>ED page encyclopediadramatica.se/Alexander_Jahans So Alexander Gordon Jahans has his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page, now, check it out. Make sure he sees this one, boys.
>Le Super Sincere Vow "I WILL NOT BEND TO THE FORCES OF DARKNESS" (/most recent vid/) (that's an actual quote from this vid) youtube.com/watch?v=nXAjSYuh30M He now has 1,800+ subscribers and it's going to his head, he seems to think he's a rising Youtube star, he recently made a deranged and melodramatic vow NEVER to give in to his subscribers' "racism" or "sexism". It makes you wonder just how strong his beliefs are if he has to make a literal vow. Why is he so afraid of his worldview being shattered?
Apparently a group of evil monsters /even worse/ than Sup Forums have begun to fuck with him. Who could it be?
>Le "WAHH I DINT GIT THE JOB" Rant youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o In this rant he basically reveals that he blames all of his problems on the Alt Right and basically sees us (Sup Forums, The Daily Shoah, the Alt Right) as his archnemesis. He ends the rant with these final words:
>"I REALLY HATE THE ALT RIGHT!!!" >"IF IT WEREN'T FOR MY MORALITY THAT THE ALT RIGHT THINKS IS HOLDING ME BACK, THEN THE ALT RIGHT WOULD BE DEAD" >"FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (He doesn't seem to have a very firm grip on reality, imho)
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He equates rightwingers with bullies, bullies he has dealt with for his entire life. This is his entire reason for opposing the right, because he believes they are like the bullies from his past. Then he rants about how some of his own inner (leftist circle) betrayed him, while some of his rightwing audience like him. He shows just how paranoid and unable to trust others he is.
Clearly the nice rightwingers are a huge contradiction in his entire worldview, and it's eroding his security in his own belief system.
REMEMBER~ KEEP NUKING HIS BRAIN WITH KINDNESS, HIS WORLDVIEW IS SHATTERING AND WE CAN BE THERE TO HELP THAT PROCESS ALONG! ONWARD JAHANISTS!
Xavier Parker
>CAN'T SLANDER THE ALEXANDER >CAN'T CORDON THE GORDON >CAN'T BAN THE JAHAN
Hunter Ramirez
As many of you have heard, Alexander Gordon Jahans is at a crucial turning point from changing his views regarding the Left. We must show him how our views are superior.
HERE'S THE PLAN >use Photoshop for logos >make official looking twitter accounts for feminism, liberal bullshit >gain small amounts of followers >denounce Jahans all day for supporting his Nazi followers >tell him he is a disgraceful leftwinger >watch the 'Great Collapse'
He's ready lads. Latest quote from his blog: >"I think I need to find a new bubble. I'm not comfortable being a lefty among the rightwing, I'd far rather be the slightly conservative chap looking out for capitalism among a bunch of communists and socialists. Let me be raged at by feminists, I'll take that over the slasher smile of the alt-right as they invite me into their parlour."
WE SHALL NOT FAIL.
Connor Sanders
JVST
Josiah Harris
CVCKVP MY SHIT
Isaac Hernandez
This Canadian fuck is seriously such a loser. In every thread he makes up 1/3 of the total posts and is the sole creator of 90% of the Jahans OC
what a life
Dylan Campbell
FAMILIA!
>Implying that's true It isn't
Kayden Hughes
Watching his new video "things are not good", I think we're succeeding in turning him into Chris chan 2.0
Kevin Perry
4/5 of every Jahans threads I click on there's a Leaf flag OP
and when it's up to 100ish posts, I'll highlight OPs ID and it's anywhere from 28-40ish "posts by this ID"
Ryder Clark
I say we finish Jahans once and for all. I'm fucking tired of these threads. It wont take much to tip him over the edge.
Adam Butler
Explain what this has to do with politics.
Thomas Jenkins
>what does a political commentator have to do with politics
Eli Lopez
if he doesn't just delete everything, it's a turning point, either he becomes the new Chris Chan SJW extreme or joins the right
faggot.
