Rip, looks like our Taco princess is gonna die young Sup Forums

rip, looks like our Taco princess is gonna die young Sup Forums

peopole with kidney transplants have a 4-6 year life expectancy, you drove her to this Sup Forums

Kek, is best friend bought a living for herself

>4-6 year life expectancy
really? why? sauce?

Wait, so now she has 2 kidneys but her firend only one?

worry not we still have lucky blue around

It's bullshit.

Ywn sauce Selena's taco

oh hi Mark

rip taco butt

goodnight sweet princess

is getting a kidney transplant that common for lupus?

I want her to give me taco flavoured kisses

>all kidney transplants are for the saem disease

learn how statistics work you fucking pleb. average live expectancy for kidney transplant is an AVERAGE for ALL transplants of that type. fucking GRADE FIVE MATH here pleb.

plus she has Lupus, a madeup chick disease.

kidney diseases are.

how could this have happened?

I think he means has 4-6 years taken off of life expectancy

*BRRRRMMMMRMMMLLMMP*

Lying, incestuous, drunk, queen of the casting couch, abortion and breast implant getting, ewok and Speedy Gonzales look-alike, hairy twat, negative ass and cancerous breast having, born into poverty from an underage illegal mother, wigger loving, dog fucking, unborn sibling murdering, beached whale, herpes infected, pedo WHORE WHORE WHORE WHORE!

>What? Oh brother. He’s little. He’s like my little brother. That’s weird to me.

Lies!

>I said, ‘Dad, I want a promise ring.’ He went to the church and got it blessed. He actually used me as an example for other kids. I’m going to keep my promise to myself, to my family and to God.

Lies!

>Selena Gomez Tries To Get More Boyfriends!…much younger ones that is.
>Selena Gomez tries to lay down the charm on a little boy as he stops by one of her signings at KMart for her new Dream Out Loud collection.
>The 19-year-old actress shared in the video, “One of my favorite things to do at my meet and greets anywhere is if there is a little boy under the age of 10, I like to make them feel very awkward. It’s the cutest thing in the whole world.”
>Selena added when one was so embarrassed he walked away, “What can I say? I scare the boys away (laughs).”

Pedo!

>Turns out that Not So Innocent was the queen of the quickie when it came to oral

Fake, lying whore!

>I was like, 'I want to be in your movie' and he auditioned me for like an hour or two hours and it was awesome

Casting couch whore!

she needs to thiccen up again

Any time you have an autoimmune condition, you run the risk of having other major organ involvement, either through the disease itself or from the drugs taken to combat it (steroids, immunosuppresants etc.)

Yes.

I'm no surgeon but I would transplant my penis organ in her vagina organ

Me on the left

You've got more issues than a newsstand.

Selena is more valuable than the other girl. It's way more important that she has 2 kidneys. Girl also would've been paid fucking loads for it.
Kind of jealous.

Friends, how many of us?

no she has three

Why does every Mexican chick have such a fat face. Is it a warning sign from God about what's to come?

>tfw have kidney failure , on dialysis for 5 years
Getting a transplant next year wish me luck anons

Nahhh

Selena's spicy taco deserves spicy authentic salsa, no sissy watered Tabasco.

Good luck, user. Hope you don't die.

t. demi
Selena won.
Get over.

i'd sour cream both their tacos
wonder how much selena gave her friend for her kidney?

Selena is all like: "uh thanks, bitch"

That's FATT but it makes me horny so post more.
Context?

You need help.

so does this mean she's off the coke?

is that you johnny neptune

did they play Enie Menie Minie Mo for it like that episode of Curb?

she was too good for this world anyway.

My aunt had a kidney transplant 15 years ago and she's ok. You lie.

>her best friend donor
that her handlers stole from her parents several years ago.

Traps are gay

>never talks to that chick ever again

kino song

didn't this vapid cunt say she is "best friends" with taylor swift

Did someone say Kidney transplant?

Jesus Christ,they have to share pictures of everything,even kidney transplants.

Everyone's "best friends'' with Tayters.

My guy, did you actually type all of this? Lmao

to me

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>Implying they just didn't took the picture and then unboxed a dead Guatemalan kid that Selena bought.

Aight.

Good luck

We are all gonna make it, see you around.

Be honest Sup Forums what's the price your """"""""""celebrity best friend"""""""""" would have to name to get your kidney?

lmao this dude just had a kid at 19 and named it "gravity". i feel so bad for that child

can someone edit bane into that album cover

God Bless

rip little taco princess

That film is going to ruin this board

i wish you had believed me jack
jl

Good luck, watch some kino's in case things get worse

im working on it

>Mexican diet
not even once

>it ain't me starts playing

LOL fatass only poor people die from Lupus its a mild distraction for rich people now lol haha

>he thinks she wont outlive him

Shes gonna live well past the average life expectancy

Cute

god bless little pupper

Why didn't she get it through her vag instead of getting a huge scar?

My cousin donated his kidney over ten years ago and he still lifts regularly, competes in marathons, and surfs

Wtf are you on about?

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Both her kidneys failed? Has the AIDS finally started kicking in, lads?

She probably needs that many to filter out all the mexican food

I'll be the first to say.
JUST

Shut the fuck up Taylor.

How retarded are you guys? Do you know anything about medicine?

No!

Based!

>People are still asking this question.
Take a wild guess.

Lol what a dummy he'd be at the very least twice as strong if he hadn't done that.

stay strong man.
Also, yeah, watch more movies in case you die

looks like the donor got tacoed pretty bad

bbc damaged her kidneys?

I start to believe you are that Nigger on the picture
Stop spamming this shit

The fucked up part is that this is all actually true.

>implying she didn't pay her