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Poggle's Ruse Cruise Edition

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Sex roachman

So how is Catalyst?

Is that an actual screenshot? My memory is rusty.

Super sexy.

I'm still holding out hope. McGregor says he's down. And why wouldn't he be? From the sound of things, he had the time of his life playing Obi-Wan.

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I really did enjoy that scene. Fucking hated the Seps.

I'll dump it, just for you

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My nigga....

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Would you a robot waifu?

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sure.

Why is Poggle going on a ruse cruise?

post more TCW webms

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No, she is only programmed to love me. She doesn't want to.

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The droids in star wars seem rather self aware

Sorry, don't remember if I have more.

a shitty tricolored cop-out ending to a great franchise

Around 0:03, ever since I was a kid, I always wondered how that neimoidian died. It appears he got stabbed but Anakin didn't stab him. He also didn't deflect the blaster shots from that battle droid so the neimoidian didn't get shot either.

As self aware as the plot demands. And they can be fully reprogrammed.

Catalyst spoilers: Krennic frees Poggle from prison when he agrees to serve the Republic and get the Geonosians to serve as labor force for the Death Star but undermines it the entire time by instituting bizarre labor policies like letting Geonosians kill each other for stupid reasons and talking Krennic into letting him do it because "hrrrm it's our culture", and it turns out he was just using all of this bullshit as an excuse to work out his escape (installing a hyperdrive on his personal shuttle while Krennic wasn't looking) and rejoin Dooku and leaves Krennic a mess to clean up and pretty much laughs at him over the comms before lightspeeding away

This is also a good summation:

It looks like the battle droid's blaster shot deflects off of the tip of Anakin's saber and hits that Neimoidian. Or off of something else

at a certain point I don't get why Barriss even bothers. Even if she beat Anakin, there are 3 temple guards, definitely more on the way, a master, and a dozen younglings. Like, what was is she even hoping to accomplish at this point?

Well then try to make sure nobody reprograms it while keeping it as self aware as possible

Classic Poggle.

I like to think he had already gotten stabbed, and was kind of looking for a way to get around Anakin and escape and then just goes "fuck it I may as well give up"

That'd be hilarious. Of all those scumbags, he died in the most pathetic yet comical way.

You guys do see that the saber hit that guy, right?

If you are talking about the one next to the battledroid
you see Anakin do a small thrust and when he turns around you can see where he's been stabbed

What's even better is that he's trolling Krennic from the very beginning, having these huge bloody gladiatorial fights in celebration of his release and Krennic's just standing there being a good guest and smiling and privately thinking "this is fucking insane how many hours of this gory shit is he gonna make me sit through"

No. We don't even hear a sound effect to confirm he got hit. The wound just appears there. Anakin just walks up to him and he's dead before he can do anything. Maybe while Anakin walked towards him, the saber lightly touched him which should be enough to kill him.

When someone is very wrong, they tend to keep being wrong, even when everything points to you STOP DOING THAT.

Guess you can call is desperate determination.

So in general how much of a bitch is Krennic in this?

He actually does fairly well, but he keeps trying to outsmart people smarter than him, like Tarkin, or underestimating people like Poggle or Galen Erso

Does the Rebellion have any land base tanks in canon?
Like was Hoth considered their largest ground battle?

wtf Poggle is a good character now.

So this is the explanation for flying directly at the walkers in the film?

>No.
But the saber hit is in the shot.

Poggle was always a good character.
>AHH KRE-NKO

Bros before hos

>Implying BLURGH NEK KLHOOMK

Do they explain why Poggle did that? Because it sounds like he had a fairly good deal going.

What version? I saw the old DVD version.

Not really. Either he felt the CIS still had a better chance of winning or he was just legit loyal to Dooku.

Personally I like to think he just did it to piss off Krennic.

nvm
I watched it again and it looks like he'd already been hit by a stray blaster bolt and was stumbling around in pain.

None of my classmates are coming to my birthday party next week so I'm just gonna rewatch all of the Star Wars movies with my mom. Do you guys have any other Star Wars related ideas?

Where do the Neimodian guards disappear to?

>None of my classmates are coming to my birthday party next week so I'm just gonna rewatch all of the Star Wars movies with my mom
You have to be 18 to post here.

