>for his role as Dick Cheney, Christian Bale stuffed himself with a lot of pies to gain the former Vice-President's height
>if Dick Cheney was to be portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis, DDL would have not only eaten tons of pies to gain Cheney's weight, but also go into the woods shooting fools in the face
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
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DDL would've faked 9/11 and invaded Iraq to enrich his MIC friends. BRAVO. Truly the greatest thespian of all time.
gaining height by eating pies? christian bale is a fucking miracle worker
He went on the Bane diet.
If you haven't got your heart replaced by a robot heart you're not living the role fully.
U jealous manlet? Why are manlets always so butthurt?
shouldnt you be butthurt if people can start gaining height by eating pies the one thing you have going
you must have some issues lashing out like this. those insecurities triggered my firewall
Inb4 manlets running to every bakery in the world and buying all the pies due to a typo
>for his role as CIA in The Dark Knight Rises, Aidan Gillen read his lines for one hour in front of the mirror, until they didn't seem ridiculous and he finally could stop laughing
>if CIA was to be portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis, DDL would have not only join the actual CIA, but engage in missions in Central Asia and tooking part in plane crashes
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
Spotted the samefag manlet.
Kek
>for his role as Harry Tasker, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to endure take after take of Jamie Lee Curtis flaunting her horrid body in front of him
>if Harry Tasker was to be portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis, DDL would have not only endured Curtis' body, but actually enjoy her so much he would actually have intercourse with her through the remainder of the filming to add natural chemistry between both actors
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
>for his role as Bane in the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises, Tom Hardy gained muscle for his role and developed a reterded accent that nobody understood
>if Bane was to be portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis, DDL would have not only created a brand new language on which he could base a new accent in English language, but also became pure muscle with 0% of body fat, join a secret ancient league of assassins, be jailed for decades in a Middle-Eastern prision, and provoke both a earthquake and a social revolution in one major American city
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
>for his role as Lightning McQueen in the Cars Saga, Owen Wilson read his lines with his natural charm to a recorder in one afternoon
>if McQueen was to be portrayed by Daniel Day Lewis, DDL would have not only fill his body with stickers, but actually engage in surgeries to become an actual racing car, taking part in races and raping every Porsche Carrera he could find in the exaust pipe
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOOD ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
Kek
Something tells me The Dark Knight Rises was based on a true story.
Why doesn't he just act?
true dat
its about the iranian revolution. bane is ayatolla assholla khomeni. dick cheney is batman fyi.
Explain.
lrn2readabook
ayatolla khomeni never "led" the revolution, he merely started it "for the people".
the mock trials of the rich are right out of the post revolution purges..
m e t a p h o r
Lel
Is this a new meme?
And it's already dead due to unfunny cunts thinking they're funny
>87722469
Rip then
Jesus Christ.
DDL would have cooked and eaten Cheney to gain his powers.
>for his role as Paul Dano, Paul Dano started visiting grocery stores and not only entertained customers with anecdotes and hand gestures but handed $100 bills for a few bulk-scanned organic granola bars to the cashiers
>if Paul Dano was portrayed by Daniel Day-Lewis, he would have done the same
THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CLASSIC ACTOR AND A GREAT ACTOR!
Meh
bump
lol