/AGJ/ general-"ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS FOR BLAIRITES"

/ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA IS FOR BLAIRITES/ edition

>ED page
encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander_Jahans
So Alexander Gordon Jahans has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, now, check it out. Make sure he sees this one, boys.

>Le Super Sincere Vow "I WILL NOT BEND TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS" (/most recent vid/)
(that's an actual quote from this vid)
youtube.com/watch?v=nXAjSYuh30M
He now has 1,800+ subscribers and it's going to his head, he seems to think he's a rising Youtube star, he recently made a deranged and melodramatic vow NEVER to give in to his subscribers' "racism" or "sexism". It makes you wonder just how strong his beliefs are if he has to make a literal vow. Why is he so afraid of his worldview being shattered?

Apparently a group of evil monsters /even worse/ than Sup Forums have begun to fuck with him. Who could it be?


>Le "WAHH I DINT GIT THE JOB" Rant
youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o
In this rant he basically reveals that he blames all of his problems on the Alt Right and basically sees us (Sup Forums, The Daily Shoah, the Alt Right) as his archnemesis. He ends the rant with these final words:

>"I REALLY HATE THE ALT RIGHT!!!"
>"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN THE ALT RIGHT WOULD BE DEAD"
>"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(He doesn't seem to have a very firm grip on reality, imho)

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He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. Then he rants about how some of his own inner (leftist circle) betrayed him, while some of his rightwing audience like him. He shows just how paranoid and unable to trust others he is.

Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system.

REMEMBER~
KEEP NUKING HIS BRAIN WITH KINDNESS, HIS WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERING AND WE CAN BE THERE TO HELP THAT PROCESS ALONG! ONWARD JAHANISTS!

>CAN'T SLANDER THE ALEXANDER
>CAN'T CORDON THE GORDON
>CAN'T BAN THE JAHAN

As many of you have heard, Alexander Gordon Jahans is at a crucial turning point from changing his views regarding the Left. We must show him how our views are superior.

HERE'S THE PLAN
>use Photoshop for logos
>make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit
>gain small amounts of followers
>denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers
>tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger
>watch the 'Great Collapse'

He's ready lads. Latest quote from his blog:
>"I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour."

WE SHALL NOT FAIL.

JVST

CVCKVP MY SHIT

This Canadian fuck is seriously such a loser.
In every thread he makes up 1/3 of the total posts and is the sole creator of 90% of the Jahans OC

what a life

FAMILIA!

>Implying that's true
It isn't

Watching his new video "things are not good", I think we're succeeding in turning him into Chris chan 2.0

4/5 of every Jahans threads I click on there's a Leaf flag OP

and when it's up to 100ish posts, I'll highlight OPs ID and it's anywhere from 28-40ish "posts by this ID"

I say we finish Jahans once and for all. I'm fucking tired of these threads. It wont take much to tip him over the edge.

Explain what this has to do with politics.

>what does a political commentator have to do with politics

if he doesn't just delete everything, it's a turning point, either he becomes the new Chris Chan SJW extreme or joins the right

faggot.

No one cares if you're tired of these threads

>posting in a Jahans thread
>not being a Jahans fan
Cuck

Thou art fucking kidding me right........

This

I kind of feel bad for Jahans based off his latest video but... well... he talked a lot of shit. He talked like a tough guy. Time to see what legends are truly made of.

Who gives a fuck about some faggot with tits? Go ahead, turn him into Chris. Hope it gets your jollies off.

Don't fall for it.

they think they're special because they perceive Jahans as the "new big meme" and they're at the ground floor

if it all works out for them, then they can be all like, "dumb newfags, I knew about Jahans way back in the day -- I made that OC you're posting!!!"

We are literally the only ones trying to help him. The left treats him like shit, which is why he is scared shitless of becoming "one of us"

Like another user said in the last thread, he's trying hard to make us hate him. He's really headfucked by us being nice to him, read this post Methinks the lady doth protest too much

Always be kind to the Jahans

THIS

Anons, he's trying hard to get us to hate him and be dicks to him because us being nice to him fucks his brain.

On one hand his leftwing friends have treated him like dogshit, so when "evil supremacist nazis" are nice to him, his brain can't process it.

He's trying hard to put us back into the evil people category. Don't fall for it.

This priddy mush, tbqh lad

youtube.com/watch?v=CyC0MR6gZBY

Vew Nideo

This.

Us being kind to him is the ultimate troll, he has made tons of videos freaking out over rightwing "nazis" being nice to him.

Funny as fug

His autism was way more obvious in his older videos. What happened?

I love AGJ threads

whatever Leaf, go forth and realize your dream

tear him down, then rebuild him up into a fascist mystic hermit
in 15 years he'll be the a Nazi Sage, leading a sect of basement dwelling acolytes

How can we find out what ge would want as a present and we work with the daily shoah guys yo buy it for him? Ps4 perhaps?

We need more manpower for this. We might need to enlist Sup Forums's help.

This guy can't be saved. Look how lazy he is. He's using weights sitting down...

He began taking testosterone, he's literally going through puberty, so he seems less immature/autistic

We're literally just trying to help him. Most Sup Forumsacks like him, aside from the sadist or two, and wanted to reach out to him.

God you're stupid

I'll stay strong gents. He deserves to be crushed by brotherly NEET fraternal support. He will change his ways. I think there was a nazi Doctor, wasn't there? Or an episode where the Doctor goes full Hitler? Jahans needs a refresher.

This picture is pure gold

cringe

trudat

What was that thing that haplened to him he was talking about on his last video?
Did someone attack his cat or something?
Should we rather keep our AGJ diacussion on kiwifarms?