No one cares if you're tired of these threads
>posting in a Jahans thread >not being a Jahans fan Cuck
Thou art fucking kidding me right........
This
Anthony Young
I kind of feel bad for Jahans based off his latest video but... well... he talked a lot of shit. He talked like a tough guy. Time to see what legends are truly made of.
William Rogers
Who gives a fuck about some faggot with tits? Go ahead, turn him into Chris. Hope it gets your jollies off.
Lincoln Bell
Don't fall for it.
Brody Scott
they think they're special because they perceive Jahans as the "new big meme" and they're at the ground floor
if it all works out for them, then they can be all like, "dumb newfags, I knew about Jahans way back in the day -- I made that OC you're posting!!!"
Robert Jenkins
We are literally the only ones trying to help him. The left treats him like shit, which is why he is scared shitless of becoming "one of us"
Like another user said in the last thread, he's trying hard to make us hate him. He's really headfucked by us being nice to him, read this post Methinks the lady doth protest too much
Jose Bell
Always be kind to the Jahans
Chase Morales
THIS
Anons, he's trying hard to get us to hate him and be dicks to him because us being nice to him fucks his brain.
On one hand his leftwing friends have treated him like dogshit, so when "evil supremacist nazis" are nice to him, his brain can't process it.
He's trying hard to put us back into the evil people category. Don't fall for it.
Us being kind to him is the ultimate troll, he has made tons of videos freaking out over rightwing "nazis" being nice to him.
Funny as fug
Aiden Fisher
His autism was way more obvious in his older videos. What happened?
Sebastian Foster
I love AGJ threads
Aaron James
whatever Leaf, go forth and realize your dream
tear him down, then rebuild him up into a fascist mystic hermit in 15 years he'll be the a Nazi Sage, leading a sect of basement dwelling acolytes
Hunter Howard
How can we find out what ge would want as a present and we work with the daily shoah guys yo buy it for him? Ps4 perhaps?
Colton Allen
We need more manpower for this. We might need to enlist Sup Forums's help.
David Rogers
This guy can't be saved. Look how lazy he is. He's using weights sitting down...
Nathaniel Walker
He began taking testosterone, he's literally going through puberty, so he seems less immature/autistic
We're literally just trying to help him. Most Sup Forumsacks like him, aside from the sadist or two, and wanted to reach out to him.
Zachary Wilson
God you're stupid
Christian Clark
I'll stay strong gents. He deserves to be crushed by brotherly NEET fraternal support. He will change his ways. I think there was a nazi Doctor, wasn't there? Or an episode where the Doctor goes full Hitler? Jahans needs a refresher.
This picture is pure gold
Alexander Richardson
cringe
John Edwards
trudat
Joshua Baker
What was that thing that haplened to him he was talking about on his last video? Did someone attack his cat or something? Should we rather keep our AGJ diacussion on kiwifarms?
Elijah Gray
Implying The canadian poster isnt actually jahan, his second right wing personality posting here, making some advertment and present himself as meme so he gets more popular
Jose Wright
Alexander has a ED page now? It's only a matter of time now.
Carter Powell
Jahans thinks that a pizza arriving is like his personal space being invaded so now he's scared to death of his family or cat being attacked
It's retarded, he's just hyperparanoid
Tyler Myers
I would be paranoid too. Because when someone orders pizza at my house, i assume they know my adresse, but in the end im not a austistic retard who posts his adresse house on the internet
James Edwards
But it is his personal space being invaded, user. Are you autistic? Just because your not sending a letter full of anthrax to him doesn't make it any different
Jayden Scott
sick projection you fucking retard
Zachary Taylor
Baby steps.
Brody Lopez
why is Jahans so fucking obsessed with self automation lmao?
It's like his go to justification for everything
Noah Rodriguez
Yea, and it sucks that those retards sent pizzas to his house, but it /probably/ means nothing. He is overreacting and just making the trolls gleeful that he has been effected so much
Adrian Hernandez
I just want to say thanks for boosting the ED page, I wrote about half of it yesterday, I went out and then when I came home someone else had done about another half and add pictures, I'm glad we're starting to record the drama more perminatly, please everyone feel free to contribute or edit if you can, thank you all
Jaxson Scott
Because it justifies his apocalyptic worldview 'EVERYTHING IS GOING TO SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'
He even uses it to justify immigration which is retarded since automation means /fewer/ workers will be needed.
