Homestuck

We should be getting new stuff tomorrow, or so I've been told.

Will Roxy, the Rogue of Void, a literal God with the most absurdly broken Classpect in existence be able to save Jane, another God, with a not quite as broken but still absurdly powerful Classpect from what seems to be by all accounts a bunch of contemporary political issues poorly disguised as trolls?


Well, let's find out!

homosuck is irrelevent

you were told wrong. it's gonna be on friday

I don't get why you are so angry. Jane was caught off guard because her teleporter was hacked because she was slutting it up for her girlfriends.

IT'S
SO
BORING

The trollerists should just get demolished, I don't see what their plan could possibly be screwing with a god tier. Maybe Caliborn has a hand?

Or maybe John smelled the homosexuality growing on Jane recently, and he's gonna get all hammery.

Why the fuck did they kidnap Jane?

Cohen gonna set up his Trump oc and Karkat has to stop him by becoming a politician? Fucking lol.

this doesn't register as a story

do teens not learn basic plot elements anymore so they grow up to make this?

that's the genius of a twitter "funny" "man"

It's not that about her kidnapped, idiot. It's about the tension being borderline non-existent.

>Or maybe John smelled the homosexuality growing on Jane recently, and he's gonna get all hammery.

>John kidnaps Jane so Roxy, and Callie come and then kills all of them in heroic deaths and no Jane to revive the rest
who does he go after next

The sickle all makes sense now.

Karkat is just a Bernie victory fantasy for them.

its supposed to be tense? she's still a god with girl vim or whatever

What's the point if it's not tense? What's the point if there are no stakes to a kidnapping plot?

to stop fans from leaving since hussie's dead, the game isn't out yet, and HS2.0 is deader than hussie?

Huh. Comic got deleted. Well if ya wanna see it just look in the archive.

You just proved my point. The story is whack.

my point is that there is no point it's just pxs but they dont have to pay people. because hussie is dead and homestuck 2.0 was doa and nothing ever happened for some reason

So what are the rest of these gods doing during the uprising?

user..... Be quiet. You're just repeating yourself.

Karkat even looks miserable. It's hilarious.

I'm just saying I don't know what you were expecting or why you thought it'd be tense

I didn't. I'm just saying it's not.

CANWC music albums have some suprisingly good art for a thing done by leddit.

Would fugg that Rose.

I wonder what Hussie saw in Cohen

I wonder what Cohen saw in Hussie

Does Cohen even like Homestuck?

then why are we arguing if we agree

>redditors still trying to shill their shitty comic
Sigh.

this is like one of those episodes of dbz where someone tries to mug goku

like its silly since you cant mug goku

>I wonder what Hussie saw in Cohen
someone blackmailing him
>I wonder what Cohen saw in Hussie
a horses dick
>Does Cohen even like Homestuck?
does anyone?

Because you're kind of dense and/or stupid.

Why are you all still following The Cursed Child of Homestuck?

just tired.
and drunk
and sad

because I need to see Caliborn's kid with Terezi after he cucked Gamzee

so now that homestuck is dead, what fanaventures should i read? is there anything good on mspfa?

At least I know you're intoxicated and not just oblivious. Good talking, user.

yeah sorry for repeating myself, I just misread due to those factors.

This is Aradia, say one (1) thing nice about her. If you do, your death is guaranteed to be quick and painless.

Aradia is a shit character

She's ugly.
Also, this.

Show that these douchebags aren't actually managing to maintain a good public image with their people because they have no idea how to run a kingdom

This is Vriska. Say eight (8) nice things about her. If you do, good luck will come to you and your death will be quick and painless.

I love Serkets more than her!!!

Do you think Hussie realizes the irony?

But why a kidnapping? And the point in showing this is what? To set up a new show?

This is Karkat's Kiwi. Say one (1) nice thing about Karkat. If you do, his Kiwi will die a quick and painless death.

Can I save the kiwi somehow?

no

does hussie even care anymore

the point is to have a thinly veiled trump parody hurt the hilary clinton jane

FUCK THAT KIWI

If I insult karcuck can the bird be saved

Why not?
Karkat, no.....

Double-death of the author. it updates weekly and tells an alternate ending to post-GO homestuck. The pacing is iffy as is the art, but there are more interactions, and fewer plot holes and loose threads. Over all better than the canon end.