Nowhere. They're killed. You can see at least one of them deadIf you're referring to the shot where Anakin waves his hand to shut the doors, they're JUST outside of the camera's edge

You can see a dead one near the door here so I assume they were among the first to die.

End your pathetic existence as a fully grown friendless adult who lives with his mother by attempting to swallow a toy lightsaber.

They became one with the force. Everyone's doing it nowadays.

rude teebeeaich

Best fighter

They have pretty neat laser sound effects in Genndy Wars.

>Vader kills all the humanoid Separatists
>Clean slash across the chest. Body is 99% intact

>Vader kills Poggle
>Cuts him into about four pieces with one swing

Geonosians are made of crackers, they crumble easily

Great with soup, too

Is this a new shotanon?

Forget it, someone else already did the "tee hee I'm only 12, gosh I didn't know you had to be 18 to post!" schtick.

It's probably the same Shotanon, hoping we'd forgotten about him so he could do his gimmick all over again.

>widescreen
>640x420
why is it a webm?

because my webm-fu skills are weak.

Your powers are weak, old man.

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Can't bench the Trench.

I'd like to French the Trench

I wouldn't. The Trench has stench.

Then my nostrils will have to clench

Trench's stench gets me drenched~

Based Poggle
I knew he had something special in him

makingstarwars.net/2016/11/some-early-solid-rumors-on-star-wars-episode-viiis-laura-dern-benicio-del-toro-and-kelly-marie-tran/

>Benicio del Toro has been described as a classic “man in black.” As in he wears all black and he’s dangerous. His character is clean shaven with hair not unlike Poe Dameron’s in length.
>it doesn’t appear the heroes see del Toro as a bad guy, at least not at first. We think he’s connected to the casino set we talked about sometime ago.

>Laura Dern is probably the most bombastic of the new characters from the rumors we’ve heard.
>She is very aristocratic and fancy in a way we haven’t really seen in Star Wars before. Her look is unique.
>Dern wears a “fancy” dress and her hair is like something out of the prequels.
>The biggest defining detail of this new character played by Laura Dern is that she has pink hair in Star Wars: Episode VIII. >which is very ornate almost like something out of the Outlander Club in Attack of the Clones.

Based Rian Johnson

Boy did that get messed up
Why are spoilertags so broken?

I always loved the choreography here. It really was a massacre. There's real anger in his movements. I can't even imagine how he may have handled the Jedi.

This part especially as he stalked thevlast guy with the lightsaber threatening to come down. Then he oh so cleanly without looking deflects a shotvback at the remaining droid.

I haven't watched this bit in so many years but I can still remember the scream and how satisfying the whole thing was.

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Is that Wat Tambor? First time i noticed it was him the last guy on that room

I remember getting to kill all the leaders in the RotS video game. I think I replayed that scene over and over again

>Benicio del Toro

God I hope he's Kanjiklub.

Ah darn it, shotanon was here and I missed it.

I feel the Nemoidian guards got in the way far too much. But then busting through them with my tricked out Anakin was a pleasure.

That game will always have the best lightsaber combat, at least in my mind. The Jedi Knight series, as lauded as it is, just doesn't have the same fidelity. The Jung Ma kata was always my favorite.

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Daily reminder that Star Warts is for fags

We're all fags here, user.

This is the movie I have the most faith in. I never liked Abrams and Jurassic World was a piece of shit, but this I can believe will be good. Or at least, I hope so.

good thing i love sucking juicy dicks yummy give me cummies
remove faggots, trannies, etc

>remove faggots, trannies, etc
Then leave, Star Warts fag

right now I'm loading my ar-15 shotgun with lazer cannon included. Time to hunt some degenerates. yeehaw.

I'm kinda disappointed the Magna Guards didn't show up much and when they did it was almost never without their Electrostaffs even if those are awesome. The idea of Artificially intelligent killbots developing their own preferences for getting a job done was always the coolest thing to me. I wanted to see one waste an entire squad of clones single handedly.

Rogue One is just a month away.

Are you hyped, or are you ready to be let down?

Once you're done point it at yourself and pull the trigger, Star Warts faggot.

Anybody have the Catalyst text craw? I can't find it anywhere online