If you were on death row and asked for an all-you-can-eat buffet for your last meal...

If you were on death row and asked for an all-you-can-eat buffet for your last meal, couldn't you put off your execution forever, as long as you keep eating?

Ask to eat the executioner.

Ask to eat deez nutz

ask to eat your poison, so they cant execute you because theres no more poison

>yfw you ask for something you're deathly allergic to

They would save you to execute you once you feel better. Shit's fucked up.

How is execution real if our eyes arent?

Can you ask for a gun and a key to get out?

Could I ask for fresh human breast milk? I want to die eating the first thing I ever ate.

Heaping plate of go fuck yourself I'd rather starve.

that sort of joined up thinking built the empire

They usually have a price limit on the food you can get. The price limit varies by state so no.

I would just ask for the antidote to the lethal injection.

no theres a food budget for last meals

they took it away in Texas

This is what happens when you ask for something ridiculous as your last meal.

>ask for as much rice as the price limit can afford
>prolong death for months while they watch you consume thousands of pounds of rice.

I just request a 100 yr old hamburger

Thai green curry

> Fucking big bowl of vindaloo, spicy fried chicken, pork belly and a litre of chocolate milk

I want to shit everywhere when they flick the switch.

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MY DUDE

kek

ha goteem

Kek

>allergic to peanuts
>ask for PBJ as last mean
>get sick
>postpone execution
>Next day ask for PBJ as last meal
>repeat until you die of old age

Or just embrace your execution as you have been in solitary confinement for the past 20 years. All because you raped and murdered 1000 babies.

What's wrong with raping abd killing babies?
They hit puberty at a younger age anyway, 1 year old is close to 10 in the grand scheme of things.
Murdering them is irrelevant: they aren't even fully human yet. We kill them at minus 6 months old, so why not 1 year old? That's 18 months older, not that much again.
In fact, it's closer to 10 years old, therefore it is more wrong to rape a baby than to kill it, even if both arr perfectly acceptable.

more like
>allergic to peanuts
>ask for PBJ as last meal
>get sick
>die
>beat the executioner at his own game
Fuck you all I wold go out having the last laugh.
Unfortunately I am not allergic to peanuts so I would have to order Fugu or something and hope the cook fucks up

Fuggin LEEEAAAFFFFFF. Go tip your fedoras somewhere else you massive egdelord.

Prove me wrong. I'll be here until my phone dies.

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