Things it corrects
>Land quests completed
>land quests for the alpha kids included
>denizens met
>the condesce's immortality curse is still a thing
>calliope's black eyes are built on
>droog, deuce, erisol and bg!dirk re-appear
>more davesprite, no davepeta
>the arquius problem is solved
>meenah fucking dies
>griska sucks less
>Mother/Daughter banter between Condy and Nannasprite

This is a wh8re. Say even one (1) nice thing about her and she will die a slow and painful death.

She has a nice smile 0u0

wait is she supposed to be a Lord of Space

Get away from her, Vriska, you cunt.

looking back, what even was the point of calmasis again? Why was that heavy-handed foreshadowing even there?

This is Andrew. Say one (1) nice thing about his later work and Cohen will die a slow and painful death.

cool and new web comic, lucidstuck, oceanfalls, nightfall, hackbent.

kill six billion demons and prequel are also good, but they're not mspfa.

To be extra subversive.

Yes.
Hecka jef is a muse of time and roze is a lord of space.

Cohen didn't write it. Please kill Cohen now.

what later work

I ship it.

Just die already! Holy fuck!

ocean falls is GOAT waifu material

fuck [s] collide. BKEW could have written a better climax. Hell, fucking PoM could have written a better climax!

>PoM

????

Paper of Mario

why are you still here?

I'm thinking of making a documentary where I track Hussie across the country and try to figure out where the fucking Hiveswap money went

Unfortunately I have a lisp so I'd come across as a creepy stalker.

Literally who?

1. She is the 8est
2. She was the true MC of Hivebent
3. Better than Karkuck
4. Has a loyal waifu looking for her
5. Better than (Vriska)
6. Able to act edgy compared to the rest of the cast
7. Is hilarious when she gets angry
8. Forged a plan and did shit against LE and the other bosses instead of moping around and being worthless or turning into Dave's sex toy.

Very niche game for the n64

I saw some cunt wearing a shirt on a bus (which is semi rare here) a few hours ago. If you're here I was the one with the books.

JANE A SHIIIIIIIIIT

I don't understand.

Where do you live where wearing clothes is a rarity? Can I live there?

Isn't there a limit to how much you can say on a snapchat image?

Jane coulda been good

Obviously.

Everyone but Roxy could have been good. Roxy needs a complete reworking. Her character has zero tangible potential.

Ooooh- Sorry. It's kind of just a close-friends nation. I would invite you but, like, I don't know if our leader really wants people immigrating there tonight. I mean, we sort of just planned an economy for -us- not sure if there's enough financial stability if we have to factor you in as well. You could probably come but it would just sort of be really awkward you know? Maybe next time, if we see enough industry growth, I could ask to see if you could immigrate.

Thanks for understanding.

Why is this still running why did Homestuck have to continue through some image messenger instead of just uploading it through the site why did Hussie have to drop the ball so damn hard 1/4 of the way into the end of Homestuck like why Hussie why

Paper Mario (or Mario Story in Japan) is a turnbased JRPG title for the Nintendo 64 gaming system.

In this game Mario, along with the help of some new friends, must help free the seven star spirits and Princess Peach from Bowser (who is using the stolen Star Rod).

The battle system in this game is turn based. The player can select an attack move for both Mario and his current partner. This game uses action commands. In order to perform an attack correctly, the player must input the command correctly.

How is this a person.

Paper Mario is a paper version of
Mario.

How would he write the ending of Homestuck.

nah

>

Please Delete This Rose Is Not For Sexual With Men Shoutpole

She damn well is

i hate kanaya she reminds me of the girl who stole my gf

>Cohen used 11/11 for this lame plot instead of showing the alpha kids and cherubs having fun

I don't even understand.

Posting porn doesn't make you write. All of the Alphas have more to their potential and uniqueness. Jane has being raised to propaganda and being a spoiled bitch. Jake has obsessing over movies and imitating them in real life and his general egocentrism. Dirk is well, Dirk.

All Roxy has is "lol im lonely and stuff" and alcohol. She needs to be fundamentally reworked to be truly made interesting.

>write

*right
Fuck.

Fuck you, I fixed it. I have a lot of back pain right now.

Mario is mute in the Paper Mario games.

Rose can't even take John's dick? What a lightweight.