' sex-life!
What's wrong with celebrating a wedding?
>impyling you aren't a fat american using a proxy
dude how the fuck do your roos get so massive? do you guys go around and inject them with steroids? or does that fellow just carry that bag around all day?
>this is what cutlets actually believe
Nigger scroll up and tell me where the fuck you are you stupid newfag.
>Go onto Sup Forums
>Tell the locals how to behave
>Then user was Muslim rapeugee
nice.
The difference is a wedding is happening with the groom's consent (except in Alabama).
Babies usually don't consent to get their foreskin amputated, though.
So why is female circumcision illegal, when you can just wear other underwear?
>This projection.
>Implying I don't keep in good shape for my health so I can be there for my wife and kids.
It gives me a tremendous morale boost when my wife climaxes. I like to think about how good she's feeling, 2 climaxes minimum.
dunno, when a girl is highly lubricated I can't feel as much pleasure, I like to dab her if she's too wet. I'm not sure whether its frigidity or anatomy that makes some women climax during sex, but if she doesn't climax from penetration, just hold your thumb on her clit with each thrust.
>one of those really soft "fake foreskin" pouches
Great idea, not like you're born with a foreskin.
"When you cut your foreskin, it wins"
They use their arms to move themselves around
Hell yes it is. I am glad I am not the only one who remembers that game.
>I thought Children of Men was the opposite; women become infertile, men fight over last woman who can be preggers.
Children of Men source is men becoming sterile. Heebs don't want to talk about that because making our sperm counts lower is at least a side effect of their making us into low T cattle.
do these things just go around the country kicking abo's asses?
Thanks Hillary!
Why the fuck do all these things look like Stallone?
Nah they're chill as fuck for the most part assuming you don't try to stand off against the alpha male.
I think you already know the answer to that.
Bruh if reincarnation is real I want to be a kangaroo for all those sweet gains
>not living a country with chill but yoked kangaroos
feels bad man
>kangaroo balls are actually over top of their dicks instead of under
Who would win in a fight, a roo or an emu?
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Honestly the future sounds great.
>huge amounts of men opt out becoming NEETs
>huge amounts of men opt out cutting their cocks off becoming trans
>chads are thrown into prison for, SHOCK, having sex when both them and the qt3.14 is inebriated
>it becomes normal that a woman works, cleans, and is a good girlfriend
>VR, porn, and robot qt3.14s proliferate
The MASSIVE reduction of men seeking partners + glut of VR cuties, robot cuties, and sexually frustrated bio-cuties, makes the future sound like a paradise.
I already made my wife agree that I get a robo-qt.3.14 the moment they become legal.
>320 lbs
>LOL BUT WE'RE ACTIVE
>LOL BUT WE'RE HAPPY
>LOL BUT WE'RE HEALTHY
these delusional fat fucks holy shit.
i mirin'
Roo. Assuming of course it didn't just run away like it usually would. Emu's claws are similar to a kangaroo's but they lack the raw strength that a roo has.
We make souvenirs out of them
>getting one for a phimosis
even worse, you don't even need one for that, there are special topical steroids and stretching routines that will get rid of phimosis. There isn't and has never been any use for a (((medical circumcision))). I remember my younger cousins bris when I was 8 years old. My parents gathered all the children in the other room so we couldn't hear the screaming as much. It was on that day my faith in judaism began to crack. The orderves were quite good though.
I am the Punished Kike, here to drop the redpills son.
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These things, silly looking as they are, actually do reduce friction and chronic pain.
manhood.mb.ca
Check your thin privilege
man I cannot wrap my fucking head around a form of "animal" that has such weird biology as a roo and is bipedal
just the idea of like getting groceries out of your car and a bipedal animal as tall as you are and much stronger rifling through your cantelopes or whatever and staring you down is weirder than anything I can imagine
do they get oppressed by the government or whatever? how do these things coexist with humanity without someone raging?
Kill yourself Jew.
Or just...leave it there and teach your kid to clean/retract the foreskin daily? Not exactly rocket science.
>We make souvenirs out of them
B-but the tag clearly shows a donkey...
We're raised to love our native animals. Plus we farm them for meat.
>Letting your kids get fat
What the fuck is wrong with people. These parents should be shot.
Nah man, like the physique I understand, but their faces always look like some beefed up motherfucker that wants to fight or give an mumbled speech on achieving your dreams
Look closer