Basically to him it means everything is going to hell, same with his view of global warming, which makes his feeling of hopelessness seem rational to him, like there's a bigger meaning to it than just his own suffering.
Fascinating
Adrian Jones
moar
Landon Jenkins
R E M I N D E R
Dominic Fisher
...
Mason Ramirez
>tfw this will never happen to you Why carry on lads?
Ian Turner
Suicide for all nonJahans
Jahans must be the final human
Parker Cooper
wait?
Some one went to his house or killed his cat?
Aaron Lewis
no he's just paranoid
Liam Myers
Someone kindly sent him about £50 of dominions, I think he even paid for it himself, and Jahans took it as a threat on this live or something
Landon Bailey
desu automation is pretty scary. Why the fuck would anyone want to take care of all the billions who can't work?
Christopher Wright
In a past video he mentioned that he was internet savvy and had taken all precautions to hide his address and such. But then he uses the same username for tons of accounts some with his personal details, I wonder if he uses the same passwords too.
Ethan Sanders
His cat is dead? That's sad. I asked him if he would make a video with it a few days ago.
Carter Turner
this
it's so fucking weird that he reacted this way
maybe a few asshole anons said LOLOLOL IMA KILL UR CAT LOL JAHANS and that plus the pizzas raped his brain?
like wtf
Nathan Murphy
Can someone make a poster of Jahans saying "I never asked for this" with the Dues Ex sun glasses
Christian Roberts
Why would he react that way for getting money? Doesn't he ask for donations?
Hunter Foster
whats the story surrounding his fan fiction that he keeps referencing?
Grayson Foster
Because he has the autismo
Colton Cruz
an user recently gave him at least 5 bucks a month, but he's just in this extreme fucked up mood right now
imo he's making most of it up out of his own paranoia and martyr complex
you must understand that his whole worldview is I AM BRAVE LIBERAL PERSON FACING EVIL RIGHTWING DEMONIC PEOPLE WHO NO LIKE ME AND I AM SPECIAL BECAUSE OF IT.
and he thinks that every time he is attacked by rightwingers he is like noble as fug
which is why we need to be nice to him see here
Jose Russell
Ok, Im trying to guess his FB pass. Any suggestions?
>clyp.it/qnk032c4 make more and make em longer and make them seem to make more sense
frankly these are great but they should sound a bit more.... real... less obviously just mashed
Aaron Phillips
What the fuck? Is this even allowed on jewtube or is this on his PH account?
Cameron Jackson
He said nigger in a video once, can't remember which one, would be nice to include that
Jason Bailey
I love it
Nolan King
yea it's allowed
He gets away with some really disturbing shit
Xavier Morales
No one killed or did anything to his cat. Pizza(s) was sent on Saturday night. Quran's and a sex catalog should be arriving today, according to what happened in the Saturday night generals.
He's just paranoid. But remember, dumbasses, I warned you not to send it. He is fragile and you're just going to get him to stop posting new vids if you keep it up.
Jahans is like a little child you need to be gentle to him.
Henry Turner
You're the fucking Canadian that attacked Reviewbrah. You cunt.
Grayson King
THAT WAS A JOKE REMEMBER?
jesus christ
Jace Clark
Garrison a r r I s o n
Jace Parker
HAIL THE BISHOP OF THE COLOMBIAN JAHANISTS!
WE NEED YOUR LEADERSHIP IN TIMES TO COME!
AMEN!
Henry Long
What does he think about the fact that a lot of elites want to depopulate earth? He doesn't really believe people will be taken care of when they have no use, right?
Lucas Barnes
he just thinks the elites are all rightwing bigoted capitalistic bastards
and by rightwing he means basically capitalistic/not socialist enough