Implying The canadian poster isnt actually jahan, his second right wing personality posting here, making some advertment and present himself as meme so he gets more popular

Alexander has a ED page now?
It's only a matter of time now.

Jahans thinks that a pizza arriving is like his personal space being invaded so now he's scared to death of his family or cat being attacked

It's retarded, he's just hyperparanoid

I would be paranoid too. Because when someone orders pizza at my house, i assume they know my adresse, but in the end im not a austistic retard who posts his adresse house on the internet

But it is his personal space being invaded, user. Are you autistic? Just because your not sending a letter full of anthrax to him doesn't make it any different

sick projection you fucking retard

Baby steps.

why is Jahans so fucking obsessed with self automation lmao?

It's like his go to justification for everything

Yea, and it sucks that those retards sent pizzas to his house, but it /probably/ means nothing. He is overreacting and just making the trolls gleeful that he has been effected so much

I just want to say thanks for boosting the ED page, I wrote about half of it yesterday, I went out and then when I came home someone else had done about another half and add pictures, I'm glad we're starting to record the drama more perminatly, please everyone feel free to contribute or edit if you can, thank you all

Because it justifies his apocalyptic worldview 'EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'

He even uses it to justify immigration which is retarded since automation means /fewer/ workers will be needed.

Basically to him it means everything is going to hell, same with his view of global warming, which makes his feeling of hopelessness seem rational to him, like there's a bigger meaning to it than just his own suffering.

Fascinating

moar

R E M I N D E R

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>tfw this will never happen to you
Why carry on lads?

Suicide for all nonJahans

Jahans must be the final human

wait?

Some one went to his house or killed his cat?

no he's just paranoid

Someone kindly sent him about £50 of dominions, I think he even paid for it himself, and Jahans took it as a threat on this live or something

desu automation is pretty scary. Why the fuck would anyone want to take care of all the billions who can't work?

In a past video he mentioned that he was internet savvy and had taken all precautions to hide his address and such. But then he uses the same username for tons of accounts some with his personal details, I wonder if he uses the same passwords too.

His cat is dead? That's sad. I asked him if he would make a video with it a few days ago.

this


it's so fucking weird that he reacted this way

maybe a few asshole anons said LOLOLOL IMA KILL UR CAT LOL JAHANS and that plus the pizzas raped his brain?

like wtf

Can someone make a poster of Jahans saying "I never asked for this" with the Dues Ex sun glasses

Why would he react that way for getting money? Doesn't he ask for donations?

whats the story surrounding his fan fiction that he keeps referencing?

Because he has the autismo

an user recently gave him at least 5 bucks a month, but he's just in this extreme fucked up mood right now

imo he's making most of it up out of his own paranoia and martyr complex

you must understand that his whole worldview is I AM BRAVE LIBERAL PERSON FACING EVIL RIGHTWING DEMONIC PEOPLE WHO NO LIKE ME AND I AM SPECIAL BECAUSE OF IT.

and he thinks that every time he is attacked by rightwingers he is like noble as fug

which is why we need to be nice to him see here

Ok, Im trying to guess his FB pass. Any suggestions?

his cats name with his house number after it

thegrandspectrumoftimeandthemultiversexxx66699911114

Whats the cats name lol

Jesus Christ this fucking video.
>when I an the police come for you you should get any mercy

Ronnikin

it's not ronnikin. I've tried all the obvious ones. Like random phrases he says and likes

the testosterone seems to be working

the cat's full name is ronnikin skyweasel

also he loves corbyn, the green party, labour, he loves doctor who

could be a doctor who thing

Need more help lads. If we crack this puppy I would have an aneurysm

he is obsessed with post scarcity utopias

Try a less secure account/website first, that way facebook won't be able to tip him off

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Well, that's my good deed done for the day.

I just watched all of his latest video.

That pizza fiasco has literally broken him.

Making my way in the video (I have to do short burst because of the intense cringe), did someone fuck with the cat or something???

The fucking fuck?

Fucking link?

Fuck?

Someone should send him redpilled literature;.

what site? patreon?

I'll try to find it

no retard that won't help

Just paypal famalam

clyp.it/qnk032c4

>clyp.it/qnk032c4
make more and make em longer and make them seem to make more sense

frankly these are great but they should sound a bit more.... real... less obviously just mashed

What the fuck? Is this even allowed on jewtube or is this on his PH account?

He said nigger in a video once, can't remember which one, would be nice to include that

I love it

yea it's allowed

He gets away with some really disturbing shit

No one killed or did anything to his cat. Pizza(s) was sent on Saturday night. Quran's and a sex catalog should be arriving today, according to what happened in the Saturday night generals.

He says it in this video

youtube.com/watch?v=r3JjTol0Kvo

this

He's just paranoid. But remember, dumbasses, I warned you not to send it. He is fragile and you're just going to get him to stop posting new vids if you keep it up.

Jahans is like a little child you need to be gentle to him.

You're the fucking Canadian that attacked Reviewbrah. You cunt.

THAT WAS A JOKE REMEMBER?

jesus christ

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HAIL THE BISHOP OF THE COLOMBIAN JAHANISTS!

WE NEED YOUR LEADERSHIP IN TIMES TO COME!

AMEN!

What does he think about the fact that a lot of elites want to depopulate earth? He doesn't really believe people will be taken care of when they have no use, right?

he just thinks the elites are all rightwing bigoted capitalistic bastards

and by rightwing he means basically capitalistic/not socialist enough

and he probably somehow thinks they're racist too

his view is very basic leftist