>wake up today feeling good
>go outside to pickup the newspaper
>car pulls into the driveway in front of me
>fat dude steps out of the car
>(I live in a tourist attraction city)
>asks me where the nearest gas station is because he has only 4 miles worth of gas in a Jersey accent
>fool him into driving into the woods (5 miles until you run into a dead end)
>mfw
How do you shit on Americans?
>tourist attraction city
>in Romania
??
Americans love Disney movies, so when in Romania they want to show their kids real gypsies like that are in the hunchback of notre dame. Since thats 90% of the country, it becomes a tourist trap.
Transylvania, Bram castle. Also there are houses there older than your country leaf dude.
Did you learn the New Jersey accent from watching The Sopranos?
>Live in Vancouver BC
>every summer senior american tourists flood the city
>clog the subway when I'm omw to work
>always wandering around the subway station confused, they've never seen public transport infrastructure beyond a ghetto american bus line
this year I started approaching these couples/groups of couples and asking if they needed help finding anything, or directions. nine times out of ten they have questions about how to buy tickets from the machine or which line to take to which tourist attraction. I've been leading them to pay for the most expensive tickets (all day tickets to go back and forth across the city) and sending them to the Richmond (90% chinese part of town with nothing to see, 60 minute train ride from down town where I meet them)
I almost felt bad one time when an old lady thanked me and said there's not enough young folks like me. Almost
>wake up today feeling good
>live in a post-soviet looking town
>I don't leave my desolated building for the whole day
Figures. The only people a leaf can get the better of is clueless elderly people
He's gunna come bash ya fuckin head in ya know.
This is why I don't leave America. The entire world is out to get us. It's also why I treat immigrants like shit. When they import that hatred, it's got to be nipped in the bud on sight.
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>me and my coworkers purposefully give foreigners wrong directions to our venues
get fucked
i'm always amazed at how boring richmond is
just chinese restaurant after chinese restaurant
serves him right since he didn't give you a tip for the information
Fucking kekkle
underrated
I made him walk a few miles so I helped him.
Fake! Noone would ever visit fucking Romania.
kek top bantz leaf slowly redeeming yourselves
>i lured him into being stranded in the woods
t. town rapist
>american tourist in romania
>driving a car to a tourist attraction
nice fake story faggot
also stop reposting this shit, the one when you slap the burger out of his hand is better
story of my life
AHAHAHA gypsy got yanked.
and my people
i would do it over and over again
>Wake up today feeling good
>Remember I live in shitty post soviet block eastern Europe
>Cry
>romania
>tourists
What's the difference between these?
Poorfag southern euros do it all the time for the cheap drinks and whores
Bulgaria lives off that too.
Pay debts nigger
I do this too but only to Germans
Either give them false instructions or start making up German noises until they leave
I own you bitch!!!
...
No I own you bitch!
New Zealand never entered the Australian federation.
Sure.....
>cars stoping in cigan tabor for anything other than buying cheap heroin
as fake as it gets
God damn it Austria
* in a Joysie accent
I don't. They shit on me.
Proxy much?
I invite them to my apartment for dinner, drug them and then eat their brains before disolving them in the bath tub LOL
>blue-haired feminist comes from NJ to study at my uni
>"ohmigod you guys are like so quaint I love sherlock and I drink tea"
>"tea" turns out to be some herbal shit nobody has ever heard of and she makes it in the microwave, but oh well
>play to the stereotype, ham up my accent, pretend to be a huge fan of Jon Oliver and shite like that
>get her in bed
>fucking her from behind
>start shit-talking everything she believes in - confederacy did nothing wrong, andrew jackson was too soft on the indians, niggers should fuck off to africa or go back to the plantations
>pull out, cum on her face
>"make america great again, now get the fuck out of my flat"
>shove her clothes into her arms and push her crying out of the door
...
things that never happened
You mean like Australian sovereignty?
How does that commonwealth dick taste?
>he has only 4 miles worth of gas in a Jersey accent
Is a Jersey accent a car or something?
>ThatHappened.jpg
Kek
Why would you even stop your car in a tabor ?
posting stuff like this on Sup Forums
wow mean
leeel